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its massive and rips my ------- to shreds and it bleeds.

i think i eat too many frosted mini wheats. :-*

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I like to call those 'pop can' shits.

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i call them the closest experience to prison sex possible id imagine

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those hurt. :'(

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i dont know what iv ben eating but iv shat like champ this month so i recomend increasing the "mc d's" Loob those internals up lol

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yea me to...happens every now and again. when ive been drinking alot. i thought maybe my ulcer or some hemmroid thingy. when you find out let me know

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hemroid FTW!

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drink coffee, you'll get the opposite affect. that is of course if you're wanting the opposite affect ;)

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I just filled the ladies room toliet to the lid, not sure what I ate last night but dear god I feel bad for the person who goes in there.

Toliet punishers for life :y

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Lol anyone ever eat Sams Club pizza. When we get that crap I get all messed up. I'l have a large plug holding everything back, once that goes it's all liquid and chunks from there.

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I hate those huge dick looking like turd.

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sometimes mine are multicolored, like green and black n ----

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green's can be from maltomeal cereal and blacks from blood, stop taking cocks in the ass

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sounds like you need a serious lifestyle change bro lay off the but plugs lol

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ok Dr. 5thGen

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Ha thats right for me, I get the squirts if I drink it in the mornin

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guess what fucktard, i'm right. so piss off and next time hotrex invites himself over use lube

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guys, the bottom line here is, my ------- looks like a head of cauliflower that was smahed with a hammer and soaked in aids.

this is what it looks like----> :7

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Holy ----, this is way more funny than it should be, but I'm laughing my ass off. I hate it when I get the major cramps and I feel like I'm going to drop a big load, then it's mostly farts. :S

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i hate it when a litle bit of water splashes up and touches the arse. thats not cool

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you mean when the water splashes up and hit's you square in tha hole? I hate that ---- myself... :7

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How many people just let it rip in public bathrooms or do you try to contain it and let it out slowly and as quiet as possible? Usually I ---- in stealth and you'd never know I was in the next stall until the stench hits you and you'd be dead by then and to late to retaliate. But I was at Barnes and Nobles the other day and all of a sudden I had mad gut rot and had to nearly run the shitter and I could of imagined it was so loud car alarms were going off outside and peoples ears were bleeding it was such a explosion that came out. It was so powerful it made bady Jesus cry. :'(

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I just yell, "Who does number 2 work for" :S

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I ate some 3 week old expired sour cream the yesterday. You can't have tacos without sour cream :3 and the sour cream was brand new, never opened, so it's got to be good right? I ate the grub at about 10pm. Needed to ---- at 10.30pm but was trying to hold it. 10.45 I shitted. 11.oo needed to ---- again, but this time I held it... until 12ish am when I got home and then shitted. An hour later needed to ---- again, but wasnt going to, the smell was too much to experience 3 times. Well when I woke up this morning and when to the garage to tinker with some ----, I tinkered with the ---- alright, cause I ran back inside and took a ----. Felt great. Oh and the sour cream is still bothering me, I need to take a ---- right now. :3

Moral of the story, they have expiration dates for a reason. Expired food is no good, except for expired cookies, donuts, chips, crackers, they may taste a little dry and stale, but ---- it, just stay away from expired dairy.

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asian assholes should be illegal

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We used to work in this big building and we had to use th epublic toliets. My buddy always screamed" Who does number two work for". i myself used to scream ' oh my god" or grunt really loud or kick the door and yell . you should of seen the looks on peoples faces , it was priceless.

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Woot new sig!

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hemroids... haha

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butt head once told beavis you have to be polite.

next time try saying "please come out of my butt"

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it looks like a demented poo poo platter offering

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i ate cheese today, there was a moldy piece, i took it out and ate the rest. I wasn't about to throw away my spassssgettieeeeee

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Holy ---- I thought I was going to die laughing ;D
I hate those shits that feel like they are a bomb and you could swear it is ripping apart your ass and then you hear a little plop and it's a ------- pinky sized ---- ???

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You obviously don't use a catcher... drop some a layer of tp on the surface of the water. Then drop your deuce. No pee water in your poop hole...

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haha do you do this everytime you poop?

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yup...

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I found out if you bend down while sitting on the shitter it comes out a lot easier ^-^

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"If I was in prison, and Mike Tyson came up to me and said. "Hey Imma ---- you in tha ass.""

"The toughest thing I could think to say back would be "YEAH!?! For how long?!?"

-Damon Wayans

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ROFL, nice thread.

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wow, back from the dead...

this was from march. :P

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i thought this is common sense :6