Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

So the past week or so, this random cat that wanders the apartment complex has been sitting in front of my windows howling and making all sorts of shitty annoying noises at my roommates cat thru the window.

It's getting really ------- old waking up to that at 4am and 5am.

I can't catch it, otherwise id just haul the thing like a mile down the road and toss it in a ditch somewhere. It's way too people sketchy to get near it.

Does animal control do ---- about that kinda thing if you cant catch the animal? Will they just come look for it and try to catch it?

I hate when people have outdoor cats in apartment complexes. Everytime I see catpaws on my freshly washed car and windshield, i wanna kill one.

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you could always "accidentally" run over it...

but with the animal control it depends on if it's somebody's pet or a stray. they'd probably just give the cat's owner a warning if its not a stray, and i'm pretty sure they'll impound it if it doesn't belong to anybody. just my thoughts, i dont run an animal control center or anything but we had a dog a couple doors down that wouldn't shut up down and one of our neighbors complained about it, the owners just got a warning to shut him up.

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it has no collar, and who knows what apartment it lives at...wherever it does tho, its never ------- there....its always at my window.

---- i just wanna grab that thing and crack its neck like a bullwhip

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animal control isnt gonna show up for a stray cat unless you catch it so start setting your traps and give them a call or just catch it and drive it to another complex and let them deal with it :)

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your roomate's cat is tappin' that ass.

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my roommates cat would be the ass that gets tapped, and its fixed, so not really.

kinda what i figured. if i catch that thing im hucking it in the ------- river.

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well, the cat could accidentally eat some food laced with rat poison... ;)

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i hate cats but rat poison wont kill it (rat poison kills rats/mice becuase they cant vomit). try antifreeze burger! or get a BB gun and shot it in the head a few times

**edit, unless they changed the chemical in rat poison, let me know.

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Arsenic ???

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bahahaha ownt

dumbass

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some ------- cat at my gf's old place left claw marks on my hood i wanted to skin that damn cat.

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unwelcomed ----- who would have figured

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Shoot it with a bb gun, or feed it come alka seltzer...

Or you could just kick it real hard.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

You guys are assholes.

What you need to do is call animal control or find a local "rescue" group that deals with feral cats. That cat needs to be trapped, neutered and released and he'll be quiet and peaceful. Instead, he's out ------ing his seed and the next thing you know, you'll have 5 cats outside your window meowing.

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You realize that when they catch him, he will be neutered get his shots and if no one addopts him in 3 weeks time, he will be incinerated...I mean put down.

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that sounds like a great idea!

or you can just lace some cat food with antifreeze as someone said and tell us you did the above ;)

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If he's truly feral, he won't be adopted. I don't doubt that.

Instead he'll be neutered and released back in to the "wild" where he'll live out his days like any other animal. The difference is that he won't be annoying like unneutered cats can be and he won't be adding more cats to the local population, creating even more problems. If you think killing the cat is the answer, I guarantee another annoying one will take his place.

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Feral Cat Coalition of Oregon (Portland)

http://www.feralcats.com/

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.....KILL IT >:D

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I would go with the anti-freeze. It is a sweet tasting killer.

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fook there`s some ---- they sell at homedepo, it`s like jelly that extract some kinda smell, intented to use to keep dogs/cats away from a certain area.

Re: Stupid Fucking Cat - Rant
 

i had a similar problem like 1 1/2 years ago, i found out the stupid cat went nuts for sliced turkey so i got my dogs kennel, opened my front door and put a SMALL trial of turkey leading to a big pile of turkey inside the kennel...ater about 1 hour he finally came around and sure enough he went into the kennel, BUT make sure to wait about 1/2 min so it starts to relax a little and sit down to eat >:D THEN slam that ------- cage shut!! but its not as easy as it sounds..
just make sure you put a SMALL amout of food leading to the cage becuase either it will get full or grab a few and run away, that will pretty much ruin your chance for that day.
Good luck!!

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see you just need me to come over there and get the cat for you. all cats love me, because they can tell that i'm a cat person and that i love little kitty cats :)

i'd be like ::little kids voice on:: "hi little kitty cat, you wanna come play with me... coooome onnnn kiiittttyyy" :: little kids voice off:: :D

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what?

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hit it with a BB gun

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My smallest gun is a 9mm. I think that'll do the trick. ---- cats. I used to feed cats to my pit.
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