Bone1

I sharted myself last September, drove home over 100 miles,

Food poisoning + HEAT + beer = kaboom!!!!! It runied the pair of short I was wearing and the towel I was sitting on.

Not a good day.

imburne

I sharted in my 99 civic ex before I did the build on it. Was about 8 months ago.. I remember I was driving and I had to go so ------- bad!! I was on a time attack all the way home.. There was times where I was panicking and my eyes were all rolling in the back of my head, lol.. Well yeah I sharted a little, did get through to the seat a little. I ended up using the carpet cleaner on my seat. It was pretty embarrasing cause I even left the car running and unparked when I got home. I sold it, so some other ------- is sitting in my caca seat

90dx

Thats when you need a DX with vinyl seats

J-MAN

dude sharting sucks pretty bad, but from my experiance it only happens when im far away from home. when you think its just gonna be a stinky fart then, BAM.

Bone1

I was very intoxicated at the time, drove home.

It was a farm party, shooting followed by drinking.....loaded guns still in the trunk.

It would have been bad if I got pulled over.





75 rounds from 15 yards, two pistols and three mag changes, pulling the trigger as fast as I could and still be on target



Drinking from the JUG of death!

Bone1

---- ME!!!!!!!!

I just went downstairs to get my last beer and take a ****, sharted myself. No stain on the tighty whiteys.

J-MAN

hahaha

juli0_bustamante

you think thats funny? check the GD... it happened again in 08....yesss!!!

stillnoturbo

ummm....it's funny cause most people would say no. lol. You sick ----!