So my suns B-day is comming up soon and i wanted to get something for all the kids so i said ---- it lets get a pinata. My girl looks them up and what do we find ( a new Violentless versions every kid pulls a ------- string for candy to come out i was looking forwad to having the one dumbass kid that whacks my dad with a stick but no all this mothers against violence ---- has to take over END RANT. look at these dumb *** strings

 

it's for the well being of our youth.

 

i found 1 out of no longer stocked

 

its for when our boys grow up, instead of playing baseball.....they want to play syncronized swimming

 

Screw the strings.

Give them a bat anyway.

Even better: attach a hand grenade to the string.

 

ha, pinatas, i had one for my last birthday, lol.

im sure you can find one.