Stereoids alternative?
 

Well, I was wondering if anyone tried any steroids alternative? Well, I've been working out for quite a while now and i've havent seen much growth in muscle. So I just wanted to try out steroids. But i heard about the side effects and stuff. Just wondering if anyone here tried steroids or anything like that? I eat alot but due to my high metabolism I cant get big. I only ------- weigh 140lbs. I'm ------- skinny. I need to grow!!! any suggestions?

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Hotsex will tell you all you need to know.

Do you smoke? Smoking will kill you appetite. If you stop you will eat like a horse and gain weight like Oprah.

Work your whole body. Don't just focus on your upper body. Working your lower body will allow your upper body to grow.
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if you're working out everyday you won't get much bigger, you have to give your body time to rebuild after you tear it up from lifting. take a week or 2 off then get back into it, you should see some improvement, if not ---- it, I just wasted a week or 2 of your life.

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there is no alternative, get the real deal, and ---- make sure you eat at least 1.5 grams of protein a day per pound of body weight, and make sure you take in plenty of carbs. i can help you out with what u need ...also

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^^^ word. Why spend all that money on that ---- that your lucky to gain 5 pounds a year, when for half the price I can gain 5 pound a week. Non of that ---- works, read up on it and make wise choices some are worse on you than others and dont get stuck with some fake ---- My friend bought a bottle of winstrol v (stonzonol) it was armorall good thing he checked with me before he injected that :-X

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what's the best stuff to take so i can loose weight without workingout? i just gotta loose 30lbs. i don't wanna be the fat guy that jogs around the block every day.

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put down the fork ;)

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the answer is clenbuterol. my friend lost 20 lbs doing nothing diferently, and its your lucky day, pm me

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thanks for the offer but i won't buy anything like that if it's shipped from someone. :-\

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its always shipped from someone, like i would kill you or something.

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^^^ I think the toney balonie/mobster thread scared him ;D

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start eating like 5-6 times a day... that ---- will help for sure

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Isnt steroids suppose to make your dick shrink?? :-X

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educate yourself, actually i have only had minor testicular atrophy and a severe increase in erection hardness and stamina.

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nutz not dink ::) they come back a few months after though.Makes you ---- like a porn star ;D

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where u buy the roids at?

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cant tell you ::)

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Sounds good. Sned me some of that ---- with that distributor. ;)
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too late i already sent it bitch

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Get you some M1T from bodybuilding.com if your looking for an alternative. Its still legal but pretty lethal. However, hotrex is right, there is really no alternative. Take in at least 17 caleries per pound and 1.5 to 2.0 grams of protein per pound. Plenty of carbs as well. This will help you gain weight. Eat several meals a day, at lest 6 or 7, but make them small. Healthy food, not ----. Chicken breast, peanut butter, cottage cheese and most important: tuna fish, like two cans a day in your diet. Work one body part per week with 7-9 sets, no more than 45 minutes on each body part or you will damage the muscle. Dont forget to create some type of PCT system to cut down on estrogen levels in your body. If not you risk the chance losing everything you worked for and gaining bitch tits, prolonged testicular shrinkage, and a number of other problems. If you need more info I suggest ready some ---- at bodybuilding.com

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I subsribe to www.steriodworld.com its got tons of good info also ;) Woa I just whent there for the first time in a while it is not the same never mind, used to be a pay site ::)

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Haha, you think I don't remember the write-up?
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...threadid=16375


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I have seen so many people that are working out so they can look better for the bitches or whatever, but guess what. juice will make you stronger but it will also give you acne bad, give you a caveman lump on your fore head, and give you man boobs, not big pecs but boobs made of fat. And M1T is pretty similar, but if your gonna do it be smart, be clean and educate yourself, that means read ALOT anabolicminds.com has a lot of info.

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1 first off I cant amagine how much you need to take to get a caveman fore head, you dont get man boobs of fat you get gyno or bitch tits from test. The gland under your nipple grows if you take to much test because your body converts it to estrogin, you can take estrogin blockers or limit your cycles of test to shorter durations. Not all steriods are the same each one does something differnt with differnt side effects
2 I agree with you 100 percent here. knowlage can go a long ways, you can do a lot of errevesable damage to your body ;)

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thanks for the advice guys...but it seems like i eat like 5-6 times a day still doesnt work... i got high metabolism ::)

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I was one of those cats that ate as much as possible, as often as possible, yet, I never gained any weight...
50mg. anadrol per day
Good amount of deca ( can't remeber amount ) once per week.
And I gained 25Lbs. in 8weeks !!! ( whiched to debal ( misspelled ) for the last 2 weeks out of the 8weeks total ).
My bench-press went from a 185Lbs max to 265LBS max !!! The last week I was benching 225lbs 3 sets of 10 !!

Then my job title at work switch from " chill out and be lazy, but get paid $9.85 per hour" to " run my ass for 9 hours a day, everyday for $15.15 per hour".
The new job took so much energy, I cold stopped working out ( the worst thing you could ever do on the juice ) and I lost 30Lbs in NO TIME ( no workout, no juice, no more muscle )!!

The entire time I was in high school I had " weight lifting class", and I took it very seroursly ( like the guy walking around with "flex-magizine" kinda serous ), but the most I ever benched was 225LBS. !!! After 8 weeks on the juice I was working out with 225LBS.

Side effects....
I could break glass with my cock... My nuts got noticibly smaller ( which I was happy about, they only get in the way !! )... And I concently had people flipping out over how big I got in such a short time !! My family knew what was up, hehe...
I've seen different side effects with different people... some get a few pimps, some get a lot. Hair loss is possible with exstended use ( but is still mostly to do with your mom's dad ).

My best friend's brother has been on the juice for 10 years a lot straight !!! He is diabetic, and was supposed to die like 3 years ago, and he's as health and as strong as a horse, hehe ( reps 400ish ).

My steroid experence was a really good one, but I knew the risks, knew what to look for, ate loads of protein, ate loads of everything, worked out smart, and ate EVERYTHING..

I think I spent more money on feeding me, than I spend on the juice !!!

I think of steroids, kinda like nitrous... Everyone is scared to death of it, but if used in the right application, within the right amount and supporting mods, it can be an extremly effective way to increase power !!!

It's kinda like turbocharging too... If you just buy a turbo and run it at 3psi on stock exhuast, stock injectors, and stock timing you might see a fair gain, but if you turn the boost way up ( eat ), 3'' exhuast ( workout right ), and get it dyno tuned ( cycle on and off ) then your going to be making way more power safely !!!

Creatine or anything else your thinking of eating that Bill Phillips wants you to buy is ----, next to the weakest steroid...

Side note... No beer/liquir while using roids...!!!!! Ever seen a guy that was huge ( muscle wise ), but drank a lot ?? No.

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Becarefull with that stuff !!! It is the best fat burner, but follow the instructions, or it may not be pretty !!!

Bad ass stuff for sure !!!Makes rip-fuel/stacker2 look like shock-tarts, hehe.

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answer your PM

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where can i find this clenbuterol i need it so i can loose some weight!

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i tried some "weight gainer" stuff from GNC...u mix that ---- with mike and drink it 3 times a day
i Was 130lb..after about two weeks, i start to gain about 1 pound PER DAY :o . (while working out everyday).
somehow i got to 165lb and i am like wait that`s enough already, i am gonner keep gaining weight and slow down my car :P (seriously)
so now i went back to 155 and it stopped right there.

another side effect with drink that stuff is, for some odd reason it makes you SO HORNEY 24/7, no matter when you are sleeping, eating, working, talking...

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i did a cycle mid spring. i hit a plateau,and it seemed that was gonna be my best alternative. i didnt get a big lump, or bitch tits, or anything. i had some acne on my shoulders, but if u inject testosterone into your system, its gonna happen. i gained a ton of size, and it made me feel so much better about being at the gym. i personally dont think its one of those things to be on all the time. a few of my friends are on them all the time, and i dont real agree with it. no offense roidrex ;). i think that if u wanted to gain some more size, and be able to break the point your at, do them.


o yea, and that huge post by hunchback is good ----. follow all that stuff.

now heres a question.... will it show up in a drug test?? i wasnt sure how long it was noticeable in your system, and if it would apear on a drug test. i know i would pass, minus the roids. i think that would be a shitty reason to get turned down for a job.

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so do i. But its going to get slower sometime or another. You just have to have patients. All throughout high school..i was around 127-145 pounds and i worked out everyday. Now I weight 190 and still worked out just the same as i did in high school. It takes time and patient you dont just get it over night. You have to be determine and confident too. I mean you can take steriods if i was offer some i prob take them too

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Steroids only show up on "steroid tests", not any other kind od drug testing.

Its VERY expensive to get stroid tested. If your worried about steroid tests, then there are a few types that come and go through the body very fast, but some like deca ( prob. the most widely used ) stays i nthe system for 12-18months !!

Anadrol = beast ( get huge )
deca = wolvareen ( heal fast, grow a little ).

Both at the same time.... your a beastly wolavreen !!!

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so yellowcrx, whats the name of that thing you take? lol

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have sex or atleast masturbate everyday, that helps.

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helped what

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sex is a cardiovascular workout. it helps build your abs, arm and leg muscles too man

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:o :o :o

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so how buff is your left hand? :D

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I'm a "switch hitter"