Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

Well i was just chillin at the Wendys drive-thru waiting for them to take my order when a stock looking 90's style eclipse pulls up behind me. I wasn't even paying attention to him just waiting to get my order taken when i hear a rev, so i look back at him and he rev's like eight more times hitting the limiter it sounded like about 6 out of the 8 times he rev'ed.
I get my order taken and go around to the first window where the guy takes my order. after i give him the money he askes "can i have a newport". I say sure and give him one. then he asks "You gonna race him??", i'm like "no", so he says "oh, second window please". I pull up and get my grub and i pull into a parking space and get out to eat, like i always do (i don't know why i do this i just like eating outside).
The guy pulls next to me and gets out and asks me if i've ever taken my car to the track, i say "yea". He asked what it ran and i told him mid to high 15's (i'm not turbo yet). the rest of the convo goes like this:

Him:"geez thats pretty slow"
Me:"Well i can't get off the line too great yet"
Him:"yea i have problems getting off the line too"
Me:"So you've been to the track, what did you run?"
Him:"9's"
At this point i almost choked on my junior bacon cheeseburger.
Me:"damn, thats pretty fast"
Him:"yea, well i got extensive work done to it"
btw he doesn't even have an exhaust
Me:"Like what"
Him:"Lets just say 'Extensive'"
Me:"Are you gonna tell me what you got or not?"
Him:"Well i got a chip first of all, then i got a lumpy cam and overbored pistons, turbo model"
Me:"Damn, must be fast"
Him:"Better believe it"
Him:"Wanna run it?"
Me:"Nah, i gotta get home, i'll talk to you later tho."

As i'm getting in my car to go home his girl looks at me and says "awww, your cars so cute, you must be scared". At this point i'm getting a little pissed and say "nope, not scared(kinda with a cocky attitude)". Then the guy says "just race me you ----- bitch". Now this guy was about 5'9" and 115-120 lbs and i'm about 6' 200 lbs and i was ready to beat the living ---- out of him. but i didn't. So i say "okay lets do it", he says "follow me".

As i'm following him the badge on the back of his car says gs, the non turbo model and while we were talking he popped his hood and he did have a turbo, kind of a hmt style kit but nonetheless he had a turbo(smaller than a stock gs-t turbo). So at this point i'm getting a little scared of losing. anyways, we go out onto a highway and pace each other going about 60-65. I hear him drop a gear and hold it, so i do the same. He taps his horn once and guns it (isn't the norm 3?) so i gun it and i'm only at the back of his door. I start gaining on him in milliseconds and in under 8 seconds i was about 5 carlengths ahead of him. we did this two times, same outcome. so i slow down to tell him to meet back at Wendy's, he says "ok". I missed the exit he took and took the next one. I went back to Wendys and waited for about 10 minutes eating the rest of my food and he never shows up. I personally wanted to make fun of him and his girl because she was talking ---- also. oh well, all i know is that i pwn3d a turbo 90's style eclipse gs!!! Wooooo Wooooo


btw sorry so long just wanted to share

Re:Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

HAHA awsome, goodjob.

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hahahahaha ricers ::)

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I say you should have kicked his door in after the "----- bitch" comment. I don't know why kicking in the door is so exciting to me. :-\

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i should have kicked something whether it be his door or his face, but i'm trying to become a police officer and can't have any charges against me. I already came close a couple weeks ago on getting a charge

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i see so many cars (mostly eclipse's) with the exhaust ripped off, these fukin ricers act like their ---- is fast because the ripped their exhaust off, i just don't understand where they get this ---- some times ::)

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I can't believe he said he ran 9's, that is hysterical

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he sounds like that guy on that video where he has a gts mustang with a "rotor" engine moded up with "headers" wich runs with "pistons", and this and that. ::)

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9's, thats ------- bullshit pathetic ass rice ----!!! be ------ real!! there are hardly any street driven cars that run ------ 10's and he has the balls to say that!?! >:( then his girl and him start talking ----...i would've beat his ass when he said that ---- to me!!! then he gets smoked like a ------- dumbass and doesnt go back! what a PUSSIE!!!!! i hate those fucks!

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i'm glad you guys know how i feel

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That was in the 1/8 mile. ;D

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Must be, maybe he doesn't know his track is only an 1/8th of a mile, DUMBASS ----------ing Ricer Bitch

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wouldn't 9s in the 1/8 be like 13s in the 1/4. correct me if im wrong (i probably am)

Re:Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

yeah that would be like a 13.

You missed the best part of racing a ricer, the excuse. He probably would have said, "My car is so overpowered that it just spun." I once got "I blew up my tranny" but was still driving after we raced and I saw him crusing that night.

My experience taught me that if somebody actually says that their car is fast, they'll run a 15 at best. Its the kids that say their car is slow and sounds like it can barely idle is what you need to watch out for. A person who actually has a fast car would never flat out say they had a fast car...if you car is fast than the car itself will do the bragging, talk is cheap

I always say, "it'll do high 15's low 16's...what do you expect its only a 4 cylinder" ;D

Re:Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

Thats RIGHT!Then you should of given that bitch a "strawberry shortcake"!

Re:Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

What kind of car do you have and what motor? High 15's and you kicked his butt, nice work. :)

Stan

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Damn, if his car pulls 9's and you smoked him by car lengths, your car must run 4's or so. Nice work. ;)

I hate ricers. How the hell could you possibly try to pass your car as running 9's and then go race someone to prove your a dumbass? I have seen too many of those people. I see this one ---- head ricer in a 4 door Civic who is always driving like an idiot thinking his damn near stock car is fast. He even reved on me in my grandpa S10 the other day. I pulled up next to him in my Civic a while back and he got all excited and started reving his shitbox and asked me what all was done to my car. I said "Basically just a turbo". His eyes about fell out of his head and he said "Cool". I let him get a jump off the light because I knew he was going to TRY to pull on me. He got about 2 full car lenghts ahead and I hammered it and just as I shifted to second I was passing by his window with the RHL blowing like a mo fo. I think I scared him. I was stoked. ;D
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Re:Ricer got pwn3d!!!
 

ricers suck. I raced my bro's TSi (awd/turbo) from a roll on w/ my non-turbo CRX Si and beat him :D I am supposed to race one of his friends who has a 2wd/non-turbo talon that has a CO2 intake cooler with my turbo civic. gheyness, that kid is getting smoked.

-Dustin

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There's a kid here in town who asked me how my car was doing one night at Denny's. I wasn't boosting yet so it was only a low 17 at the time and he was like "----, what's wrong with your car? that's terrible! I do a 13.5 or lower!" and I'm like, what the ---- do you have? He had a 1991 tempo. It was the 1.9 sohc with a wing, steelies on the front, and the engine painted green. It said Ford Performance on the intake or valve cover or something I don't remember. Maybe this was supposed to be a reasonable engine. Then, he started with the oversized pistons that raised the compression when it was rebuilt by the guy who had it before him... you know, the usual. Of course, I called him out on it and was like, OK, lets race (to this day he has not been able to) and he said he didn't want to waste his time because it was basically a SHO motor but the four cylinder version. I asked if it was a Yamaha enigne with tuned variable intake plenums and split runners and he was like, no, it's SHO. Oh. So yeah, I've seen a kid blow his tranny beating on a tempo once only to run 20. something. I was pissed. This little ---- tells me how slow my car is all the time. Even now that I'm turboed. Last time we all met up to go race, his brakes didn't work good enough to race because he stopped fast from some ridiculous speed (speedo to 85mph only) and his friends were like yeah, leave him alone, quit wasting his time... goddamn ---- I was pissed.

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"wanna GO?"
"Nah, I can't, my tire pressure is off. And I need to top off my headlight fluid."
::)

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I can't race, I broke the canooter valve and my motor needs a new giggle gasket.

Stan

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that`s 9s form 0 to 60

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just so you guys know my car isn't fast at all. I would say it might be quick for a n/a d16a6. i have a hyperduck tuning ecu, I/H/E, rebuilt a6 (head milled slightly), dual friction clutch, and thats all i can remember right now

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me and my friend raced in a nissan sentra and he had a civic dx stock. i had an auto and he had a manual. well, i had 4 people in the car and he had 2. so like a dumbass i put it into 2 and gun it. he guns it, and starts gaining on me very slowly, just as the engine is topping out, it stoppes and i have to put it into d. but he did beat me. o well. ill see what my volvo can do against him.