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MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 06:03 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Perfek360
you fucked up by lettin her feel like all she is is a booty call. once that happens all you will get is the anti slut defense. your gonna have to do some serious damage control to get back to how it once was. i bet it all started by only callin her up only when you wanted to ----. best way to fix it is to start callin her outa the blue just for conversation, then she will feel like she isn't just a piece of ass to you. and all you have to do is call her a couple times a week and have a 10 min convo with her to see whats up and how she is doing, pretty much about nothing....do that for a couple weeks and then when you start callin her to "hang out" she will be more willing to do ----, but remember to mix the convo calls and booty calls up with this girl. remember, all girls like to have sex, but all girls don't like to feel like sluts.


You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls


Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
She kept callin me but I held strong

;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 06:05 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----. :6

j3w 01-11-2009 06:24 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
completely relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh-k81CUVFM

heyseemoreh22 01-11-2009 06:37 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
AWESOME advise here on HMT

LMAO

bigdaddyvtec 01-11-2009 06:38 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----. :6

Absolutely....

Loki 01-11-2009 07:00 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I'm going to have to remember that.

Tom-Guy 01-11-2009 08:38 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls
;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

Quoted for incomplete truth. Steve forgot to mention you put her in charge of ordering supplies, configuring kits, taking orders for, and shipping oil line kits while you kick back and get a knob job from her younger sister. O0

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 08:40 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
No younger sister, but a T3, T25, and 14B oil line kit can be taught to any bitch. I say so.

HMTdmc 01-11-2009 08:41 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls
;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

I think your the wisest man I know of. That ---- is fool proof no matter what the outcome you come out good.

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 09:56 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I'm telling you. I coulda turned out more hoes than Too $hort and Don the magic wan. It's koo doe.


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