So where are the ricers?
 

I went for my first autocross thing on Sunday; it was a blast. I was walking around looking at the competition when I felt that something was missing. Where are all the body kits, the "pointing finger" graphics, cheese-cutter spoilers, and tilted brims? Could it be? Was an actual auto event a place where the ricers are no where to be found? Well, I raced 2nd and worked 4th; so I was there all damn day. NE ways, after a great day in life, I was pulling out of the parking lot when five hilariously dressed, white spectators get into their rice machines and burn out onto the main road. So that brings this story to a conclusion.

Where are all the ricers?
They're all on the sidelines watching the real men do it.

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Bahahaha! They were watching the real racers. ------- ricer spectators. ::) How lame. Thye were already there, why not race? >:(
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I know. Those fuckers didn't even have the descency to let me get out of the arena parking until all of those dicksuckers got into their cars and lamely peeled-off.
Oh! Here's the good ----; There was a main road next to the event and the rice-rice babies would get on it while they were driving by. Ooh, watch out for those type-R probe SE's, they get time of the day at every race-they jsut didn't want to embarrass us.

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i tried to let you in but my hyper blinkers broke

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that is hilarious ;D

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I did notice one thing though,(no to step on any toes)up in WI the drag scene is where the ricers and ricesttes hangout, but at any autocross event there was just a single one. He had this ek coupe with a body kit and rolling on steelies since he probaly didn't want to wreck his motegi's he got from sears. But damn he was taking corners like he was pulling up a driveway, creeping since his bumpers were hitting the ground. It must be like krptonite to'em. The only stickers on those autocross cars are duct tape and and it probaly used to make hp some way! Ahh... fresh air and orange cones.

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since I was representing HMT I had to use duct tape numbers, but I did use white duct APE. woo-woo ah-ah-ah(gorilla noises)

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LOL

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hey now. my slicks are on gunmetal motegi's =P haha

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you want ricers?try living here in san diego!!the city made up of bondo and fiber glass.I gues there is nothing like having your boady kit flapping in the wind in the slow lane on a beautiful summer day!!

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baahah you want ricers try living in sacramento :) we have it worse Big ol 'got boost or got nos' stickers and no nos or turbo. pfft. what a joke. oh yah try hearing this proving sacramento is the rice capitol ->

me: Capitol High Speed - can i help you?

ricer: yah i have a 95 civic ex i want it to go fass

me: were you thinking about a motor swap or what?

ricer: no i thinking bout turbo, how muss for geddy kit ?

me: i can get that to you for about $1950

ricer: damn that too mush. my friend tell me about this
thing that makes the sound of turbo, how much for that?

me: you have got to be kidding....... *click*


haha yahhhhhhh. ---- a ricer :)

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bwahahaa thats ------- hilarious

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Up here in WI the hicks are coming into civilization and trading in there hand-me-down 80's sonoma's and rangers for cavaliers, neons and sunfires!Hell the fleet farm up here is even selling canister mufflers. Though the best one yet was I stopped at this gas station down from my house and they were selling altezzas. Damn near got whiplash from the double take I did. Oh good god, what has this world come to? Damn you Altezzas(while on my knees screaming and fist in the air)! Note and before you say the neon srt is pretty damn fast, then would you drive those late 80's and early 90's dodge caravan that have turbos. Hell it has a turbo it must be fast? Com'mon people it's STILL a neon. It's like driving your girlfriend's car.

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every garage in san diego has a ricer in it i mean every house!!!!!!!!! every where you look you see one

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I found them!!!!
https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...;threadid=7445
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Well whats worse than ricers is those damm beaners (I can say that I'm Mexican)that come across from Tijuana with there FEAR THIS,NEUSPEED,POWERED BY HONDA,stickers on there Ford Aerostars along with the crome hub caps and canister exhaust spitting out un refined Mexican gas!!!You can hear those things for three ------- blocks!


beaners=------s=white trash=---- bag deralicts
I'm not racist I just hate stupid people!!

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im hispanic myself...id like to second that what d16 said...

lewis

p.s. its funny when i see a wetback with tons of apc stickers and an apc muffler on there car and a nasty looking body kit that was spray painted and screwed onto the car and those gay ass altezza tails...ewww...and there tons of bass in the trunk...and they act all bad like there car is fast and then they rev there engine and i look at them like they need to be scooted back across the border.lol

just my $0.02

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I try to keep my latino friends rolling good and hooked him with an 89 accord for free just because I didn't have room for it at my house. Now he's always hooking me up with good eats. He lives in a rough second of Green Bay(don't laugh it's true) so I hope it doesn't get's jacked cause he's a good guy and really likes the car. I just told him if puts anything messed up on it I'm taking it back! ;)

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I didnt post what i felt to bash my own race but honestly it sometimes makes me embarresed to drive an H car.Dont get me wrong I love my ej1 but I feel like civilians(non-car geeks) dont differenciate between ricers and us.People dont realize that Hondas arent fast,they have potential and we try and push it to the limit.I have spent about 7 grand on my car slowly since I bought it in 95 and have won two of the first hot import nights(in LBC) 1st place 2 door street.No boady kit,no bondo,no wing,no crazy interior just my hard work and swaet.Just remember ricers come every race and every color!---- THEM ALL!!!

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You need to lay off the white trash remarks, us trailerpark denizens get our feelings hurt pretty easy.

Local auto-x scene has two of my friends with B16 EKs... one 99 Si, the other 99 CX hatchcrap. The Si is very clean, tasteful rice decor; projector lights, some lower lip by whoever, white spoke rims I really don't know/care to know who makes them, and ClubSi.com stickers. The 99 CX hatchcrap has the full rice bodykit treatment with Buddy Club front end and a Mustang Cobra R hood (well, looks just like it), and some hideous ricer blue color... owner had sponsorship from Progress at one point. Both are skillfull drivers and good dudes.

Me, my lazy ass doesn't want to get out of bed at 8 am. I suck at driving, anyway.

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comments like that are why domestic people think all honda people are ricers - rice meant cars or bikes made in japan a few years ago - the culture has just adapted it to mean ghetto.

of course you would pick on the neon which even non turbo is faster that a civic si.

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Dude you're on CRACK!Neons are slow as ----.Neons say "HI".They come in pink.Oh yeah and they SUCK!!

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;D i figured that would get a rise out of a few people.

yeah pink ::) it is called "desert Iris"

You are just jelous because a stock Neon RT had more torque than an S2000

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Its kind of hard to back a car that is bought by the truckload by the government becouse of there disposibility.

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Hey Honda's are what the government drives in JAPAN!

Ironic isn't it!

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This is'nt Japan.We're in the states talking about Neons.Every Neon I've ever seen is riced out and looks out of it's element.Usually its domestic lover with a big cowl induction hood and big ass wing.They just look funky to me.I have trouble with a car that looks sweet!It's in the same category as Sunfires and Cavaliers."Honda started this import ---- and thats the ----------ing thanks it gets!"