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buk9tp 05-05-2008 04:39 PM

stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
time to start a coup

they apparently lied to us!

for example i made less than 35k last year but more than 12k

so according to this...

5) Individual with AGI = $12,000, federal income tax liability = $325.
Individual rebate = $325

my "fagulus" check will be 325 ------- dollars :S
OH MY ------- GOD I CANT WAIT THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS!!!! ILL START MY OWN ------- BUISNESS!!!!

http://treasury.gov/press/releases/r...20examples.pdf

U.S. TREASURY DEPARTMENT OFFICE OF PUBLIC AFFAIRS
FACT SHEET:
EXAMPLES OF HOW THE ECONOMIC GROWTH ACT OF 2008 WILL BENEFIT
AMERICANS
Married with children*:
1) Married couple with two children, wages of $4,000, no federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,200
2) Married couple with two children, no wages, veterans’ payments of $2,000, social security benefits of
$2,000, no federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,200
3) Married couple with two children, no wages, no social security benefits, veterans’ payments of $4,000, no
federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,200
4) Married couple with two children, no wages, no social security benefits, no veterans’ payments, AGI =
$25,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit = $70.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,200
2
5) Married couple with two children, AGI = $35,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit =
$1,070.
Individual rebate = $1,070
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,670
6) Married couple with two children, AGI = $80,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit
exceeds $1,200.
Individual rebate = $1,200
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $1,800
7) Married couple with two children, AGI = $160,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit
exceeds $1,200.
Individual rebate = $1,200
Qualifying child credit = $600
Phaseout reduction = ($500)
TOTAL = $1,300
Head of household with children:
1) Single parent with two children, wages of $4,000, no federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $300
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $900
2) Single parent with two children, no wages, veterans’ payments of $2,000, social security benefits of $2,000,
no federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $300
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $900
3) Single parent with two children, no wages, no social security benefits, veterans’ payments of $4,000, no
federal income tax liability before child tax credit.
Individual rebate = $300
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $900
3
4) Single parent with two children, no wages, no social security benefits, no veterans’ payments, AGI =
$20,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit = $195.
Individual rebate = $300
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $900
5) Single parent with two children, AGI = $22,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit = $395.
Individual rebate = $395
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL = $995
6) Single parent with two children, AGI = $60,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit exceeds
$600.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
TOTAL =$1,200
7) Single parent with two children, AGI = $90,000, federal income tax liability before child tax credit exceeds
$600.
Individual rebate = $600
Qualifying child credit = $600
Phaseout reduction = ($750)
TOTAL = $450
Married, no children:
1) Married couple with no children, wages of $4,000, no federal income tax liability.
Individual rebate = $600
2) Married couple with no children, no wages, veterans’ payments of $2,000, social security benefits of $2,000,
no federal income tax liability.
Individual rebate = $600
3) Married couple with no children, no wages, no social security benefits, veterans’ payments of $4,000, no
federal income tax liability.
Individual rebate = $600
4
4) Married couple with no children, no wages, no social security benefits, no veterans’ payments, AGI =
$20,000, federal income tax liability = $250.
Individual rebate = $600
5) Married couple with no children, AGI = $25,000, federal income tax liability = $750.
Individual rebate = $750
6) Married couple with no children, AGI = $60,000, federal income tax liability exceeds $1,200.
Individual rebate = $1,200
7) Married couple with no children, AGI = $160,000, federal income tax liability exceeds $1,200.
Individual rebate = $1,200
Phaseout reduction = ($500)
TOTAL = $700
Single, no children:
1) Individual with wages of $4,000, no federal income tax liability.
Individual rebate = $300
2) Individual with no wages, veterans’ payments of $2,000, social security benefits of $2,000, no federal
income tax liability.
Individual rebate = $300
3) Individual with no wages, no social security benefits, veterans’ payments of $4,000, no federal income tax
liability.
Individual rebate = $300
4) Individual with no wages, no social security benefits, no veterans’ benefits, AGI = $10,000, federal income
tax liability = $125.
Individual rebate = $300
5) Individual with AGI = $12,000, federal income tax liability = $325.
Individual rebate = $325
6) Individual with AGI = $35,000, federal income tax liability in excess of $600.
Individual rebate = $600
7) Individual with AGI = $80,000, federal income tax liability in excess of $600.
Individual rebate = $600
Phase out reduction = ($250)
TOTAL = $350

johntsi 05-05-2008 04:52 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
not like u could have started your own biz with the 600 i heard we would get

Boosted4Life 05-05-2008 04:55 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
i made less than 35 and more than 12 and i still got 600

Jorsher 05-05-2008 04:56 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
Umm...how does someone bitch about free money?

----. If someone gave me 325 that I wouldn't usually get, I'll never complain. I'm getting $600 though :6

buk9tp 05-05-2008 04:58 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by johntsi
not like u could have started your own biz with the 600 i heard we would get

coulda atleast bought a gun....


Originally Posted by Boosted4Life
i made less than 35 and more than 12 and i still got 600

lol watch em send you a bill ;)


Originally Posted by Jorsher
Umm...how does someone bitch about free money?

----. If someone gave me 325 that I wouldn't usually get, I'll never complain. I'm getting $600 though :6

because its not free you ------- worked your ass off to get it

RedCavz 05-05-2008 05:49 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
shut the ---- up before i come over there and pull that towel off your head. when was the last time someone complained about getting free funds to promote terrorism?

ososlohatch 05-05-2008 05:51 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
its becouse there taking taxes out of your tax return money you used to pay the original taxes for.. :S :1 :S

Jorsher 05-05-2008 05:59 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by ososlohatch
its becouse there taking taxes out of your tax return money you used to pay the original taxes for.. :S :1 :S

I realize that, but its still not something to complain about. You're getting money that they could have easily kept.

ososlohatch 05-05-2008 06:00 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
I realize that, but its still not something to complain about. You're getting money that they could have easily kept.

i don't get ----.. i have done my taxes since i turned 18... im underground mafia son

Cray91 05-05-2008 06:22 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
---- reading all those lines Buk. Just pop some info into the calculator.

http://www.irs.gov/app/espc/

TunerToys 05-05-2008 06:59 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
my "fagulus" check will be 325 ------- dollars :S

That will buy you a whole bunch of stuff from some of the HMT sponsors!

Craig

;D

BigBird 05-05-2008 08:19 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
maybe you can use it to replace your wallet and pretzels, seriously ---- off. "ohhh they ain't givin me as much free ---- as I thought waaaa"

Racintweek 05-05-2008 08:28 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
according to the priginal numbers i'd bring in 1100 now i get 900.



you see on the irs site it says "up to" <insert amount> that means if they give $2 they are doing good in thier book

Rexwagon 05-05-2008 08:56 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
Well its better than no money at all.

88dx 05-05-2008 09:23 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by TunerToys
That will buy you a whole bunch of stuff from some of the HMT sponsors!

Craig

;D

:y

stillnoturbo 05-05-2008 11:51 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
get a wife and some kids and get some decent look back. 1800 back to me this week. :6

NIGn0g 05-06-2008 12:01 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
1200$ for me and 2300$ for my girlfriend. I have less than last year :7

biscuit 05-06-2008 12:09 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
get a wife and some kids and get some decent look back. 1800 back to me this week. :6

+1

glustic 05-06-2008 12:23 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
+2 Were getting 1500 back :)

Guy-Fast 05-06-2008 12:23 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by johntsi
not like u could have started your own biz with the 600 i heard we would get



my business started with 300 bucks in section 8 housing god honest truth

buk9tp 05-06-2008 12:32 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
i love how people keep saying its free money ::)

what do you think will happend to the value of the dollar with them pumping the money in

and no for the eleventy million billionth time its not free money ::)

stillnoturbo 05-06-2008 12:35 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
Is there anything you don't whine about? Boo hoo I'm not getting enough free money...I've got crxmatt2 mechanic skillz...

Secondaries 05-06-2008 04:21 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
i love how people keep saying its free money ::)

what do you think will happend to the value of the dollar with them pumping the money in

and no for the eleventy million billionth time its not free money ::)

Uh, yeah, it basically is. It's a tax CUT for next year, only you're getting it now. Would you rather have a tax HIKE? Maybe you'd be more receptive if they took more out of your weekly pittance and didn't give it back, dickhead.

losesomethinbra 05-06-2008 05:14 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
i love how people keep saying its free money ::)

what do you think will happend to the value of the dollar with them pumping the money in

and no for the eleventy million billionth time its not free money ::)


Its my reparations! Im spittin it right back out on some tires.. just what they wanted me to do :-\

schwenk 05-06-2008 07:06 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
BUK your money is only going to get stolen anyway so why worry about it..................ENJOY! ;D

hondarex2323 05-06-2008 09:59 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
yea buk i got the same thing i made 12 grand and got a letter yesterday saying i was only getting back 356, i am going to call the people and see why im not getting the full 600...its bullshit...

Jorsher 05-06-2008 10:13 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by hondarex2323
yea buk i got the same thing i made 12 grand and got a letter yesterday saying i was only getting back 356, i am going to call the people and see why im not getting the full 600...its bullshit...

They are also just going to laugh about giving you money they didn't have to give, and you complaining. You won't see the other money so don't waste your time, IMO.

My tax liability was only about 2k, but I still hope I get the whole 600

hondarex2323 05-06-2008 10:19 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
not that im complaining about getting free money but how i was told that i was getting the full amount not half...its just a let down...

JoshMO 05-06-2008 10:29 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
---- I just got my $600. Its time to p/u a PS3 and GTA 4 nigs. :6

Jorsher 05-06-2008 10:36 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by hondarex2323
not that im complaining about getting free money but how i was told that i was getting the full amount not half...its just a let down...

That would suck, but, the calculator says it's just an estimate. It doesn't factor in all the credits and crap on a personal level, it's just a basic guess that will tell the MAX amount you could possibly get, like it says on the site.

miss-piggy 05-06-2008 07:28 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by Secondaries
Uh, yeah, it basically is. It's a tax CUT for next year, only you're getting it now. Would you rather have a tax HIKE? Maybe you'd be more receptive if they took more out of your weekly pittance and didn't give it back, dickhead.

It's not a tax cut idiot. China basically lent us the money.

Dr.Boost 05-06-2008 09:09 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
You don't have to pay it back, pay taxes on it, and it's not a loan and has nothing to do with your taxes for next year so YES it is free ------- money. ::) If they didn't give it out they would have just blew it on some even more retarded ----. Just be glad you got ANYTHING back from the cock suckers. Next time I hope they skip you and send you a letter telling you to take your family and GTFO. :1
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BigWheeze 05-06-2008 10:31 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
buk shut up I dont get one

miss-piggy 05-06-2008 11:07 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
It's amazing how none of you understand how the economic stimulus checks work. They are loans. Primarily from China. It's not like our government said, "hey let's just cut some funding on other programming and send checks out to tax payers." They said, "Let's send out money to tax payers but we have no money to send them so let's ask China for money." It's ass backwards. It is better that we are borrowing from China vs Saudi Arabia or Venezuela, but not much.

Jorsher 05-06-2008 11:11 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by bigwig
It's amazing how none of you understand how the economic stimulus checks work. They are loans. Primarily from China. It's not like our government said, "hey let's just cut some funding on other programming and send checks out to tax payers." They said, "Let's send out money to tax payers but we have no money to send them so let's ask China for money." It's ass backwards. It is better that we are borrowing from China vs Saudi Arabia or Venezuela, but not much.

I know how it works. Either way, it's $600 I wouldn't have had, so there's no reason to complain. Do I agree with it? Hell no. Am I going to complain? Hell no.

miss-piggy 05-06-2008 11:17 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
I agree. I just don't see how people can claim it isn't a loan and it's "free money". Paying interest on $400 billion dollars accrues a lot of interest. Since the US is becoming the broke ass nigga country, we can't afford to pay much of it off so we are just going to print more money and the dollar will become more and more inflated. People need to realize that this isn't our government being more frugal and setting aside funds for the tax payers. It is the government going out and taking loans out to pay us. It is completely different and far more stupid. In the end these checks won't simulate anything because we are just going to spend it on gasoline and groceries.

crxmatt2 05-06-2008 11:20 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
got my 600 direct deposited this morning :6

Jorsher 05-06-2008 11:28 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by bigwig
I agree. I just don't see how people can claim it isn't a loan and it's "free money". Paying interest on $400 billion dollars accrues a lot of interest. Since the US is becoming the broke ass nigga country, we can't afford to pay much of it off so we are just going to print more money and the dollar will become more and more inflated. People need to realize that this isn't our government being more frugal and setting aside funds for the tax payers. It is the government going out and taking loans out to pay us. It is completely different and far more stupid. In the end these checks won't simulate anything because we are just going to spend it on gasoline and groceries.

Well, most of the money we spend is "a loan." We're trillions of dollars in debt and it's been growing for probably almost as long as the USA has been a country. Fortunately, we got a few fuckbag candidates that will probably continue the trend.

Jorsher 05-06-2008 11:57 PM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 

Originally Posted by widebody93
But he go with low pride in a blow job.

Freedom of receiving a blowjob is one of the things that make this country great. Our founding fathers never intended on a BJ being something to be ashamed of, and it's a right that shouldn't be taken from any citizen, not even the president.

klyph 05-07-2008 12:31 AM

Re: stimulus checks, FUCK THE GOVT.
 
Pumping more money into the system makes the money you have worth less. It doesn't matter if they gave everyone a million dollars, in the end, you have less total worth than you started with.

Anyone who thinks this is a good thing is a ------- moron.


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