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Hello guys, recently my girlfriend who has been my bestfriend for years, snuck out of her house at night to come to my house. When she was going back her couins husband caught her.. oh by the way she lives with her cousin and her cousin's husband, because her mom just died.. back on topic, they forced us to break up and now thy are sending her away :'(.. she leaves this sunday.. :'(.. i dont know what to do. No matter how many girl i have sex with or how many girls im with, i cant forget about her! What should i do?

Let the flamming begin i dont care

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Well one more post and you can view the porn forum, problem solved.

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Apparently you didn't care too much about her, going out and boinking girls all the time.

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That's how you show you care, get with the program.

Did you just say boink?

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stop taking birth control so youre not so emotional all the time faggot

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They made you guys break up? What are you like 15? ;D

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Yes, I did say boink. :P

My vote is he's so emotionally insecure that he went out and caught AIDS and will die a slow painful death. :6

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EMO? how about you just kill yourself :y

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Go talk to a human. Not internet people who hate you. :y

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You should try to sneak her a note. Have it say "do you want me to kill your family" and have boxes that she can check for yes and no.

draw hearts on the note too.

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Breaking up sucks but get out there & get the ---- over it. if you're meant to poke her in the ass again, then it'll happen

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man i did care about her.... thats just how i deal with stress..

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Yea but seriously, how old are you guys?

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ding ding ding ding, this is the best option by far, its the only way you can be together and think of all the free stuff you get after you kill her family. ya and how old are you? or better yet how young is your girlfriend

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my guess is eleventeen since they were "forced" to break up

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Just go smoke a ton of weed and go to your local titty bar. You will feel like a new man and will realize that new tits are freaking AWESOME

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Bitches are Bitches.. bottom line.. no matter how you look at it.. Bitches will always be bitches. Dont be so down over this, this is the time in your life when you get to enjoy bangin chicks all the time and not have to worry about having a girlfriend ..

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im 16 and she is 16... i dont smoke

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..and now it all makes sense.

---- sucks, but not much you can do about it I guess...

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why are you crying about it? you are 16, it wouldnt have lasted forever anyways...

you're young, ---- as many bitches as you can before you settle 8)

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In that case, get over it.

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Than you need to start boy. Go talk to your local Rastafarian give him a 20 dollar bill. He will hand you a bag full of... what looks like squished plants... It will smell... wonderful.

Now, go back to your parents house... Take one of your father's beers. Proceed to drink the beer.

Now crush the can a little bit. With a kitchen knife, poke a little hole at the bottom of the dent you made by crushing the can.

Put some of the stuff the Rastafarian gave you on top of the hole. Now find something to make fire with, whether it be a lighter, matches... anything,

Proceed to a safe place. Light the lighter and touch it/hold it against the reefer, at the same time inhale through the top of the can where your mouth goes when you drink from it.

Hold in this smoke for 5-20 seconds and release slowly.


Repeat as desired.

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or if oyu wanna get otally blow
1. get gallon milk jug and cut off the bottom below the handle
2. take foil and make a bowl shape within the cap of said milk jug and pack it with good green
3. fill sink/ bucket up with as cold of water as you can
4. place jug in water just below the bowl... put bowl on top
5. add flame to it and slowly lift it till there is about 1" of jug left in the water
6. remove bowl aplly mouth and push down fast
7. pass out

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The KKK took my baby away...they took her...they took her away! 8)

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Dude your ------- 16, get over it! Girls are a dime a dozen, so stop believing in that fairy tale movie love bullshit and you will be good to go. To solve your problem drink lots of alcohol and bang lots of chicks...

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Atleast you still have your hand....that will never leave you. Now if your dumbass gets your hand chopped off then that's your own fault.

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...At the same time...

Ain't nothing else like having one girl ride you, one lick your nuts, one stroke your hair, and one to shove her boobies in your face...

Man 4 girls would be AWESOME... IF only i was as big as Peter North or somethin.

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Now you'll be bangin a different Rosie. Rosie palm, nigshit.

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Quit bitching, I'd give anything to be able to (legally) ---- 16 yr. olds again. You crying is like Bill Gates complaining about having too much money...


Damn, I'm old... :(

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wait till you're 20+ and then start dating normal girls with normal cousins.

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kinda odd there sending her away after what average teenagers do all the time, i give the cousin 2 thumbs down :8

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Never smoked weed out of a beer can.. however muffins work very well.


Sounds like you're a complete bitch, so she's probably better off.

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Why not find out where she is going and follow her? Save up for the first/last months rent somehwere and the cost to make it there and then go? I'm sure you should be able to find a job soon enough. If she is worth it you'll make it work no matter what it takes.
-Rik

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dont do this, inhalin aluminum is bad, make some other ----!

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Become numb to emotions but fake the ability to feel them. Works perfectly. Solves all the problems in the world.

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Muffins? I found apples to work better, but only if we didn't have any sherm sticks or tweak lined up on the back of the toilet. >:D

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Get over it fag. Life goes on and you'll find someone else to cry over later on in life. Just go out and find some other bitch to ----. It will make you feel better. :y

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get over it, she was probabbly (95%) your first time having sex and for sure is not going to be the last.... your crying cuz you dont have anyone else to ----... get some other chick and you will be set to go

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hahahhaha

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LOL...God himself couldn't have scriptured that better.