Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

----!!! I think im an alcoholic. I can read that ----. :1

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

I want to be a alcoholic when I'm older, I'm going to spend my life working like a slave so I can drink it all away as soon as the kids are out of the house and on there own, True story.

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

his wife died a decade ago from unknown (to him and her/their family) heart condition in the middle of her job one day. left him with two daughters to raise, one 7, one 11. the youngest is 17, and because i said daughter a decade ago, in the jb spirit, here yinz noglars go: http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...89d42457de.jpg

feel free to find more of her, there isn't really any worth posting that i can find.

anyways, yeah. he drinks his breakfast, his lunch, and his dinner. ballcap days mean drunk, tosselcap days mean smashed. too drunk to comb his own hair most of the time in the morning, so he'll just gel it and smear it straight back. subaru district sales rep bought the garage pizza, 4 pizzas. 1.25 were left. .25 was wrapped up, the other whole was left in the box. these were like 22" pizzas mind you. end of day yesterday, he takes the whole ------- leftover amounts of pizza with him, after he asked me if i was having anymore, and i was like 'doug and bob are gonna have it tomorrow when they come in' and he replies with: 'oh oh oh okay, arr'right' two minutes later, he walks out with the pizza and box. fucker. now only is he an alcoholic, but he takes four ------- hours for a .8 hour job, 2 hours for a spoiler/bug shield, over an hour and a half for an a/c recharge, 45mins for an oil change... he's got like 15k in mac/snapon tools, and it's like peewees ----------ing playhouse when he's got a job to do. even an air powered vacuum. he only still works there because the service manager is his ex brother in law (on good terms)

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

sounds like the nig needs help. good looking daughter too

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yah, real good looking daughter...shouldn't having kids be more of a reason not to be a useless alcoholic though?

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im not sure how i approach him about this. i know when i work alternate saturdays from the garage, he'll stop in to ---- with his playbox of tools on his car for a while, (1993 subaru legacy, total shitbox rustfuck) every ------- time when i'm in the middle of cleaning the shop up. then he'll go on about how youre supposed to detox and ---- when you drink, drink in moderation, eat veggies, dont smoke... then he'll be like 'but who am i to talk i drink almost every night'

names he's picked up over the years:

wonderbread because he walks around instead of working on his car
hollywood, because, he hollywood productions every thing he has to do with a car. takes 10 hours to ------ do anything.
simba because he paces like a lion from side to side in the garage
leo gehts "get it get it get it" beacause he prints out a copy, for EVERY PERSON, of the updated subaru tech ----, like 5 times a day. 'hey uh, did you get the update?'
'smirnoff', because, well..
'popeye' cause he's always puffin away on cheap cigs like popeye and his pipe
plus others, but i dont feel like typing anymore.

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

her tits are certified D's..


and yes, it should be. but drinking and lettin the neighbors take care of your kids is apparently easier than YOU taking care of your OWN kids.

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

I'll take care of her :6

Re: so i work with an alcoholic
 

want her number? im sure i can get ahold of it for ya

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yeah his wife had a heart condition and was nervous about buying her their first house, off my parents. She died the day of the closing...fucked up.