Stupid car people...
 

Man I really hate talking about cars with stupid ass people. So I am at my parents house tonight and I feel like some Taco Bell. I'm in my parents SSR with the top down and pull up to the first drive through window. The kid pops his head out and the conversation goes about like this...

Kid... What the hell is that?

Me... It's an SSR.

Kid... Is it old or new?

Me... It's a 2005.

Kid... Does it have a system?

Me... Yeah it has a stock system.

Kid... Cool, is it fast?

Me... Yeah it's pretty quick, it has an LS2.

Kid... (girlish giggle) Do you want to race?

Now I don't mind talking about cars, but at this point I realize he is a complete ------- moron and I just want my burrito (I got that new crunchy stuffed burrito by the way and it's pretty damn good).

Me... Nah I got a turbo honda that I race.

Kid... Cool, yeah I just sold my 88 civic for like 8 grand, it had twin turbos, sway bars, a system... yeah it had everything. I got an Integra now (me thinking, yeah sure buddy lol).

Me... Cool man... (but what I really wanted to say is, shut up you retard, you never had a twin turbo civic, your car is slow as balls, and your retarded, now get me my damn burrito.). I didn't want in spit in my food, so I just listened to him ramble on about his car, then finally got my food and left.

I have another funny story too about this dumbass telling me about his G35. He was telling me all the cars he beats, how he is going to get sponserd, and also how fast his car is (yet when I ask him to do a freeway run he declined). His gay ass car has stupid ------- stickers all over it and the only mods are like an intake and ------- exhaust lol. He claims he has $10,000 done to the motor on his myspace bahaha. The way he talks I just want to run him over with his own car lol, he is such a ------- tool.

Anyways, let's hear all your story's about talking to stupid ass people about their cars! :)

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I have one that always telling me about his eagle thalon with a twin turbo b18 that runs 9's in the quarter mile. so I just say that sounds good to make him shutup
he the same guy that ask me why do I have a cold air intake, and short ram intake, he refering to the charge pipe as cold air intake, and filter off the turbo for the short ram, dumbass.

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It happens all the time to local kids that come and pick up parts. I always try to ask them what kind of project their working on. 50% of the time it's some rice rocket, and I just stop talking and get them out of there as fast as possible.

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you should have thrown your burrito at him ( CKY style ) along with your drink.

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Apparently the claiming of having a twin turbo setup on a 4 cylinder is common... almost every kid that has told me they had some "fast as 4 banger" claimed twin turbo's. When I asked what kind they tell me "it came with the kit" :S :3

Should've raced him just to smoke him, Pat :P

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You should buddy up to clowns like that in order to make sex with their sister, girlfriend, and mom. Get video footage, have it mixed in with misc streetracing footage, and a killer soundtrack. Sell on eBay and in the FS section as "Best of BBKA '06"

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I wouldnt admit to driving a SSR :X

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+1

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HKS POWER BOY!

I know that kid...everytime I see him at PIR revving his stupid slow G35 I want to punch him in the face.

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Iv'e heard all kinds of ---- ...Some dude wanting to put a 13b rotor into a rover.That didnt work out so he decided to try a big block "chevvy" v8.This dude cant even drive manual.
In the end he ended up getting a loan for $8,000.
Reason:airbags :S ---- show is for pussies , go hard or go home.

Also some fat ---- driving a wrx telling me about his $2,000 custom blow of valve.
All sponsered , and hes got a personal mechanic.
Cracks me the fuk up ;D :o