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buk9tp 04-15-2008 04:30 PM

so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
who waited last second to file there tax return ;D

todays the deadline mother fuckers

TorganFM 04-15-2008 04:35 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
Me, but because I'm only getting back like $400 out of the $1500 or so I paid in.. I'm a student btw. Living on $7k a year is hard enough, why do they need to make it worse?

beaker 04-15-2008 04:35 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by TorganFM
Me, but because I'm only getting back like $400 out of the $1500 or so I paid in.. I'm a student btw. Living on $7k a year is hard enough, why do they need to make it worse?

+1

Big Pipe 04-15-2008 04:36 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
wait, is this a trick question?
the answer is












EVERYBODY

dmotoguy 04-15-2008 04:40 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
lols.
my money hit my bank account a week or two ago on my refund.. im still a damn dependent on my parents taxes so I didnt get a rebate... :7 :7 :7 But I paid for lots of O0 programs.. I've never paid as much in taxes as I did this year, I think I paid almost as much as I made a few years ago.

TorganFM 04-15-2008 04:42 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
Definitely. I have a good paying job in my off-time ($10/hr as electrician helper monkey during the summer, winter break, and spring break) and I paid in a ---- ton. If it weren't for financial aid and my parents being poor nignogs I'd be up ---- creek.

J-MAN 04-15-2008 04:51 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
---- the IRS, i still haven't filed

stenseltizm 04-15-2008 05:00 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
just found out that I'm getting ~3k back. ;D

also recently found out my girls pregnant :o

then found out I owe a shitload of unpaid hospital debts from when i was young dumb and without health insurance, oops forgot :-X

looks like i'll still be in the hole :X

ososlohatch 04-15-2008 05:05 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by stenseltizm
just found out that I'm getting ~3k back. ;D

also recently found out my girls pregnant :o

then found out I owe a shitload of unpaid hospital debts from when i was young dumb and without health insurance, oops forgot :-X

looks like i'll still be in the hole :X

haven't done my taxes since i was 18 :o

NIGn0g 04-15-2008 05:15 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
I made 17k$ this years, it's too much fuking money... I only get 1200$ back from taxes... Next years I will work less so ---- taxes, welcome money for my turbo setup! huh, I mean, studies ;)

lock-pop! 04-15-2008 05:27 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
i got 6300 back. family of 5. claimed my wife, daughter, and 1 son. My parents are claiming my other son.

Then dept of education for me for 1200. Fuckers. I went to school for a pharmacy tech but as like everyone else. Im doing something else

thats with me making 30k last year.....(low commission percentage last year)

ichbinsobose 04-15-2008 05:27 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by stenseltizm
just found out that I'm getting ~3k back. ;D

also recently found out I love little boy penises

then found out I owe a shitload of unpaid hospital debts from when i was young dumb and without health insurance, oops forgot :-X

looks like i'll still be in the hole :X

is the cat officially out of the bag?

fork 04-15-2008 05:35 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by TorganFM
Me, but because I'm only getting back like $400 out of the $1500 or so I paid in.. I'm a student btw. Living on $7k a year is hard enough, why do they need to make it worse?

well you can deduct the cost of your school so either your school cost less than 1500, you didn't pay for it, or you messed up your taxes, which you can go back and fix

TorganFM 04-15-2008 06:32 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
Financial aid O0

EG-prince 04-15-2008 06:47 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by stenseltizm
just found out that I'm getting ~3k back. ;D

also recently found out my girls pregnant :o

then found out I owe a shitload of unpaid hospital debts from when i was young dumb and without health insurance, oops forgot :-X

looks like i'll still be in the hole :X

Tim, you need to make that girl get un-pregnant. A $4-500 abortion is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cheaper than having a kid for even 1 year. This is coming from experience. That is, unless you want to keep the kid--in that case, congrats. But seriously, I can't begin to describe to you how difficult it has been trying to deal with the -----bitch of a mother this past year whom I had broken up with weeks before she found out she was prego. But the little guy is pretty badass. So no regrets I guess

Cray91 04-15-2008 06:59 PM

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Filed the moment I received all of my W2's and other info. My chick works at a tax office so I just had her do it. ---- was free to file and I got over $1k back. Pretty good for not making much and not having and EIC or anything.

brick1234 04-15-2008 07:10 PM

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I filed today aswell I love haveing a accountant thats also my mom :y also im getting 600 back some how. O0

sunboost 04-15-2008 07:26 PM

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im getting half of what i got last year. fuckers take my money and dont give it back, damn assholes.

cornfuzed 04-15-2008 07:32 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
me i had 3 jobs this year and only got w2's from 2 so i filed for an extension but was denied so im fucked

lock-pop! 04-15-2008 07:38 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by cornfuzed
me i had 3 jobs this year and only got w2's from 2 so i filed for an extension but was denied so im fucked

its cause the irs knows that youre trying to boost an AVEO

cornfuzed 04-15-2008 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by apexsilver06mr
its cause the irs knows that youre trying to boost an AVEO

i know they hate it when you stick it to the man!

Cray91 04-15-2008 07:47 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by cornfuzed
me i had 3 jobs this year and only got w2's from 2 so i filed for an extension but was denied so im fucked

You're an idiot. Your W2 forms should have arrived at the end of Jan at the latest. This gives you over a month to request a duplicate from a company or get the information from them.

You fucked yourself, don't pass the buck retard.

fork 04-15-2008 07:49 PM

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also if you are due a refund they don't care if you fie you have 3 years, its a free loan to the government.

D15Bastard 04-15-2008 08:04 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
I filed in Jan. got my 2k refund deposited 3 wks later, and will be getting another $1800 in May. The 1800 supposed to help boost the economy. HAHA

BigBird 04-15-2008 08:54 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
made 18k wrote off tuition and books. Paid 2500 got 2300 back. And I get $100 every quarter for GST credit, go Canada.

MikeJ-2009 04-15-2008 09:02 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
The only people who don't get fucked by the IRS are those who make no money, and have a ton of kids. It helps if you look like O0 <---this too.

HMTguy 04-15-2008 09:08 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
If I was president I would do away with welfare.

BigD 04-15-2008 09:10 PM

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I only got $400 back a last month. Mom waits till a few hours ago to ask me to do hers and dumps a bunch of crap down that has to be itemized. Just got done with it and then she says just file and extension the post office here is closed :X

buk9tp 04-15-2008 09:31 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by doug684
I only got $400 back a last month. Mom waits till a few hours ago to ask me to do hers and dumps a bunch of crap down that has to be itemized. Just got done with it and then she says just file and extension the post office here is closed :X

go here
56 Hughes RD
Madison, AL 35758-2220

24 hour usps automated service center.. so if you make it there and finish it up by midnight your fine
http://www.switchboard.com/_1_2RHOUO...=35&Search.y=6


crxmatt2 04-15-2008 09:31 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
I made 25k last year, but had a few months of unemployment and for some reason they didn't take out state taxes :7 so I got a 630 refund and sent a check to the state for 250.

cornfuzed 04-15-2008 10:15 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
The only people who don't get fucked by the IRS are those who make no money, and have a ton of kids. It helps if you look like O0 <---this too.

or :8

buk9tp 04-15-2008 10:20 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by crxmatt2
I made 25k last year, but had a few months of unemployment and for some reason they didn't take out state taxes :7 so I got a 630 refund and sent a check to the state for 250.

wtf?? who did your taxes?? you should have gotten atleast 1k...

jmhalder 04-15-2008 10:22 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by cornfuzed
or :8

:8 they dont file taxes, they dont even has SS numbers! as for doing away with welfare, SOME people need it, most people just put themselves in a position that COULDVE been avoided... some people need it nonetheless... i would totally agree, but then my financially irresponsible girlfriend pays $475 a month in rent, pays ~$200 a month for her car, and $60 for the cell phone bill, and ~$25-35 for electricity... that alone, doesnt leave much money, so i told her to sign up for food stamps so i can go to her crib and eat $100 in steaks every month... steaks all you ----------ers paid for with state taxes :6 (on second thought, i've more than paid for that ---- with my taxes too, dont get me wrong, i hate all the ----------ers that have Link cards, but ---- em, if its available, have no shame), btw she makes like $9 an hour at walgreens...

oh and i havent sent my taxes out yet either.

crxmatt2 04-15-2008 10:33 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
wtf?? who did your taxes?? you should have gotten atleast 1k...

yeah my aunt does my taxes every year with turbo tax. last year i didn't get ANYTHING back.. next year im either filing myself, or finding someone who knows.

cornfuzed 04-15-2008 10:33 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by jmhalder
:8 they dont file taxes, they dont even has SS numbers! as for doing away with welfare, SOME people need it, most people just put themselves in a position that COULDVE been avoided... some people need it nonetheless... i would totally agree, but then my financially irresponsible girlfriend pays $475 a month in rent, pays ~$200 a month for her car, and $60 for the cell phone bill, and ~$25-35 for electricity... that alone, doesnt leave much money, so i told her to sign up for food stamps so i can go to her crib and eat $100 in steaks every month... steaks all you ----------ers paid for with state taxes :6 (on second thought, i've more than paid for that ---- with my taxes too, dont get me wrong, i hate all the ----------ers that have Link cards, but ---- em, if its available, have no shame), btw she makes like $9 an hour at walgreens...

oh and i havent sent my taxes out yet either.

but neither do O0
they just steal the check out of your mailbox same with :8

BigD 04-15-2008 10:33 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
go here
56 Hughes RD
Madison, AL 35758-2220

24 hour usps automated service center.. so if you make it there and finish it up by midnight your fine
http://www.switchboard.com/_1_2RHOUO...=35&Search.y=6


That's 2 hours away, screw that

Boostin 04-15-2008 10:36 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by cornfuzed
me i had 3 jobs this year and only got w2's from 2 so i filed for an extension but was denied so im fucked

as long as you should get a refund and not have to pay anything, you have 3 years and 3 months to file a return.

buk9tp 04-15-2008 10:43 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 

Originally Posted by doug684
That's 2 hours away, screw that

go to the usps site and search for automated service center and enter your zip.. i just used the ---- off ur profile.. stop being a ------.. its not worth it to get fucked by the irs.. theres also a free version of turbo tax go use that and submit it by midnight.. online...

boosted97civic 04-15-2008 11:12 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
idk i got 1200 back ;D

Secondaries 04-15-2008 11:19 PM

Re: so whos gonna get fucked by the irs?
 
I'm getting $1355 back from Uncle Sam, and that's how much I paid in to fed. In addition to my $600 refund, that makes almost $2 geez. My Prelude better get ------- turbocharged now, and a cheap paint job, and a bunch of other ---- it needs (or I want).


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