A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
So here it is. :P
First, get yourself something to drink. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456134.jpg One isn't going to cut it so make sure you have more. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456154.jpg Get some of this ----. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456179.jpg Throw that ---- in a pan and start cooking it. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456193.jpg If this happens, DO NOT TOUCH THE BURNER! That ---- is hot. Move on to another burner. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456212.jpg Grab another beer, your first one is done. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456311.jpg Now comes the shitty part. No clean dishes. Time to wash some dishes. You know nobody else is going to wash them so you might as well wash them all. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456227.jpg Put some water in a pan and boil that ----. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456244.jpg Put some butter and salt in that ----. The butter helps the noodles so they don't stick to each other. I don't know what the salt does. I heard it's a good idea though? http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456259.jpg When the water starts boiling, put the noodles in it. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456299.jpg Drain the nasty ass grease out of the meet. You don't want that ---- in your sauce. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456273.jpg After the oil and ---- drains out of the meet, throw it in a pan with the sauce and simmer while the noodles are cooking. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456285.jpg These god damn noodles take forever to cook. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456070.jpg Now is a good time to remember you don't have any parmesian cheese, so you need to improvise. You've ordered enough Pizza Hut to have a few extra packets of cheese laying around. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456081.jpg Dinner is served. Grab another beer. http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...6/85456121.jpg I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. :-* __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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I'm in the same boat as you Boost, but I'm outta beer! :o
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That is a pretty dirty stove
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copycat. :-*
i had a valentines date with burger king. go me. |
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Good work Doc. I made the man's Valentines day dinner.. steak and french fries. ;)
Stan |
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haha boost you monkey, that ---- looks good!
Man hurry up to socal and bring me some of that. Dammit you I think I'm gonna have that for dinner tonight, just gotta find a local joint that sells spasgetttttti, cause for ---- I ain't gonna make it. When I read the topic, I thought you were gonna cook for a girl, i funsta say! |
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I'm in the same boat as you Boost, but I'm outta beer! |
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can't say I am a fan of bud light.
I went with chicken burritos and Icehouse. Keepn' it true bachelor. |
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corona owns you. :-*
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Originally Posted by david_jones001
That is a pretty dirty stove
...and I'm not about to clean it. :P Me, cook for a girl? Damn Murdoc, I thought you knew me better than that. :P I consider myself single and a bachelor. 8) __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
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