Tom-Guy

Not as bad as I winced, finding out that your wife reads HMT. You always told me she was a class act, dude.

bluerex

It's a lot more satisfying when you get done ------- something and it's bleeding.

Dr.Boost

lol, jesus....

I don't think I could ever EAT a bloody -----. God damn...you gotta be a sick mother ****** to stick your mouth on a bloody -----. My god....why would you do that??

I just make sure it's dark and I don't look. Towel under her *** on the bed or just do it in the shower, which IMO sucks, but makes cleane-up much easier.
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Tom-Guy

I think you nailled it in the first sentence.

Sam Kinison had a little skit about being the dark chapter in a girl's sexual history... there were all the others, and then there was... HIM <insert patented Kinison scream here>

I'm that guy.

HondaTuner

If you can't wait a couple days to get some, you need help. Just wait.

Dr.Boost

Well, I wouldn't go to that extreme, but I'm damn sure not going to stick my mouth on that ----.

Well....as long as you admit it. :P
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HondaTuner

Well, how about this. If you stick it in, you're just a horny bastard.

If you stick the tongue there, you're ------- disgusting.

dragon

what else would you be feeling besides horny sticking your dick in a girls -----

Dr.Boost

I'll take the title of "horny bastard" but not the other. :P I've been spoiled so lack of sex is pretty much a tragedy anymore. I turn into a successful salesman when it's time to get some.
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BigBird

You can swim in the Red River, just don't drink from it.