Re: sometimes when i deuce
 

you mean when the water splashes up and hit's you square in tha hole? I hate that ---- myself... :7

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How many people just let it rip in public bathrooms or do you try to contain it and let it out slowly and as quiet as possible? Usually I ---- in stealth and you'd never know I was in the next stall until the stench hits you and you'd be dead by then and to late to retaliate. But I was at Barnes and Nobles the other day and all of a sudden I had mad gut rot and had to nearly run the shitter and I could of imagined it was so loud car alarms were going off outside and peoples ears were bleeding it was such a explosion that came out. It was so powerful it made bady Jesus cry. :'(

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I just yell, "Who does number 2 work for" :S

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I ate some 3 week old expired sour cream the yesterday. You can't have tacos without sour cream :3 and the sour cream was brand new, never opened, so it's got to be good right? I ate the grub at about 10pm. Needed to ---- at 10.30pm but was trying to hold it. 10.45 I shitted. 11.oo needed to ---- again, but this time I held it... until 12ish am when I got home and then shitted. An hour later needed to ---- again, but wasnt going to, the smell was too much to experience 3 times. Well when I woke up this morning and when to the garage to tinker with some ----, I tinkered with the ---- alright, cause I ran back inside and took a ----. Felt great. Oh and the sour cream is still bothering me, I need to take a ---- right now. :3

Moral of the story, they have expiration dates for a reason. Expired food is no good, except for expired cookies, donuts, chips, crackers, they may taste a little dry and stale, but ---- it, just stay away from expired dairy.

Re: sometimes when i deuce
 

asian assholes should be illegal

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We used to work in this big building and we had to use th epublic toliets. My buddy always screamed" Who does number two work for". i myself used to scream ' oh my god" or grunt really loud or kick the door and yell . you should of seen the looks on peoples faces , it was priceless.

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Woot new sig!

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hemroids... haha

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butt head once told beavis you have to be polite.

next time try saying "please come out of my butt"

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it looks like a demented poo poo platter offering