A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
 

So here it is. :P

First, get yourself something to drink.
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One isn't going to cut it so make sure you have more.
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Get some of this ----.
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Throw that ---- in a pan and start cooking it.
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If this happens, DO NOT TOUCH THE BURNER! That ---- is hot. Move on to another burner.
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Grab another beer, your first one is done.
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Now comes the shitty part. No clean dishes. Time to wash some dishes. You know nobody else is going to wash them so you might as well wash them all.
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Put some water in a pan and boil that ----.
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Put some butter and salt in that ----. The butter helps the noodles so they don't stick to each other. I don't know what the salt does. I heard it's a good idea though?
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When the water starts boiling, put the noodles in it.
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Drain the nasty ass grease out of the meet. You don't want that ---- in your sauce.
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After the oil and ---- drains out of the meet, throw it in a pan with the sauce and simmer while the noodles are cooking.
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These god damn noodles take forever to cook.
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Now is a good time to remember you don't have any parmesian cheese, so you need to improvise. You've ordered enough Pizza Hut to have a few extra packets of cheese laying around.
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Dinner is served. Grab another beer.
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I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. :-*
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Re:A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
 

I'm in the same boat as you Boost, but I'm outta beer! :o

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That is a pretty dirty stove

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copycat. :-*

i had a valentines date with burger king.

go me.

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Good work Doc. I made the man's Valentines day dinner.. steak and french fries. ;)

Stan

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haha boost you monkey, that ---- looks good!

Man hurry up to socal and bring me some of that. Dammit you I think I'm gonna have that for dinner tonight, just gotta find a local joint that sells spasgetttttti, cause for ---- I ain't gonna make it.

When I read the topic, I thought you were gonna cook for a girl, i funsta say!

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damn i need beer

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can't say I am a fan of bud light.

I went with chicken burritos and Icehouse. Keepn' it true bachelor.

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corona owns you. :-*

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...and I'm not about to clean it. :P

Me, cook for a girl? Damn Murdoc, I thought you knew me better than that. :P I consider myself single and a bachelor. 8)
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looks super tastey, pasta owns everything

now i'm hungry

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what you packin there doc boost?

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8 inches. ;) Thanks for asking. :-*

Nah, it's a Ruger P90 .45cal. She's my Valentine. 8)
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Re:A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
 

i made beer can chicken tonite. i was gonna make up a full write up, but i remebered i put it in the *hmt cookbook* thread. :P

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You best no have been, I would have to e-smack you cuh! :D

My ex called me today to spend valentines day together, told her I was busy, damn busy sufing HMT! Woo WOO!

Oh and must I always school you kids on how to cook.

As I stated before I got a craving for spasgetttti, so I wanted to buy some, buy didn't wanna spend money, but then I remembered that I had some top notch stuff at home:

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That's right bitches striaght gourmet foo!

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Nice 'n hot ready for me to eat.

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Done and it only took me like 2 minutes. And ---- dishes man, ---- I'll eat that ---- straight outta the pan. Speaking of which, I gotta grub on.

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haha, you crak me up. A gun, pasta and some beer, You truly are a thug! 8)

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haha skeeti o's hella classix yo

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Damn, Murdoc showed me up. :( DAMN YOU AND YOUR FANCY SPAGHETTI IN A CAN!!!! DAMN YOU!!!! >:(




What more do you want? 8)
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hahaha, sorry boostie :-\

A already finished it too, but ---- I'm still hungry. I wish it had some ground beef in there. The meatballs tasted fake and the sauce was like water, but it was still yummy. Maybe I'll cook me up another can to fill myself up.

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mmm spaghettios... 8)

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now those are romantic dinners

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is it just me or it does looks like whole bunch of worms swimmng in a bowl of ----

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shiiiiit. my super included some weed, rum and some donuts and submway. ---- tastes so goooooood ewwwwwwwww weeee ! :D

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where the hell do you buy a 20 pack of beer??

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Is this also a pic of your valentine holding that beer? :P

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that is what I was thinking. We have 18 and 24. Why don't they just make a package with every single number, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 ect.

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here in florida we have 20 packs.. oh and is that piece by the monitor real?

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In PA we have the 55 pack octagon with a rubber lining so you can dump ice right in the case 8)

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ill urine on your dinner

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Damn, is that new? I haven't seen one around here yet. Maybe a trip to the brew-thru today is in order.

Justin, nice writeup. But you forgot garlic salt. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you have done.

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thats, urinate

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The reason why people say to put salt in the water is it makes the water boil faster, I dunno if this is true or not. Thats some nice getti.

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negatory

salt increases the temperature in which the water boils.

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hoya, its just what I"ve heard people say, although I don't do it, I can't believe you either. ;)

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i know salt increases the freezing point, i.e. snowy places put salt on the snow/ice and it melts. Hell do it in your kitchen, cube of ice, some salt and you got salty water in a few.

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Salt is used to raise the boiling point of the water. It's better to throw pasta in extremely hot water, than to throw it in right when it starts boiling.

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damn dude I think I'm just gonna follow you where you post, i DIG that avatar, sweet mother of hey-zues

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i know right? that a perfect white ass...http://fek.az/linkek-v2.xxx/.thumb-1...751-12.jpg.jpg

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hell ------ yeah, I think them undies bring it out more. Cause if it was a g string, it wouldn't be as great.

Maybe I need to go find me some white booty.

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Did you notch that chrome ring thing with a dremel? I did the same ----.