So where are the ricers?
 

I went for my first autocross thing on Sunday; it was a blast. I was walking around looking at the competition when I felt that something was missing. Where are all the body kits, the "pointing finger" graphics, cheese-cutter spoilers, and tilted brims? Could it be? Was an actual auto event a place where the ricers are no where to be found? Well, I raced 2nd and worked 4th; so I was there all damn day. NE ways, after a great day in life, I was pulling out of the parking lot when five hilariously dressed, white spectators get into their rice machines and burn out onto the main road. So that brings this story to a conclusion.

Where are all the ricers?
They're all on the sidelines watching the real men do it.

Re:So where are the ricers?
 

Bahahaha! They were watching the real racers. ------- ricer spectators. ::) How lame. Thye were already there, why not race? >:(
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Re:So where are the ricers?
 

I know. Those fuckers didn't even have the descency to let me get out of the arena parking until all of those dicksuckers got into their cars and lamely peeled-off.
Oh! Here's the good ----; There was a main road next to the event and the rice-rice babies would get on it while they were driving by. Ooh, watch out for those type-R probe SE's, they get time of the day at every race-they jsut didn't want to embarrass us.

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i tried to let you in but my hyper blinkers broke

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that is hilarious ;D

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I did notice one thing though,(no to step on any toes)up in WI the drag scene is where the ricers and ricesttes hangout, but at any autocross event there was just a single one. He had this ek coupe with a body kit and rolling on steelies since he probaly didn't want to wreck his motegi's he got from sears. But damn he was taking corners like he was pulling up a driveway, creeping since his bumpers were hitting the ground. It must be like krptonite to'em. The only stickers on those autocross cars are duct tape and and it probaly used to make hp some way! Ahh... fresh air and orange cones.

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since I was representing HMT I had to use duct tape numbers, but I did use white duct APE. woo-woo ah-ah-ah(gorilla noises)

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LOL

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hey now. my slicks are on gunmetal motegi's =P haha

Re:So where are the ricers?
 

you want ricers?try living here in san diego!!the city made up of bondo and fiber glass.I gues there is nothing like having your boady kit flapping in the wind in the slow lane on a beautiful summer day!!