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Man I really hate talking about cars with stupid ass people. So I am at my parents house tonight and I feel like some Taco Bell. I'm in my parents SSR with the top down and pull up to the first drive through window. The kid pops his head out and the conversation goes about like this...

Kid... What the hell is that?

Me... It's an SSR.

Kid... Is it old or new?

Me... It's a 2005.

Kid... Does it have a system?

Me... Yeah it has a stock system.

Kid... Cool, is it fast?

Me... Yeah it's pretty quick, it has an LS2.

Kid... (girlish giggle) Do you want to race?

Now I don't mind talking about cars, but at this point I realize he is a complete ------- moron and I just want my burrito (I got that new crunchy stuffed burrito by the way and it's pretty damn good).

Me... Nah I got a turbo honda that I race.

Kid... Cool, yeah I just sold my 88 civic for like 8 grand, it had twin turbos, sway bars, a system... yeah it had everything. I got an Integra now (me thinking, yeah sure buddy lol).

Me... Cool man... (but what I really wanted to say is, shut up you retard, you never had a twin turbo civic, your car is slow as balls, and your retarded, now get me my damn burrito.). I didn't want in spit in my food, so I just listened to him ramble on about his car, then finally got my food and left.

I have another funny story too about this dumbass telling me about his G35. He was telling me all the cars he beats, how he is going to get sponserd, and also how fast his car is (yet when I ask him to do a freeway run he declined). His gay ass car has stupid ------- stickers all over it and the only mods are like an intake and ------- exhaust lol. He claims he has $10,000 done to the motor on his myspace bahaha. The way he talks I just want to run him over with his own car lol, he is such a ------- tool.

Anyways, let's hear all your story's about talking to stupid ass people about their cars! :)

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I have one that always telling me about his eagle thalon with a twin turbo b18 that runs 9's in the quarter mile. so I just say that sounds good to make him shutup
he the same guy that ask me why do I have a cold air intake, and short ram intake, he refering to the charge pipe as cold air intake, and filter off the turbo for the short ram, dumbass.

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It happens all the time to local kids that come and pick up parts. I always try to ask them what kind of project their working on. 50% of the time it's some rice rocket, and I just stop talking and get them out of there as fast as possible.

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you should have thrown your burrito at him ( CKY style ) along with your drink.

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Apparently the claiming of having a twin turbo setup on a 4 cylinder is common... almost every kid that has told me they had some "fast as 4 banger" claimed twin turbo's. When I asked what kind they tell me "it came with the kit" :S :3

Should've raced him just to smoke him, Pat :P

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You should buddy up to clowns like that in order to make sex with their sister, girlfriend, and mom. Get video footage, have it mixed in with misc streetracing footage, and a killer soundtrack. Sell on eBay and in the FS section as "Best of BBKA '06"

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I wouldnt admit to driving a SSR :X

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+1

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HKS POWER BOY!

I know that kid...everytime I see him at PIR revving his stupid slow G35 I want to punch him in the face.

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Iv'e heard all kinds of ---- ...Some dude wanting to put a 13b rotor into a rover.That didnt work out so he decided to try a big block "chevvy" v8.This dude cant even drive manual.
In the end he ended up getting a loan for $8,000.
Reason:airbags :S ---- show is for pussies , go hard or go home.

Also some fat ---- driving a wrx telling me about his $2,000 custom blow of valve.
All sponsered , and hes got a personal mechanic.
Cracks me the fuk up ;D :o

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So at burger king this kid in a lancer said he has a stage 1 turbo kit so we wanted to see it, he pops the hood no turbo just a egay intake. I said weres the turbo, we go to the back of the car and he has one of those muflers with the fan in it. the kid says its worth 40 horse :o. wtf is wrong with kids.

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Iv got like 30 of thease storys but this is the most recent. O ya an interfooler is as good as a real turbo. :y

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hahaha ya in high school me and my friends would make fun of just about every retard like that. some kid said his unlce turned his intake upside down and got like 40 hp so that was the running joke. anyone with stickers had at least 300+ hp and sunroofs also added hp.
i went to jail because i eluded the police and i some guy with a wrx said he would race me when he gets out. it was pretty funny. pretty much stock but he said its fast and he will race anybody.
also the kids around here no absolutly nothing about cars. so basically everyone tells bullshit after bullshit lies. all i want to do is race then talk.
also a friend of mine has a shitty taurus and goes around telling everyone its a sho motor swapped in there. he had the hood poped open and we were staring at the motor when he told me that. he also wonders why i told him that hes a compulsive liar.
i basically just ignore what people say like you guys and just agree that it is cool so they dont try and get into talking more crap about cars that they dont know. but if we didnt have people like that then we wouldnt get so much pleasure out of beating them.

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i juss sold my D-series dc header to some chump for $100...lolz....i asked him what he was planning on doing to his car and he said turbo charge it...so i was like ok, and he started going off about how he has a build d-series head and ---- and how it has a cam and i asked him if the cam was for na or boost and he juss looked at me like a deer in headlights and said "i don't know"...i think the retard had to go ship somehting back...lolz...he said if i had anything boost related or d-series related that he'll buy them off me....man i am gonna over charge the ---- outa him...guys a retard

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I got one. My buddy and I are looking at his TT 300z. We pop the hood to check the fluids. This kid walks up and says (drum roll please) .... "Is that a B16?" We both just stared at him then continued on with our conversation. That kid was a total idiot.

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haha wtf is the b16 the rockzor or what. like that ho in the charity thread that rocks a b16 out of the 99 si and is smarter then all.
but bow down because i rock the b16 all hail down to the king

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went to a friends bbq, they heard i swapped and wanted to see
i pop the hood and this one guy points at the dizzy and says is that the turbo :l

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Haha yeah, there needs to be a site devoted to morons like that, with the guy on streetfire at the car show with his gtr mustang :P

Most the time I do the same ---- and just say "cool" so they don't keep running their mouth, but it is entertaining to ask them questions that you know they don't know jack ---- about. That's when you get the funniest responses.

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the kits have typos apparently

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Theres a kid in my neighborhood who claims to run a 13.4 with an 86 integra witha b16. He also claims his friend has a dsm with a honda b-series engine in it.

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my friend say his 2007 tiburon gt limited has bi-turbo 3.5l v6. i called the dealership and they said they do :S

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Is it the black kid with the red integra that has the turbo blue sticker on the back of it? That kid drives like a ---- head and tryed to race my golf... ::)

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I got this kid local to me who always claims to have ahad a TT civic now he has a rust tang and loves doing burnouts with it..oh yea i think he is on here to Whitey or something, what a loser :-*

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whitey is a loser ???

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Hint: = Sarcasm

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Whitey is a loser.

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not with a lawn mower like that O0

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Didn't he dump that mower in a lake? lol...

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some kid wanted to race me in his nissan sentra. he told me that he had just bought the vtec chip and it made him tons faster ??? :l

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i had a guy tell me he had a B16 V6 swap in his civic hatch with quad turbos pushin 300psi each...then he told me...i have a ls head now all i need is a b16 block to make my ls vtec...so i told him he needed the ls block and b16 head...so a week later he tells me...yea i sold the ls head and got a d16 vtec head so i just need a ls block...at this point i decided not to help him anymore until he gets into tranny talk..."i'm going to take my d15 tranny and keep it's first gear and put ls 2nd and 3rd with a b16 4thand 5th and k20 6th gear in it...it's gonna pull so hard"...i just walked away

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I love talking about cars man, but when I run into people those I run.

there is this other buy here with 97 mustang v6, that claim he have a 5.0 swap in it and it runs 9's in the quarter, he has a dual pipe conversion and its the 1st mustang that sounds like a geo metro with open pipe. I looked under his hood when it was getting a paint job bone stock v6, with 2.5" dual pipe :S I challenge him every month to racewars, and he always have a excuse, or is famous one if I dont have $500 up front he aint racing. so I am planning on taking his money next month, I am flashing $500 in his face 1/4 mile giving him a head start also. we'll see.

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i have a cousin who is really spoiled.. in high school got a brand new tacoma, sold it 2 years ago for a brand new celica gts, then last year traded it in for an Evo.. he's always talking about all his plans for the evo and this and that and how he'll beat anybody.. one day i was looking under the hood and he was like "so where's the turbo again?" ..

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Last month while I was down in Florida I saw a guy driving a Camaro (late 80's-early 90's body style) with large VTEC stickers on the lower door panels. :1
When people open their mouths only to emit their refuse, its kinda like thet just put a huge indicator on their forehead that reads "Dont Trust Me, Im Dishonest", or "Im Ignorant". :3

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There was this dude at my job that has a 98 auto sentra, he was telling me how he can get a turbo kit for it for 30 bux online

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well one of my friends is a complete ------- idiot, thinks his stock gsr in his 00 ex coupe is the ----, talks about racing this and that like its something special, sorry a goddam gs eclipse isnt much to brag about beating, let alone a jeep. hes a close friend of ours and we let the homo know how stupid he is, dustins met him before and got a head from him, guys a real tool, fucks everything up because of oil problems, 1st time we drive to oregon and back, the stupid son of a bitch didnt put oil in the tranny, figured hmotors would have oil in it??wtf??, 2nd time hydrolocks his motor going through a 2ft deep puddle, 3rd time fucked up the head because he didnt put the cam caps on right and seized the cams going down the freeway, and for the 4th time the dumbass hooked his pcv valve up with no one way check valve so it was pulling strait ---- from the crankcase hahah, anyways whoooooo fuckn talk about a vent man that mother fucker is stupid. o and by the way his piece of ---- ran a 15.8 but he says it ran a 15.0, only that was the time no one was there to witness it, i tell him either way man .8 seconds is alot but jesus ------- christ 15.8-.8 haha still a 15 flat, slow piece of ---- i tell ya. only decent gsr's ive seen was in a gutted rex and slicks ran a 13.3. anyways :6 :6 :6

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I had a kid look at my turbo'd EX for sale, he told me about his twin turbo Supra he bought for 7 Grand. Of course he wrapped it around a telephone pole doing 120 around a corner...The dude didn't even get into the boost in my car (maybe 3 psi into it) and he was talking how it "pulled so hard". It was a tiny tdo4, too... ::) I hate selling Hondas in the paper!

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Those are the people who don't have to learn about cars because they can always buy a faster one.

My personal favorite, out of the multitudes of morons I talk to, has to be the guy who runs around town in a '96 Dodge stratus, it's got some nasty body kit on it, runs el cheapo 16" rims and sounds like absolute ass. It's also clearly a 3 speed auto. The kid claims to have not only a turbo, but a built high compression motor. ::) He's a real genius this one, says he runs mid 11's at the track, but won't open his hood for anyone.

The stupid ass car obviously is totally stock and slow as a turd, it's also smeared with vinyl graphics everywhere.

bleh! that guy and others like him should be shot. I have absoulutely NO problem with new people who are genuinely trying to learn about cars, but people who don't know crap about them and spout off like they do, hoping to impress you with what is obviously a web of lies, all I want to do is punch them in the face. :3

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you forget to mention the big mopar stickers and racing stripes.
I know are guy that used to be stationed her also with a automatic avenger, with racing stripes, mopar stickers, greddy turbo stickers, garrett turbo stickers, nos, nx, and a bazooka bass tube painted like a nitrous bottle, tell everyone he has a turbo, and nitrous. but all he had was a bomb muffler weld on ,and blue hose cover, because he never showed his engine I sneak a peak when it was in the shop to a pic of it and posted it in the auto craft shop, he was the biggest clown around here.

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nah, tis silver and rust colored, altho he claims he got it painted wrx blue but i havent seen it in a while. i think i know the red integra tho..i think i bought my si seats from him. i think he used to work at dayton imports, right?

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Oh god.. where to start.

Everyone is an idiot around here :-X