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too often do i see young wana be gangsters tag up the walls of public restrooms with their sharpies on hand claiming what crew they roll with. marking their territory as they please with the whole usuall

"insert Gang affiliation logo's" eached in mirrors by sharp knives and they do this completely disregard the fact that they wouldn't do it to their own bathrooms.

but anyways.. i saw this today.. and had to share it with you guys..

BTW.. who the ---- carries a camera and takes pictures in the restroom. :-[

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...de8r/iraq1.jpg
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also aliens say 90% chance the people topple our own government. the united states isn't going to be the US of A.. it's going to be called The Union of American Republics. and each states is going to ascend out of the union. ron paul is the first step, with the change that is going to happen. the unification of our people, through our consciousness. the nation, then the world. as a the human race.

but this wont happen till the after the 1 world government.. donno when that'll be.. but it's some time before 2012..

well i digress. and im being stupid with my alien bullshit again.

anyways kudos. vote for ron paul. i sure as hell am voting for him.

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Sorry im voting for the same guy I did 4 years ago. The only man I think can right the government and properly lead this country.

Mr. Rob Zombie.

(yes I live in BFE you can still write on the balots lol)

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lol, you're hardcore about your aliens :P Are they in your "My Faves" and you just hit them up when you please?

Rob Zombie HAH, more like Dave Chappelle.

You see: What we've got here, is a failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So, you get what we had here last week.Which is the way he wants it! Well, he gets it! I don't like it any more than you men....

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dude your wierd

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did aliens invent turbos and automatic transmissions?

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^^^^^^^
no but they did invent the missionary position

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Aliens?

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you realize that ron paul will be president when hell freezes over right ?

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39ºF and dropping as we speak.

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Dude, are you high? :S

nOOp

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How did you know? :8

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Coming from a family of convicts that can't vote, I don't believe you. 8)

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>:D

Must be refreshing to see something like that in the bathrooms though. All I see when I take a dump in walmart are swastikas, WHITE POWER written everywhere, and men writing that they want blowjobs on the walls. :X :l

Also, theres a lot of ---- BUSH written all over the place too. I wonder if these people come to the bathroom with a marker just to write their bullshit on the walls? haha ::)

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I'm gonna bring all my paint markers everywhere I go and just start doing random bathroom murals.

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nah we invented that ourselves.

no however we did quite a bit of technology from them. just before WW2 the Germans were given the technology of laser in use for communication. (Light amplicated Stimulated emission of radiation ) however even during those times, the practical use in a combat situation couldn't be applied for practical use of it in war fair.

In America in the late 30's we bought stealth technology from "the grays" the purchase of course in return was for some software.. or human DNA. the United states SOLD US OUT. women are having their blood and olveries taken. men are having their sperm taken.. the greys are a dying race and they are trying to build a hybread of human and their own. which btw.. isn't going successful. they are creating being that can't obtain the Soul. they are portal less vessels

they really are trying to build a perfect vessel. through the collective DNA strands of all other living Oxygen based plantery systems.

anyways. i digress yet again. but btw.. Stealth technology used on things like the B2 bomber use a special paint that absorb radiation wave length and frequencies. that's how it's able to avoid detection. not through design or anything else from above. it's the paint..

btw. the material that the paint is made out of isn't native to our planet earth but we find it things like the astroids and some cosmic dust. makes you wonder.. how earthlings invented such a thing... or heck.. even get the materials for it.

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i heard that same wal-mart is handing out free ropes

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is this a serious post or a bad joke?

aliens.... you believe in aliens? what are you a ------- scientologist?

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Usually I see things I can't even read, or things that say "Joker from Indio". I guess that makes him famous.

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speaking of writing on shitter walls, i saw this at school the other day and i have no ------- clue what it means

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

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I took a ---- at the malltoday. The guy just so happend to be cleaning the sinks and I heard him say " ----" and walk out. :8

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who goes to walmart to take a ----?? wow

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:l

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Hey fuckstick, read again. When I'm at walmart and take a ---- is what I said. I did not say I go to walmart to take a ----. Yes, I drive 20 ------- minutes just to take a dump at the local walmart. Wow, you must be a Harvard graduate :y

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yeah i believe in aliens and not the kind that stand in front of home depot. im talking about the ---- probing flying saucer mother ------- ALIEN. YES i whole heartedly think they exist and let me add to the following, i think ALL religion is bullshit, the world is ruled by the Illuminati, the rulers of the world are REPTILES!!!!

yes you heard what i said REPTILES. earth born reptiles-human hybrids. that includes Fagot GEorgey Bush.

YES the human race is in it's infant statages before it's galactic integration. YES reincarnation is real. Evolution is real as well. they are not separate, they are but one aspect. the Soul and Spirit is infinite including everything. Rock, water, plants, and the planet too. a rock itself has it's own soul and spirit.. it's just not aware of itself.. or it's surroundings. but the very fact that it exist.. is intent at the very begining.

it's all energy. just different forms of it.. we all heard what it breaks down to.. E=mc2.

energy is mass times itself. down needy and greedy we are but just... energy. everything suppose to make sense.

on a last note. ---- Scientology. my knowledge is self taught. i have no teachers as i alone walk this path in ideals for self fulfillment. if anything i closely align myself with esoteric philosophy if anything. it's just that i have come to an understanding of the world.

either way. i'm just a young guy who's out there get laid, watches porn on HMT, 23 years young working management at a select automotive business which i like doing. but i tend to spend countless hours educating myself as much as i possibly can.

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so if you think you are looking down at me for what i honestly believe in.. then ---- you.. i'm agnostic. if you don't agree with me. then you are a filthy infidel swine. I'm sorry about that last bit but apparently those are the rules..

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blade you're queer as a three dollar bill

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And your ideas about reptiles and ---- come from...?

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drugs, next mall shooter is blade

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"You are a filthy infidel for disagreeing" bit makes me think you're a reptile like George Bush :3

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dude i respect you views and all that bull, but your the best laugh i have had in a long time. honestly from the bottom of my heart, thanks.

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well i get alot of information from contactee's that are in communication from all the different aliens races that travel to our planet. men by the name of David Icke, or Terence McKenna.

and some ancient historical cultures aswell like the Sphinx, Egyptian Phero. Mayan's Quetzalcoatl. druidisms gargoyles of pagan times. alot of different cultures all around the world have the ruling elites potraid as a reptile in some form.

the bible itself talked about the hybrids known as Giants (the Nephilim) at that.

When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."
The Nephilim were on the earth in those days -- and also afterward -- when the sons of God went to the daughters of men and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
- Genesis 6:1-4

the story told of the half god half man.. and gods children and our children made us in his image. the soppose god that in reality is the truth is mentioned in the the Sumerian Tablets. Genesis is cleft notes compared to the sumerian tablet the whole story is explained in detail from the beginning. with the Sumerian tablets.

but the problem is that the Sumerian also considered god a reptile. they didn't even actually use the word god but rather a word call Annunaki. which means, "those that came from heaven to earth" or in today terms.. they came from the sky... the only reason the term serphant came into picture in genesis is because those aliens.. who created mankind.. were reptiles.

but don't ask me.. you tell me 1 single culture in ancient history that didnt have a form of reptile worshiped or glorification.

then again dont get me started with how the cambodian, mayan, and egyption paramids were built. it took hundreds of years to build those fuckers. yet in today society we can't even plan 1 year ahead of our selves as a country.

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well at least you have done your research and not just plucked something out of thin air to beleive in.....

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Any reason you're glossing over the Bosnian pyramids? Do you consider them cheap flimsy affairs?

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---- yea !

seriously you may think he may be the best man for the job but it just wont happen. not this election

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This thread is kinda weird...

I'm not trying to hate on your beliefs, but they're strange. I don't think aliens helped build pyramids. They might have some "advanced" technologies, but mostly it was a bunch of slaves that took hundreds of years to stack some bricks. We could get the same ---- built now in a few months with plumbing and cable internet. I find it hard to believe we're the ONLY living creatures in this vast universe, so I have a slight belief in aliens. But if I was an alien, I wouldn't have came down here to screw these crazy ass bitches to make reptilian bastard kids or to build a stack of rocks.

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Yea but we aren't aliens, so how the hell do we know what they'd do?

Electric-Universe had better theories to the origins of a "god", too bad the rest is full of ----. Older religions, Anasazi, Aborigini, Panquatl all had similar accounts of a great sky serpent charging down from the heavens. There is stellar lightning bolts that jump through space, it's more likely that a large one hit earth and all these people saw a similar long rainbow colored lightning bolt, and this is where godlike religion was spurned.

There probably is still aliens picking our butts, but one thing about being a rational person is the need to have verifiable information. :3

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Interesting, to say the least. But neat to see what others believe 8)

Some contest that Nephilim is just a term for giant men, sort of like the tribe that Goliath came from. Theres a couple other various words used in the old testament for giants but you never know. Some translations of the bible skew towards the view that they were of another species, others say they were just giants. The words origin it mirky at best and thus the reason for some debate over it :S

Then again the old testament talks about satyrs (the half goat/half man people), snakes made of fire, unicorns, dragons, etc. And I forget where in the O.T. but dinosaurs are said to have been referenced? I gotta look into this more. lol its strange at best...

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Actually alot of what he wrote sounds exactly like the earth cronicles series written by Zacaria Sitchin, who says that the Anunnaki were a genetically advanced race that lived on the 10th planet called Nibiru and it crashed into Tiamat which was another planet which was how the earth was formed.

oddly thought if you actually read the summarian version its alot different, the tablets your talking about are the twelve (originally thought to be eleven) tablets of clay found in a mesopatamian kings tomb, i forgot his name but it was a story called the epic of Gilgamesh which is supposed to be the oldest story ever told, seems like thats where alot of the material for the bible came from.

Anyway the sumerians said that the anunnaki were the judges or gatekeepers of hell and were there because they were banished from heaven for their misdeeds, I think the bible says the Nefilim were guardians of the garden of eden, theres a passage in numbers that mentions people seeing giants which would mean they had survived the great flood.

the whole reptile thing is just misunderstood symbology, the sumerians depicted their gods with the heads of birds to symbolize the evolution of conciousness or higher thought, and with the heads of serpents when they were depicted as warriors, which is interesting because the bible first mentions the devil as a snake and shows the angels with wings like a bird. I'm sure you can find alot of this ---- online, its pretty interesting reading. stay away from the ufoevidence sites though, those people are full of science fiction.

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Zacharia Sitchin, yep i read all of his books. his work is quite marvelous but at the same time the work itself is based of writings that people of the time didn't understand. so words were best placed in a way they could of been understood. history is very Micky mouse at that. as there is no real 100% verifiable history that can truely get down neaty and greaddy how what or who has come about.

stichins was one of the first in my quest. and in reality was the defining moment in my transition out of religion.

yes i absolutely agree we are ourselves aren't aliens. we are made of this earth 100%. we are very much bound to it physically. it's just that our genes have been altered at the very infant state. but then again there is that whole worldwide government cover up.

one thing i like to mention about the whole UFO agenda is that fact that there are alot of aliens out there that want to help us out. but can't because it violates the prime directive. which is not to interfere unless asked to and also the fact that if a race is helped durring it's ignorant status. it never permanently evolves (in a spiritual sense). 10% of the planet has to ask for help in order for the intervention.

the problem is that there are alot of UFO out there with their own agenda. and frankly they don't give a living rats ass if this planet goes to ---- because of polution or its internal power struggle. the reincarnational structure has been tweeked 11,500 BC. after the great flood in the story of Noah.

the crop is being harvested is being pulled along with the weeds. the planet itself is moving into its shift. we call it global warming. but it's just one phase of the planet. although i must protest we the human race are making a small minor % to that.

im surprized but in truth we really are the only hope for an intelligent being this planet can possibly invent... all other evolving races will have a hard time going through the stone age to the bronze age. as most metals that are mined today are are more then 2500 feet below sea level. the planet oil reserve is almost already depleted. and pollution is so bad it'll take almost 300,000 years before the planet gets back to the state it was before the advent of the human race..

but from the gathering of information i found out that the planet openly wished to gamble at it.(the planet has a soul too). the rapid acceleration of technology is through abuse of energy is a by product. and the planet collectively planned accordingly. the problem is.. we the human race were fucked with.. along with 21 other ignorant status planets in this galaxy. it's a shame too out of all of them.. we have it the worst.. religion run rampant. fear is heavily present. the planet is wanting to evolve. but we are still stuck behind..

i wish to rant on and banter off what we should do and really matters. but in truth... there is only i ask people to do.. is to educate their own selves... life isn't about survival mode. as alot of us think when we try to make and pay for our mortgage, car payments. taking the kids to the soccer game on time. doing the same mudane things our parents used to do. we need to move beyond that know whats our priority... the ability to survive equally balanced with the planet..

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https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...?topic=88294.0

Seek professional help immediately.

And whatever you're smoking, put that ---- down.

You want to know what I believe in?

I believe you carried a sharpie into that bathroom and wrote that faggot ---- on the stall. That's what I believe, you fruitcake.