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Smith-02 10-06-2008 04:13 PM

so i ran across a girl today who i haven't seen since i was 13
 
and pics for the slaughter

13:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...l3x/img043.jpg

and now 21:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...1phpqjITeN.jpg

http://forums.goatseclan.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif

kain 10-06-2008 04:15 PM

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looks like she lost the boobies.

McBoost 10-06-2008 04:18 PM

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Does she still have low self esteem? >:D Get on it.

Smith-02 10-06-2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
looks like she lost the boobies.

looks like theyre hiding under the jersey

Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Does she still have low self esteem? >:D Get on it.

already workin on it :6 :6 :6


txdohczc 10-06-2008 05:10 PM

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i would pee in her butthole

Mo0se 10-06-2008 07:18 PM

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I would figure you would find her less attractive now that she's legal.




who the ---- is a pedo?


<3

Guy-Fast 10-06-2008 07:31 PM

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Not to shabby. Doesnt have the total tramp look which is refreshing

xternal 10-06-2008 07:33 PM

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Pump her in the moonlight

Smith-02 10-06-2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by xternal
Pump her in the moonlight

:6 she doesnt live with her 'rents anymore so i don't have her #, but i can still get ahold of her otherwise.

----, who woulda thought

bitchasscracker 10-06-2008 07:56 PM

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you better let her drive on the first date. since anything you drive/work will break down :1

j3w 10-06-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
you better let her drive on the first date. since anything you drive/work will break down :1

oh look, scammers back

bgdriver 10-06-2008 09:12 PM

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Go back to touching men and leave us alone, we like it better without you.

IntaCooler 10-06-2008 09:21 PM

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i belive the correct term is bleurk

Smith-02 10-06-2008 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
you better let her drive on the first date. since anything you drive/work will break down :1


Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
oh look, scammers back


bitchasscracker 10-07-2008 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
oh look, scammers back

i never left bitch boy. i just dont post often.

TunerToys 10-07-2008 08:43 PM

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Amazing what a couple of years, no glasses, no braces, and a little make up will do.

I had one of those happen myself when I was sixteen, she went from blah to holy ----!

Craig

j3w 10-07-2008 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
i never left bitch boy. i just dont post often.

good, because everyone thinks you're a piece of dogshit.

Smith-02 10-07-2008 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TunerToys
Amazing what a couple of years, no glasses, no braces, and a little make up will do.

I had one of those happen myself when I was sixteen, she went from blah to holy ----!

Craig


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Smith-02 10-07-2008 09:22 PM

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well, i mentioned alcohol and i got the 'when and where?'. doesn't seem like shes the goody little twoshoes i remember from back then >:D

IBbuttpee O0

bitchasscracker 10-07-2008 10:51 PM

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piece of dog ---- like all the cars you work on end up ? :-*

bgdriver 10-08-2008 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
i never left bitch boy. i just dont post often.

Keep on posting less and less often everyone here prefers it that way. And better to drive a piece of dog----- and be a decent guy then be a piece of dog----- driving a decent car. ---- OFF SCAMMER!

To OP, that's ------- awesome, there's a banging girl I work with that went from a 19 yr old virgin god kid then I got her drunk and fucked her silly. Tap that.

crx2fast 10-08-2008 02:58 AM

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good looking chick.. i expect to see nudes within the week ;)

j3w 10-08-2008 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
piece of dog ---- like all the cars you work on end up ? :-*

i don't run fmu's or scam people, so suck my white ass, you scamming piece of ----. my biggest pieces of ---- are 3x nicer than anything you've rolled out of your scamshop

Smith-02 10-08-2008 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by crx2fast
good looking chick.. i expect to see nudes within the week ;)

we were at the local 'hotspot' for the sorts of alcohol late at night, not at a bar sorta thing by her place. so called community park. both of us were well on our way into a case of beer, and were looking down the one side road, and we see lights coming through the tree. it's 11:45, park closes at 12:00. so im like 'uh, is that what i think it is..???' and by the time im started, beers put in the case and rollin, the car comes clippin across the parking lot at 45+, in a 25 max zone. i get to the stop, quickly make the right, and im out, 1/4mi away down a stretch to the main road of the area doing close to 40 on a 4-lane road, thinking i was going slow. so cop tails me for a few more seconds, swings out, pulls beside me and im like '----, ---- ---- ----' cause theres another one behind me now, and the one on my side starts moving towards me, so i slow down.

i come to a stop, and he drops his window, and says 'why did you stop?' at the time i didn't have an answer, so it was just 'i dunno'. then he counters 'well pull ahead some more so i can officially pull you over' he gives the whole lights/spotlight treatment, asks for id/reg, asks for her id, and flashlights the backseat of my car seeing the case half gone and wide open. mind you i'm probably 2-3x the legal limit in the first place, he walks back to his car, does his checkup of the lisc's and the reg, comes back, and clearly asks 'whats with this box in the back? collecting unopened beer bottles? you been drinkin?' and im 'honestly officer, yes, a few' thinking ----, whats half a case of empty bottles with no cap gonna look like if i tell him no?. so hes lookin around my car for a little, comes back up and asks me 'something wrong with your muffler? sounds a little loud', so i come out with 'its designed that way. it had a silencer but i took it out because it was killing my gas mileage' and he just kinda 'huh, uh huh' and shook his head.

he hands back the id's, but stops before i get my lisc in hand, and says 'i don't know why im letting you go. legally i shouldn't, you've got (5 or 6) things i can get you with right now, maybe it's cause it's cold out, i dunno why im doing this. if you come back into this park again, better hope it isn't when i'm around'
so im sitting there still puckered up thinking '----, dui here we come' cause he's still standing there, then he leans in and says 'so are you gonna do what i asked?' i say 'excuse me?' and he says 'the case. you can't have it open, put it in the trunk. i don't know why im letting you do this either.' so i do, and says 'now if i follow you, are you going to be ------- around all over the road?' i naturally say no, but hell, i've got 7 beers in me and im second guessing myself. so i leave, get a few miles up the road and he's clearly out of his jurisdiction, the other cop is still behind him, whos behind me. they dissapear, i make it home still puckered from slipping out of a dui. guess a girl full of clevage can be a good thing :6



cliffs?

girl with two beers in hand, i get pulled over, girl of clevage got me out of a dui when im 7 beers deep.



LilWayne 10-08-2008 05:00 AM

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So you didn't get any


AgentMurdoc 10-08-2008 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Towdogg
So you didn't get any


haha for real, after something like that you sould be having some adrenaline pumping sex right now.

and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.

and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.

and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though

idiot-stick 10-08-2008 10:14 AM

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Cleavage is magical "I don't know why I'm doing this but here's $20. Im in a financial squeeze right now and can't afford to be giving money away but for some reason I really want you to have it"

Smith-02 10-08-2008 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
haha for real, after something like that you sould be having some adrenaline pumping sex right now.

and you shoulda known in the first place to have the beers in the trunk.

and you shoulda just posted at the park instead of fleeing. it's 15 minutes til closing, he'll just tell you to leave. he asks you what you are doing, just point to home girl.

and she looks the same - glasses + makeup. doesn't look bad though


yeah, i dunno why i left either. i guess i just panicked, shoulda just bombed the 1-2-3 and been outta there like a nog at a kkk rally.

TorganFM 10-08-2008 02:19 PM

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Who did bitchass scam?

jinxy 10-08-2008 02:30 PM

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I filled half the bowl in the library's bathroom.


szechuan ftw

bgdriver 10-08-2008 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TorganFM
Who did bitchass scam?

The only two things I know is he sold someone fucked up pistons and said they were good and didn't do ---- about it. He also sold me a RHB5 in March that he still assures me he mailed but I have yet to see.

j3w 10-08-2008 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TorganFM
Who did bitchass scam?

joseph davis
birdley4XXXX
bgdriver

and that's just who i know about, i'm sure there's more

lilpooh21186 10-08-2008 06:08 PM

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post her nudes

McBoost 10-08-2008 06:29 PM

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Damn... sounds like you got pretty ------- lucky. DUI's are like herpes... you're drunk when you get them, but they'll sting for a long, long time.

bitchasscracker 10-08-2008 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
joseph davis
birdley4XXXX
bgdriver

and that's just who i know about, i'm sure there's more


bg is the only one who's shipping got delayed

everybody else got what they payed for or traded for its not my fault any of these queers changed there minds 8 months later on there build then want there money back.


Econo-Box 10-08-2008 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bitchasscracker

bg is the only one who's shipping got delayed

everybody else got what they payed for or traded for its not my fault any of these queers changed there minds 8 months later on there build then want there money back.


Bullshit you sold useless ---- to somebody knowing they were fucked. ::)

ask jd if the pistons were magically fucked 8 months later or right out of the box

Smith-02 10-08-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Damn... sounds like you got pretty ------- lucky. DUI's are like herpes... you're drunk when you get them, but they'll sting for a long, long time.

i cannot believe WHY he let me go as drunk as we were. it makes no sense. we went back to her place, well, her dads, cause she just moved back from college in columbus and is looking (cause she cant yet afford) for a place of her own. pretty much made sure i was sober by the time i was gonna leave, felt good at a little after 2 so i went home. still got some fun outta the night though :6 :6

juli0_bustamante 10-08-2008 08:53 PM

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wow, nothing has changed. she still looks goofy!

CspecRun 10-08-2008 09:29 PM

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Have you explained to her tha awesome advantages of Holset turbo's yet?? 'Cause you're definitely not gonna get laid...

Smith-02 10-08-2008 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CspecRun
Have you explained to her tha awesome advantages of Holset turbo's yet?? 'Cause you're definitely not gonna get laid...

i remember talking about turbos, but it wasn't me that brought it up. something about gas mileage, trying to convince her to turbo her suzuki or somethin


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