random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
11-15-2005, 10:24 PM
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random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
short to the point story
Went to taco bell, got 10 tacos and 5 soft tacos for the guys (we're all standing around looking at a huge elk this guy shot).
as i pulled out i noticed this really mint 944 turbo (POS 4 banger turbo). really slick looking car driving in the other lane. i pull out normal and get next to him, we're still in town... so we're cruisin along makin our way through town, all the while im in 3rd bout 1500rpm (40mph) and i keep blowing off in the guys window LOL. These turbos are so small i just tap the gas, and they move enough air to blow off, so this gets his attention. He is scared, he now wants to go 15 over the speed limit to try and get away from me, im not about to go that fast, but he catches a light, and switches lanes. So there is a car in front of me and he is by himself in the next lane.
What pulls up? a Audi S4. He must've had a rough day cause he wants to race LOL. so its them two in the slow lane at the light, and me behind some car. The light turns green, but about 1/4 ahead there is the last light in town. They both get up in front and i get behind them both and we hit the next light.
I chose to get behind the S4 because i assumed it would be faster than the inline 4 banger porsche. Light turns green, both these guys take off, and im STRUGGLING........ to not rear end the s4, after about 330 feet the S4 finally walks ahead of the porsche about 2 car lengths and i punch it *trans shifted into 2nd* and switch to the slow lane, blow past the s4 and leave them both in the dust.
I let off after hitting 3rd, the s4 about 6 car lengths back and the porsche a little farther. i checked the gauge right before i let off, 7lbs
I trappin 110 at 5.5psi so you do the math at 7lbs.
cliffnotes, put buses on turbo porsche and audi s4. 7lbs and 40 degree nights own you. Celebrated the still intact headgaskets with a little Judas Priest... breakin the law, breakin the law....
Went to taco bell, got 10 tacos and 5 soft tacos for the guys (we're all standing around looking at a huge elk this guy shot).
as i pulled out i noticed this really mint 944 turbo (POS 4 banger turbo). really slick looking car driving in the other lane. i pull out normal and get next to him, we're still in town... so we're cruisin along makin our way through town, all the while im in 3rd bout 1500rpm (40mph) and i keep blowing off in the guys window LOL. These turbos are so small i just tap the gas, and they move enough air to blow off, so this gets his attention. He is scared, he now wants to go 15 over the speed limit to try and get away from me, im not about to go that fast, but he catches a light, and switches lanes. So there is a car in front of me and he is by himself in the next lane.
What pulls up? a Audi S4. He must've had a rough day cause he wants to race LOL. so its them two in the slow lane at the light, and me behind some car. The light turns green, but about 1/4 ahead there is the last light in town. They both get up in front and i get behind them both and we hit the next light.
I chose to get behind the S4 because i assumed it would be faster than the inline 4 banger porsche. Light turns green, both these guys take off, and im STRUGGLING........ to not rear end the s4, after about 330 feet the S4 finally walks ahead of the porsche about 2 car lengths and i punch it *trans shifted into 2nd* and switch to the slow lane, blow past the s4 and leave them both in the dust.
I let off after hitting 3rd, the s4 about 6 car lengths back and the porsche a little farther. i checked the gauge right before i let off, 7lbs
I trappin 110 at 5.5psi so you do the math at 7lbs.
cliffnotes, put buses on turbo porsche and audi s4. 7lbs and 40 degree nights own you. Celebrated the still intact headgaskets with a little Judas Priest... breakin the law, breakin the law....
11-15-2005, 11:11 PM
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Re: random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
another HT 5.0 kill story 
http://www.honda-tech.com/zeropost?cmd=tshow&id=1435848
http://www.honda-tech.com/zeropost?cmd=tshow&id=1435848
11-15-2005, 11:45 PM
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Re: random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
Whats in a S4? Just a 1.8t or something else. I always thought that those were a underpowered engine for those cars. Either way good job on the kill. Did you rice out and flick your hazards and do a thumbs down? :P
11-15-2005, 11:47 PM
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Re: random-strike vs turbo porsche vs audi S4
Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Whats in a S4? Just a 1.8t or something else. I always thought that those were a underpowered engine for those cars. Either way good job on the kill. Did you rice out and flick your hazards and do a thumbs down? :P
and the s4 has a 4.0l v8
i believe its 320hp
edit:
its 4.2l v8 and has 340horse 302ftlbs
