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SDRAWKCAB 01-10-2009 05:48 AM

She will not let me fuck
 
So heres the scoopIm drunk and this bitch is trifflenin.
I fucked up and got attached to this bitch that I fucked like 2 months ago. Now shes not about me and I cant get anough of her stupid slut ass. I feel such a ------- ----- but Its drivin me up the wall about this slut. ---- you faggots thats gonna talk ---- becuase you have now penis. ---- this stupid ---- Im callin my fet bitch that give get dome. Its my fault becuase im a bitch and cant men up and say ---- this -----.

cliff notes
IM a bitch
I like this bitch thats a stupid ----
My crx is still not together

bigdaddyvtec 01-10-2009 06:07 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
Sell her to me. I fuyck her in her ass and Choke slam her... SHe likes it, I film irt, I split profits...

TurboG 01-10-2009 06:33 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
hmmm i do not know what to say. at that point i would bail before she starts to ---- with you...... been there nigga :y I also has those "feelings" and "concience thing"

heyseemoreh22 01-10-2009 06:33 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
Sell her to me. I fuyck her in her ass and Choke slam her... SHe likes it, I film irt, I split profits...

Thats what 15 seconds worth of entertainment?
Your tubby ass cant move a yard without sweatin the meal befores grease

bigdaddyvtec 01-10-2009 07:31 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
You know about as much about how I ---- as you do making power.



catch.can 01-10-2009 07:33 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
You know about as much about how I ---- as you do making power.



Did you get my text today faggot.

MikeJ-2009 01-10-2009 11:55 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
Post pics of this pig that you're crying over. Better yet, post pics and then take the pain away with a 12 gauge, -----.

Scott-EP 01-10-2009 12:37 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
in for the pics

Tom-Guy 01-10-2009 12:39 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec
You know about as much about how I ---- as you do making power.

30 minutes, max. What more is there to know?

sexyblackcrx 01-10-2009 01:00 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
Slow and jerky, like old people....

con 01-10-2009 01:08 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I dont know what to say but at least your honest with yourself. Sounds like you need to man up a bit, but you already now that.

IntaCooler 01-10-2009 01:16 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
u'll get over it

Tom-Guy 01-10-2009 01:26 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
The last two posters summed it up, Backasswards.

Loki 01-10-2009 01:52 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I'd punch her in the face.

TurboG 01-10-2009 02:40 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by hatchboy
Did you get my text today faggot.

he's like that. All my hmt friends are sketchy except Jago Jon3

MustangC. 01-10-2009 03:15 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
she likes black guys.

LilWayne 01-10-2009 03:27 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
One day you will learn

Bitches anit ---- but hoes and tricks

heyseemoreh22 01-10-2009 04:41 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by hatchboy
Did you get my text today faggot.

Yeah he's quite known for not responding. Guess his short term memory of remembering to reply back after hittin some trick slut while throat slamming her is not up to par.

UI is corrrect

SDRAWKCAB 01-10-2009 04:53 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
LOL, I was really drunk last night and I let her get to me.
Its just fucked because Iv already repeatedly tagged this bitch, but now Ill be flying pass first and second then ------- burning rubber around third and I run right into a brick wall.

I don't think shes gonna want to talk to me for a while tho. I ------- called her everything I could think of on the phone. It just sucks because I actually enjoy spending time with her and thats where I fucked myself because no bitch I worth my time.

Thanks for your comments fucksticks believe it or not It helped alot.


monster D 01-10-2009 05:17 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Towdogg
One day you will learn

Bitches anit ---- but hoes and tricks


on the real used to be my quote vack in the day..words to live by O0

2GeclipseRST 01-10-2009 05:20 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
So heres the scoopIm drunk and this bitch is trifflenin.
I fucked up and got attached to this bitch that I fucked like 2 months ago. Now shes not about me and I cant get anough of her stupid slut ass. I feel such a ------- ----- but Its drivin me up the wall about this slut. ---- you faggots thats gonna talk ---- becuase you have now penis. ---- this stupid ---- Im callin my fet bitch that give get dome. Its my fault becuase im a bitch and cant men up and say ---- this -----.

cliff notes
IM a bitch
I like this bitch thats a stupid ----
My crx is still not together

Listen to "gods bathroom floor" or "---- you lucy" by atmosphere.

TurboG 01-10-2009 05:28 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
repeatedly tagged this bitch, but now Ill be flying pass first and second then ------- burning rubber around third and I run right into a brick wall.

She is seeing lots of others. And she might have gotten some herp brotha. ---- that hoe move on

SDRAWKCAB 01-10-2009 05:39 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
She is seeing lots of others. And she might have gotten some herp brotha. ---- that hoe move on

Thats the thing tho she has no time to ---- anyone else because she always wants to hang with me.
Im over it, Im eating some ------- awesome Chile and my headache is going away. :6

bigdaddyvtec 01-10-2009 05:53 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
he's like that. All my hmt friends are sketchy except Jago Jon3

Ima go pee in your transmission RIGHT NOW ------ O0

TurboG 01-10-2009 06:17 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
I have your ECU ready nigga

GREAT thanks man. that took so long O0

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 02:29 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
Why'd you take the pictures down you little ----? She's cool, but she isn't marry me cool. PM me her myspace and I'll either have the bitch bob your knob on my account, or have her polish my own trailer hitch.

SDRAWKCAB 01-11-2009 05:10 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Urban Indian
GREAT thanks man. that took so long O0

Why the ---- can I not remember to do that.
Im on it son.


Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Why'd you take the pictures down you little ----? She's cool, but she isn't marry me cool. PM me her myspace and I'll either have the bitch bob your knob on my account, or have her polish my own trailer hitch.

Im a bitch what can I say.
O and by the way I ditched her ass at a party tonight and went and got my dick sucked by a ----- from high school. She kept callin me but I held strong and it worked out. LOL

Perfek360 01-11-2009 08:14 AM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
LOL, I was really drunk last night and I let her get to me.
Its just fucked because Iv already repeatedly tagged this bitch, but now Ill be flying pass first and second then ------- burning rubber around third and I run right into a brick wall.

I don't think shes gonna want to talk to me for a while tho. I ------- called her everything I could think of on the phone. It just sucks because I actually enjoy spending time with her and thats where I fucked myself because no bitch I worth my time.

Thanks for your comments fucksticks believe it or not It helped alot.


you fucked up by lettin her feel like all she is is a booty call. once that happens all you will get is the anti slut defense. your gonna have to do some serious damage control to get back to how it once was. i bet it all started by only callin her up only when you wanted to ----. best way to fix it is to start callin her outa the blue just for conversation, then she will feel like she isn't just a piece of ass to you. and all you have to do is call her a couple times a week and have a 10 min convo with her to see whats up and how she is doing, pretty much about nothing....do that for a couple weeks and then when you start callin her to "hang out" she will be more willing to do ----, but remember to mix the convo calls and booty calls up with this girl. remember, all girls like to have sex, but all girls don't like to feel like sluts.

Tough-guy 01-11-2009 12:46 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content...nship_fail.jpg

txdohczc 01-11-2009 02:05 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
do like this dude did http://ihatekaty.com/?id=174426#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 06:03 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Perfek360
you fucked up by lettin her feel like all she is is a booty call. once that happens all you will get is the anti slut defense. your gonna have to do some serious damage control to get back to how it once was. i bet it all started by only callin her up only when you wanted to ----. best way to fix it is to start callin her outa the blue just for conversation, then she will feel like she isn't just a piece of ass to you. and all you have to do is call her a couple times a week and have a 10 min convo with her to see whats up and how she is doing, pretty much about nothing....do that for a couple weeks and then when you start callin her to "hang out" she will be more willing to do ----, but remember to mix the convo calls and booty calls up with this girl. remember, all girls like to have sex, but all girls don't like to feel like sluts.


You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls


Originally Posted by SDRAWKCAB
She kept callin me but I held strong

;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 06:05 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----. :6

j3w 01-11-2009 06:24 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
completely relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh-k81CUVFM

heyseemoreh22 01-11-2009 06:37 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
AWESOME advise here on HMT

LMAO

bigdaddyvtec 01-11-2009 06:38 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode
I mean, I should be charging you for this advice, but ----. :6

Absolutely....

Loki 01-11-2009 07:00 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I'm going to have to remember that.

Tom-Guy 01-11-2009 08:38 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls
;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

Quoted for incomplete truth. Steve forgot to mention you put her in charge of ordering supplies, configuring kits, taking orders for, and shipping oil line kits while you kick back and get a knob job from her younger sister. O0

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 08:40 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
No younger sister, but a T3, T25, and 14B oil line kit can be taught to any bitch. I say so.

HMTdmc 01-11-2009 08:41 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode

You've got to be the worst Dr. Phill I've ever heard. If you want to switch a bitch from booty call to girlfriend status, you ignore her for a week, and then when she calls
;)

You tell her that you're beginning to feel emotionally attached to her, "I'm starting to feel emotionally attached to you, and I didn't think you felt the same, so I tried to stay away." From there, she'll either keep calling you, or she won't. If she doesn't, ---- her. If she does, it's important to play this "trying to stay away as to not get hurt" as long as possible until she gives in with the bomb ----. Then you marry her and smack the ---- out of her.

DONE.

I think your the wisest man I know of. That ---- is fool proof no matter what the outcome you come out good.

MikeJ-2009 01-11-2009 09:56 PM

Re: She will not let me fuck
 
I'm telling you. I coulda turned out more hoes than Too $hort and Don the magic wan. It's koo doe.


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