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somedude56 12-20-2005 09:46 PM

so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
Its true folks, according to love line 75% percent of men have jerked off at work, figured it out in the kitchen at work a couple nights ago and just curious..........how many of u sick fucks have shot one off at work :P Only one at my work admitted to it and it was when he was a tellamarketer :4 :6

jinxy 12-20-2005 09:48 PM

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gay?

somedude56 12-20-2005 09:48 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
however u take it....i just found it hilarious

con 12-20-2005 09:49 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
only when I play on hmt :P

Paul99EX 12-20-2005 10:00 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by highroller54
only when I play on hmt :P

lol

MikeJ-2009 12-20-2005 10:03 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
I work at home, so I guess I'm one of THOSE people. :6

d0nfry 12-20-2005 10:07 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I work at home, so I guess I'm one of THOSE people. :6

haha steve ur so funny. but with that sexy wife of yours why the need?

pin 12-20-2005 10:16 PM

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Yep, I've masturbated in the bathroom at 2 past workplaces. It beats trying to hide while sitting with an erection driving me crazy with people walking by. The crappy part is getting to the bathroom and not getting caught. 8)

91dxcrx 12-20-2005 10:29 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
I work with food so that'd just be wrong

HMTguy 12-20-2005 10:31 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
Damn I think I've done it at every job I've ever had. Now I feel dirty!

Wait, nah it just feels good

jacob 12-20-2005 10:50 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
ive fucked at work does that count. really it was my ex's work so i guess it doesnt >:D

tukinnam 12-20-2005 11:32 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
back when my job was surfing the internet all day, with HMT porn to look at, and with a bathroom just like home.. ya... once upon a time.

spoon fed 12-21-2005 12:33 AM

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that avatar makes me not want to waste a good erection....

con 12-21-2005 12:35 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by jacob
ive fucked at work does that count. really it was my ex's work so i guess it doesnt >:D

i heard he was cute :P

GenLx 12-21-2005 02:40 AM

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spoon fed, thats one of the best sigs i've ever seen.

back when i was in new home construction, me and my gf popped each houses cherry before anyone even had moved in. those were good times. hell, one time we were upstairs in the master bedroom when a real estate agent unlocked the door and came in. that was a tight one, we hid upstairs and werent caught but it was freakin awesome

hotrex 12-21-2005 02:47 AM

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i was getting serviced by 40 something lunch ladies all summer.

somedude56 12-21-2005 06:17 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by hotrex
i was getting serviced by 40 something lunch men all summer.

:P

SkunT 12-21-2005 07:23 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
steve, i thought you were painting or something?

dragon 12-21-2005 08:03 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
i can honestly say i have never beat off while im at work. But i have gotten head by my ex in the back room while she was at work...

Paul99EX 12-21-2005 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon
i can honestly say i have never beat off while im at work. But i have gotten head by my ex in the back room while she was at work...

did she have a nice booty? ;)

dragon 12-21-2005 08:45 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by Paul99EX
did she have a nice booty? ;)


http://www.pix8.net/pro/pic.php?u=9632kVQdF&i=573631

Paul99EX 12-21-2005 08:46 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
nuff said :6

BD knows how to pick em

dragon 12-21-2005 08:48 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by Paul99EX
nuff said :6

BD knows how to pick em


they dont call me the Bootieologist for nothing O0

Paul99EX 12-21-2005 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon

they dont call me the Bootieologist for nothing O0

haha and she white! wtf man!?!? all you brothas takin our women! hahaha jk jk ;)

somedude56 12-21-2005 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon

they dont call me the Bootieologist for nothing O0

So whered u go to get your degree? >:D :6

Paul99EX 12-21-2005 09:00 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by somedude56
So whered u go to get your degree? >:D :6

hes a self educated man 8)

W O T 12-21-2005 03:43 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
I do it

redteg94 12-21-2005 06:12 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
never done it but have thought about doin it

Hob684 12-21-2005 06:50 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
at my old job there were always hot chicks comin in bikinis and ----.. and having to wear khaki shorts sucked.. (waterpark)

i'm a statistic. :y :6

Dmx20 12-22-2005 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackDragon

God damn :S

HondaTuner 12-22-2005 12:34 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/133/booty6lg.jpg

this is more like it. Your pic makes her booty look huge haha... still a good size though O0

87na_rx7 12-22-2005 12:36 AM

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thats a nice pooper

HMT-Admin 12-22-2005 12:52 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
nothing wrong with beating your meat while getting paid,

especially if your hourly ;)

FooK 12-22-2005 12:54 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
i stayed up late once or twice with a chick and had some buildup the next morning when I had to rush to work...

nothing like cranking one out in the bathroom while on the clock to relieve some pressure.

sushi 12-22-2005 02:04 AM

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On top of a nuclear reactor... beat that (pun intended)

Hob684 12-22-2005 11:16 AM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 

Originally Posted by sushi
On top of a nuclear reactor... beat that (pun intended)

in the snow.. uphill both ways... barefoot

leed 12-22-2005 01:34 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
Kinda falls in line with never take a dump on break or lunch, your supposed to do that ---- on the clock.

somedude56 12-22-2005 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by leed
Kinda falls in line with never take a dump on break or lunch, your supposed to do that ---- on the clock.

Couldn't of put that one better myself.

raiden571 12-22-2005 11:02 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
during break i banged my girl in the back seat. does that count?

HMT-Admin 12-22-2005 11:09 PM

Re: so 75% of men have fired a missle at work........damn
 
ya I've heard the triple anti-biotic ointment in the first aid kit works pretty good too. hahahha :y


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