Re: Racism on HMT
 

He's right it takes me a fat minute to get through the fab porn section.

Re: Racism on HMT
 

hey..don't knock on the porn/fab sextion :'(

Re: Racism on HMT
 

We need more pics of the chick in your avatar then ;)

Re: Racism on HMT
 

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your mistress find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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Uh, mistresses should know you're married.

If you are married, you shouldn't ---- women who aren't. There is a reason for this. If the mistress has a husband and kids she has to be around for and stuff, she really only has enough spare time to meet you and ---- once or twice a week. This keeps the bitch from daydreaming all sorts of stupid ---- like you're going to leave your wife - if they start thinking that you come home one day to find the wife and mistress on your couch chatting it up. Unmarried mistresses are mental like that.

Re: Racism on HMT
 

alcohol FTW?

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woohoo

Wish I had some...all i have is this trippy ----, and im tired damnit