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In that case, get over it.

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Than you need to start boy. Go talk to your local Rastafarian give him a 20 dollar bill. He will hand you a bag full of... what looks like squished plants... It will smell... wonderful.

Now, go back to your parents house... Take one of your father's beers. Proceed to drink the beer.

Now crush the can a little bit. With a kitchen knife, poke a little hole at the bottom of the dent you made by crushing the can.

Put some of the stuff the Rastafarian gave you on top of the hole. Now find something to make fire with, whether it be a lighter, matches... anything,

Proceed to a safe place. Light the lighter and touch it/hold it against the reefer, at the same time inhale through the top of the can where your mouth goes when you drink from it.

Hold in this smoke for 5-20 seconds and release slowly.


Repeat as desired.

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or if oyu wanna get otally blow
1. get gallon milk jug and cut off the bottom below the handle
2. take foil and make a bowl shape within the cap of said milk jug and pack it with good green
3. fill sink/ bucket up with as cold of water as you can
4. place jug in water just below the bowl... put bowl on top
5. add flame to it and slowly lift it till there is about 1" of jug left in the water
6. remove bowl aplly mouth and push down fast
7. pass out

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The KKK took my baby away...they took her...they took her away! 8)

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Dude your ------- 16, get over it! Girls are a dime a dozen, so stop believing in that fairy tale movie love bullshit and you will be good to go. To solve your problem drink lots of alcohol and bang lots of chicks...

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Atleast you still have your hand....that will never leave you. Now if your dumbass gets your hand chopped off then that's your own fault.

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...At the same time...

Ain't nothing else like having one girl ride you, one lick your nuts, one stroke your hair, and one to shove her boobies in your face...

Man 4 girls would be AWESOME... IF only i was as big as Peter North or somethin.

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Now you'll be bangin a different Rosie. Rosie palm, nigshit.

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Quit bitching, I'd give anything to be able to (legally) ---- 16 yr. olds again. You crying is like Bill Gates complaining about having too much money...


Damn, I'm old... :(

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wait till you're 20+ and then start dating normal girls with normal cousins.