so i work with an alcoholic
 

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that is the inspection sticker he did the other day. i feel bad, because i know why he drinks, but i think it's time he gets help, look at that ------ writing! is it letters, numbers, or arabic?

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Heh... The station number is something-or-other - 420. :l

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how does he still have a job if hes ------- wasted all the time?

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420 is thc :6
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1466/koala1bl4.jpg

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help him out man, getting high on the job is whatever, but being drunk is something serious, he's risking any future job especially if he gets caught.

my dad had his AE86 painted at maaco like ten years ago, and the taper was apparently an alchoholic, and his car was taped horribly, they had to take it back, and replace all the trim that was painted over.

i wish he still had the corolla, he didn't have it because of racing or anything, fucker just wouldn't die (over 380k before it blew a piston ring) and had nice ass bucket seats

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Hah, that's some bad writing. I really don't understand how people could be alcoholics, I don't care how ------- shitty you feel.

You should probably try and get him some help. Some jobs will pay for their employees to get drug or alcohol help.

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Ya man get him some help. He's lucky he hasn't been caught yet.

One question, does he drive himself to work like that? If ya definitely get him some help before he kills someone.

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True. If I see someone driving down the road that's obviously without-a-doubt drunk, I don't mind informing law enforcement. Call me a narc, but at least I won't see a story on the news of someone getting killed by a drunk driver and knowing I could have tried to prevent it.

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I'd feel bad for ratting the guy out but I'd feel much worse if I didn't call and heard the next day that some little kid was killed.

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by the looks of it the guy wasnt prolly drunk at that time.... its when they dont drink they cant stop their hands from shaking.. talk to the guy about it. and see how you can help him. my pops is recovering from it. he was in a pretty bad accident from alcohol.

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----!!! I think im an alcoholic. I can read that ----. :1

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I want to be a alcoholic when I'm older, I'm going to spend my life working like a slave so I can drink it all away as soon as the kids are out of the house and on there own, True story.

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his wife died a decade ago from unknown (to him and her/their family) heart condition in the middle of her job one day. left him with two daughters to raise, one 7, one 11. the youngest is 17, and because i said daughter a decade ago, in the jb spirit, here yinz noglars go: http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...89d42457de.jpg

feel free to find more of her, there isn't really any worth posting that i can find.

anyways, yeah. he drinks his breakfast, his lunch, and his dinner. ballcap days mean drunk, tosselcap days mean smashed. too drunk to comb his own hair most of the time in the morning, so he'll just gel it and smear it straight back. subaru district sales rep bought the garage pizza, 4 pizzas. 1.25 were left. .25 was wrapped up, the other whole was left in the box. these were like 22" pizzas mind you. end of day yesterday, he takes the whole ------- leftover amounts of pizza with him, after he asked me if i was having anymore, and i was like 'doug and bob are gonna have it tomorrow when they come in' and he replies with: 'oh oh oh okay, arr'right' two minutes later, he walks out with the pizza and box. fucker. now only is he an alcoholic, but he takes four ------- hours for a .8 hour job, 2 hours for a spoiler/bug shield, over an hour and a half for an a/c recharge, 45mins for an oil change... he's got like 15k in mac/snapon tools, and it's like peewees ----------ing playhouse when he's got a job to do. even an air powered vacuum. he only still works there because the service manager is his ex brother in law (on good terms)

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sounds like the nig needs help. good looking daughter too

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yah, real good looking daughter...shouldn't having kids be more of a reason not to be a useless alcoholic though?

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im not sure how i approach him about this. i know when i work alternate saturdays from the garage, he'll stop in to ---- with his playbox of tools on his car for a while, (1993 subaru legacy, total shitbox rustfuck) every ------- time when i'm in the middle of cleaning the shop up. then he'll go on about how youre supposed to detox and ---- when you drink, drink in moderation, eat veggies, dont smoke... then he'll be like 'but who am i to talk i drink almost every night'

names he's picked up over the years:

wonderbread because he walks around instead of working on his car
hollywood, because, he hollywood productions every thing he has to do with a car. takes 10 hours to ------ do anything.
simba because he paces like a lion from side to side in the garage
leo gehts "get it get it get it" beacause he prints out a copy, for EVERY PERSON, of the updated subaru tech ----, like 5 times a day. 'hey uh, did you get the update?'
'smirnoff', because, well..
'popeye' cause he's always puffin away on cheap cigs like popeye and his pipe
plus others, but i dont feel like typing anymore.

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her tits are certified D's..


and yes, it should be. but drinking and lettin the neighbors take care of your kids is apparently easier than YOU taking care of your OWN kids.

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I'll take care of her :6

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want her number? im sure i can get ahold of it for ya

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yeah his wife had a heart condition and was nervous about buying her their first house, off my parents. She died the day of the closing...fucked up.

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i knew someone knew the better story here, but forgot who for a minute. he basically told me noone knew she had it, and just fell over or some ----. then he started on about veggie burgers.

im leavin, your clutch fun awaits me.

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up on dope and low on hope ;) :y

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Sounds like you need to catch him when he's sober (if ever), to either talk to him/kick his lazy ass. Don't even think to reason with drunk people. I had a roommate who was a hardcore alcoholic.

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i think someone needs to ---- his daughter while hes wasted in the same room

alcoholic dad = easy -----

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that chick is ------ banging dude.

help him out and his daughter will think you are nice and ---- you.

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Yeah I would just try to be friends with him. Then get with his daughter.

That is one amazing job of writing in the pic though. lol.

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Yeah, the dude would be rock solid if you just snuck him a little bit of tipple 4-5 times a day.

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or be a gentlemen and buy the kind sir a hmt stainless flask for work :y

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It's not true HMT if it doesn't have some of Jon's classic fluxcore workmanship involved.

DIY flask writeup, Jon. Get with it.

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Take it easy, hes going to fap to any post of praise by you. :P

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tempting, i think fluxcore, duct work, and pvc are going to be required.

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He's fapping to the $30 I just paypaled him. It's been less than 15 hours since payment + I can psychically sense him preparing to write Shipping 103.

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you paypal'd me?

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Sounds like you're having a harder time dealing with it than him.

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See what I mean?

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buwahahaha

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bump for drunken rambling videos from lunch today

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3..._jeffdrunk.jpg

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wtf is he saying?

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+1

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Sounds like a cool dude to me...You should get him really trashed, and then bone his daughter. :y