so i met this girl last weekend...
 

I met this hot ass girl last weekend at work, she's the 'new employee' at work and I had to train her, So she was hot as hell but obviously stupid, I had to spend my whole day showing her ---- over and over again.. anyway she took me out for happy hour after work cause i was so nice and ---- happened. I had a lot to drink and we did a little coke at her place, long story short now it burns when i pee....and I dont have health insurance. I wish i was kidding but I swear i want to slap this bitch every time I see her and she works with me, life 1 me 0, Even when i get some i get screwed, discuss lol

cliff notes It sucks to be me, another useless rant post

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

tell her and you should have wraped it up

now look under my advatar thats there for people like you

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Not gonna lie... OWNED

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respect the condom, jackass

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Wow I hope I never find myself somewhere then BAM I'm doing coke and getting the clap....

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once you get that ----, you never really get rid of it.

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Post pics of her with an HMT sign or none of this happened.

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MRTHC

But I'll go with what ichi said and hope for your sake its a urine infection

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

could be just a urine infection, happened to me
go to a clinic its free

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

Post pics of said -----

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1- you fucked a coke -----
2- you fucked a dumb, un-intelligent coke -----
3- you fucked a dumb, un-intelligent coke ----- w/o a rubber and picked up moby dick and are more un-intelligent that your coke ----- co-worker to find a FREE CLINIC
4- darwinism rules all, chug bleach. good day

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

before you hump, wrap your stump. Especially if you ---- some ----- you just met that likes blow. Kinda a no brainer here, should have fucked her in the ass everyone knows you can't get studs from that.

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Pics of this bitch

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

if shes hot.. go out and spend some $$$ on a good camera and get as many hours of good footage as you can.. then find a porn site to buy it from you.. ;D

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Agreed. Honestly, I think you are a bit of a faggot for not ------- her on the regular now that you are infected. What else do you have to risk? Just make sure you wear a rubber from now on so you don't get her knocked up. Sounds like the pair of you would notice she was knocked up until the baby slipped out.

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how did doing blow cause your peepee to burn??

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he fucked her.. lol

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

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Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

sorry man. im pretty sure every one postin here has gotten a little too drunk/high and banged some random ----- with out a condom. It cant be helped. condom sex sucks ass anyway. Im just crossing my fingers that im not in the same situation as you. Thanks for the heads up though I'm going to try and be more safe in the future.

hopefully its nothing serious for you and you can just write it off as lesson learned.

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

yea theres a chance you railed her so hard you hurt yourself.

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Plan parenthood, its free testing and free meds to fix the problem. You my friend have the clap

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hotrex has the herpes man. now you mr. t also have an std. owned

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

ask her if she had a bladder infection when u guys hooked up....if she says no.....just start clapping nigga

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thats why i only bang chicks that smoke pot without a rubber.....


coke -----=Aids

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

Dude only way to solve this is.......A: post a pic of this girl so we know what to stay away from.....B: post a pic of this girl so I can jerk to her photo without contact.....or C: post the pic of the girl.

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Go to the STD Clinic. Your going to love the syphilis test.

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Man it's the clap you ---- head............ :y

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

is that the one with the Q tip in your pee whole?

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I hope you have AIDS.

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They don't do that anymore. You pee in a cup for STD's other then HIV for that they take blood from your finger. I get both done every 3 months since its free.

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They still do the Q-tip in the pee hole in the Armed Services...... And they show no mercey, they shove it in and twist all about.

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Man that sucks. Lucky for you the Gov't sees fit to spend money on Planned Parenthood. You should have been in there the minute you felt the burn.

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i serve em with a kosher tip.



jd plus hotrex = instant doucin of the valtrex

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

For your sake, you better hope its the clap since it's curable (just a bacterial infection).

Little bit of advise:

1) Don't ---- co-workers
2) Don't ---- coke -----s
3) Definitely don't ---- co-worker coke -----s

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

word and it is curable i got it once from a old gf that cheated on me well make a long story short we went for a road trip like 500+ miles away from her whole family and friends, confronted her and of course she lied so i pulled over and made her get out in the middle of no were in 100+ degree heat no money or water i didnt even let her get her bag now that bitch got burned

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Had it done myself! It is called getting rodded off the range.

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post naked pics of her

Re: so i met this girl last weekend...
 

haha you got teh caugh that came with the prize eh?