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kill-ka-t-kill 07-17-2006 05:50 PM

quotes from poop fiction
 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6357600&q=rb26

Ogubudiah 07-17-2006 05:54 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
ok

mike94se 07-17-2006 05:55 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
STORING DEAD ------S AIN'T MY ------- BUISNESS! O0

reactone 07-17-2006 06:00 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by mike94se
STORING DEAD ------S AIN'T MY ------- BUISNESS! O0

Do you offer/ask any technical advice or are you just here to push that whole "white power" thing??

J-SMITH69 07-17-2006 06:12 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by reactone
Do you offer/ask any technical advice or are you just here to push that whole "white power" thing??

O0 ^-^ :8

mike94se 07-17-2006 06:19 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by reactone
Do you offer/ask any technical advice or are you just here to push that whole "white power" thing??

I can look up answers with the search thing, you goddamn asswipe n ::)

ghettoturbo 07-17-2006 06:28 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by mike94se
STORING DEAD ------S AIN'T MY ------- BUISNESS! O0


Originally Posted by reactone
Do you offer/ask any technical advice or are you just here to push that whole "white power" thing??


lol calm down, thats a quote from pulp fiction

jinxy 07-17-2006 06:31 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
skylines are gay. especially r31 skylines.

Paul99EX 07-17-2006 07:33 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by rawr
skylines are gay. especially r31 skylines.

yea, but i def wouldnt mind having one 8)

mycrx 07-17-2006 07:35 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
this whole threads gay :X

Who Dey 07-17-2006 11:44 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
You know why you didn't see a sign in front of my house..... because


Originally Posted by mike94se
STORING DEAD ------S AIN'T MY ------- BUISNESS! O0


Paul99EX 07-17-2006 11:49 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by Who Dey
You know why you didn't see a sign in front of my house..... because


DONT ------ JIMMY ME JULES!!!! O0

pac_crx 07-18-2006 12:05 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
LISTEN I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EXPLOSIVE THIS WHOLE BONNIE SITUATION IS. SHE COMES HOME FROM A HARD DAY AT WORK AND FINDS A BUNCH OF GANGSTAS IN HER LIVING ROOM DOING A BUCH OF GANGSTA ---- SHE'S LIABLE TO FREAK THE ---- OUT!!!


brick1234 07-18-2006 12:26 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
tasty burger?

Paul99EX 07-18-2006 01:27 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
do they speak english in what? "what?" ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT!

mike94se 07-18-2006 10:13 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

Darkelvis 07-18-2006 10:57 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Royal with cheese.

HondaTuner 07-18-2006 11:01 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, retard, from the fight.

mike94se 07-18-2006 11:36 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by Darkelvis
Royal with cheese.

You know why?

Darkelvis 07-18-2006 11:43 AM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Metric system.

mycrx 07-18-2006 12:16 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by mike94se
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?



you know what they call a small ethiopian child with seasame seeds in his hair??????












a quarter pounder!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahhaa lmfao

Paul99EX 07-18-2006 12:43 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by mike94se
You know why?

what do they call a whopper?

zex_cool 07-18-2006 01:08 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
this thread is stupid-funny :D

93z6t 07-18-2006 03:42 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
which wallets youres the one that says BAD ----------ER on the front O0 O0 :6 :6

ghettoturbo 07-18-2006 04:21 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by Paul99EX
what do they call a whopper?

i dont know, i didnt go into burger king

Paul99EX 07-18-2006 04:27 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Normally, both your asses would be dead as ------- fried chicken, but you happen to pull this ---- while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much ---- this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

dragon 07-18-2006 04:30 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
ya'll really need to change the title of the thread to "quotes from Pulp Fiction" now

ghettoturbo 07-18-2006 04:48 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
what happened to my honda?

im sorry baby, i had to crash that honda

Paul99EX 07-18-2006 05:12 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 

Originally Posted by ghettoturbo
what happened to my honda?

im sorry baby, i had to crash that honda

whos motorcycle is this?
its not a motorcycle baby its a chopper...
whos chopper is this?
its zeds...
whos zed?
zeds dead baby, zeds dead

mike94se 07-18-2006 05:18 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

What now?
What now? Let me tell you "what now?" I'm gonna call a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' ------s to go to work on the homes here, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

Who Dey 07-18-2006 09:41 PM

Re: white powahh!!!
 
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same ------' thing.

Say What one more goddamn time



pac_crx 07-20-2006 01:30 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
All Im saying Jules is that its BAD to have a RACECAR in the RED!

Oh, YOU in the RED? You about to explode?

Well Im a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka muthafucka.. Everytime my hands touch brain, I'm supafly TNT, I'm the Guns of tha Navarone.

In fact, ---- this, we switching. Im washing the windows, and YOU picking up this ------' skull.

Paul99EX 07-20-2006 07:05 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

buk9tp 07-20-2006 07:48 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
taxi cab driver: whats your name?
butch: butch...
taxi cab driver: butch? what does it mean?
butch: were americans honey.. our names dont mean ---- :D

d16u7nh 07-24-2006 07:36 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
"It's a half an hour ride, ill be there in 10minutes."

Paul99EX 07-24-2006 08:12 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
"I love you hunny bunny"

turbohf 07-25-2006 05:08 AM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
ahh love Pulp Fiction, watched it tonight accually...

RustedFade 07-25-2006 10:08 AM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
What country you from?
What?
What aint no country ive ever heard of, they speak english in what?
What?
Say what again, say what again, I dare you, I double dare you ----------er say what one more goddamn time
What?
English ----------er do you speak it?

http://www.gagreport.com/soundboard_..._l_jackson.htm :6

PoorMansPorsche 07-25-2006 10:15 AM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that ---- for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded ---- to say to a ----------er before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some ---- this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that ---- ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Paul99EX 07-25-2006 09:56 PM

Re: quotes from poop fiction
 
^^^ YES!!!!!


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