sprocketcrx

as much as i would love to take credit for this, i cant...a friend linked me to it. heres the link to goto the forum
http://www.3si.org/portal/forums/sho...hreadid=158532
its a mitsu forum, but i know you all will appreciate the humor(facts)in this little ditty........
enjoy
sprocket

Rice Burner
Sung to the tune of "My Name Is" by Eminem



Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?

Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor f**ked up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.

And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.

Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.

"Come here ba$tard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f**k; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem damn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
f**k, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks b*tchin' on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner


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Mathew Furrier

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