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Old 03-21-2008, 11:53 PM
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q-tip? ....---- that

"But they love it when you make your business public
So ---- it, I've got herpes while we're on the subject
And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would believe it
Cause you stupid ----------ers think I'm playing when I say it
Well, I do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed
Don't do smack, I do do shrooms
Do drink beer, I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitching
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itching
It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested"
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by brine04
Dude an easy ----- that may or may not be cute wants your ****. Get some of that workplace nookie just remember if you slip between her thighs, condomize. And no Bone I am not that ignorant you can still get studs from buttsecks she just can't get prego...right?
LMAO... You can't get a chick pregnant from "buttsecks". You can get std's from ----. Look at all the ***'s dying from AIDS.
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by biscuit
LMAO... You can't get a chick pregnant from "buttsecks". You can get std's from ----. Look at all the ***'s dying from AIDS.
AIDS is not a disease, it's a cure
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by N/A mike
AIDS is not a disease, it's a cure
Anally
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Old 03-22-2008, 12:57 PM
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AIDS- proof that natural selection can even find those doing un-natural things (------- ****) :1
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Old 03-22-2008, 01:53 PM
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My buddy has this sticker on his sled helmet "AIDS cures ****" I love that ----.
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:26 PM
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i want to see pic's!
plus if you didn't get anything from her why now enjoy the free nookie, if you get lucky maby she can pick you up at home,drive you to work,---- you, drive you home and then you don't have to spend $3.50 a gallon for gas (so that money can go to a bigger turbo setup)


also +1 on the butthole pic
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