random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
 

short to the point story

Went to taco bell, got 10 tacos and 5 soft tacos for the guys (we're all standing around looking at a huge elk this guy shot).

as i pulled out i noticed this really mint 944 turbo (POS 4 banger turbo). really slick looking car driving in the other lane. i pull out normal and get next to him, we're still in town... so we're cruisin along makin our way through town, all the while im in 3rd bout 1500rpm (40mph) and i keep blowing off in the guys window LOL. These turbos are so small i just tap the gas, and they move enough air to blow off, so this gets his attention. He is scared, he now wants to go 15 over the speed limit to try and get away from me, im not about to go that fast, but he catches a light, and switches lanes. So there is a car in front of me and he is by himself in the next lane.

What pulls up? a Audi S4. He must've had a rough day cause he wants to race LOL. so its them two in the slow lane at the light, and me behind some car. The light turns green, but about 1/4 ahead there is the last light in town. They both get up in front and i get behind them both and we hit the next light.

I chose to get behind the S4 because i assumed it would be faster than the inline 4 banger porsche. Light turns green, both these guys take off, and im STRUGGLING........ to not rear end the s4, after about 330 feet the S4 finally walks ahead of the porsche about 2 car lengths and i punch it *trans shifted into 2nd* and switch to the slow lane, blow past the s4 and leave them both in the dust.

I let off after hitting 3rd, the s4 about 6 car lengths back and the porsche a little farther. i checked the gauge right before i let off, 7lbs :o

I trappin 110 at 5.5psi so you do the math at 7lbs. 8)

cliffnotes, put buses on turbo porsche and audi s4. 7lbs and 40 degree nights own you. Celebrated the still intact headgaskets with a little Judas Priest... breakin the law, breakin the law....

http://www.paoloscars.com/88porsche944turbo_1.jpg

http://www.csi-auto.nl/carshopping/0853/audi-s4-2.jpg

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"breakin the law...." hahaha, I have no doubt you put that ---- on.

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that song kicks ass

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there is a guy that i go to school with that thinks his s4 is pretty bad ass, i bet he would be a little interested in this.

Nice beat by the way

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another HT 5.0 kill story ;D http://www.honda-tech.com/zeropost?cmd=tshow&id=1435848

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honda-tech loves johnny

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yeah i bet he gets banned within the hour :y

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sweet deal! Nice to see your budget build is still taking apart those... "pretty cars"

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Whats in a S4? Just a 1.8t or something else. I always thought that those were a underpowered engine for those cars. Either way good job on the kill. Did you rice out and flick your hazards and do a thumbs down? :P

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no i just kept driving.

and the s4 has a 4.0l v8

i believe its 320hp


edit:

its 4.2l v8 and has 340horse 302ftlbs

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I tried posting on honda tech under this same topic, but it won't let me I guess since I have maybe 4 post since hona-tech =gheyness

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It had a to be a brand new one if its the v8. The pre 05's were twin turbo

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the older ones were single turbo i5s if memeber serves me
it must have been a new one cause it had dual exhaust

edit, i guess the pre 97s were turbo i5s, then twin turbo v6s (wopping 250horse), then the v8s

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you forgot to add the "then i wokeup" part

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scottsi is asian

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and i bang white coochie with an ass that is BD approved :6

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who cares?

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and then Scott opened his eyes alittle further and realized it was a guy. Sucks not being able to open your eyes all the way. ^-^

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Attention all Honda-Tech fags reading this thread:

Suck my cock.

That is all.


RS, nice kills.

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kick ass man

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look at that dumbass .rusty or whatever.

"So many HMT sack swingers in here. Lets put it this way, you ghetto rig your cars to run fast, while people on HT can afford to buy a nice, fast car with a warranty to boot. If anyone says they would take a turbo crx over an STi, then that someone needs a lobotomy."

Uh huh, everybody on HT has a fast car with a warrenty. I heard thos Civic SIs are the ----. SO DAMN FAST OMFG!1!1!

But then wait, you realize they don't and wonder why a guy with an STI is on a honda board... :S

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oh well who cares. everyone going to have diff opinions about things. We already had beef with Turbod16 let not start with HT now

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Random-strike-- I'm a little newer here so i don't know everyone's setups-- what car/engine do you have and whats done to it?

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good job on the s4. those things are great off the line.
[quote author =b18cEF9]
stupidity would be buying an exspensive car (sti), and getting whooped on by our $1000 cars, hmt peeps like doing ---- themselves. hmt owns you and HT, all it is is just a bunch of fucktards that look down on everything that they dont do.

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stock 5.0 twin turbo

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I didn't even realize this was posted on HT til I ran into it... So funny :8
http://www.honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1435848&page=2

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Yeah, they're retards over there.

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I got exclusive video of johnny and his mustang having a bad day http://poststuffx.entensity.net/1118...ia=repoman.wmv

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nice kill.

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"the 05 s4 was not racing because 05's are way faster then t/t stangs because the come with bigger injectors.

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that thread baiscly just sounds like they're flirting with eachother. who cares about honda techs gay ass.

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good work johnny. Must feel real good ;)