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i work at a hotel and i see cop cars come in and out of our parking lot every 15 or so minutes on the camera...
so right before they enter the parking lot they shut off all there lights.. and im bored as ---- watching em go from one ccamera screen to the other i start humming the jaws theme (lol) so today im like da dan da dan da dan da dan and then i see the cop car do a REALLY sharp turn haha then i hear a loud BANG and i look at the camera and i see a car shine under the street lamp... some guy has his car parked in the parking lot out of a space and he was sitting in it and the cop didnt see em ccause they both had there lights off then i hear the car peel out and the cop throw on his siren and go after the guy :1 pwnage on both ends cause it looked like the cop got a flat tire from the hit and how is he gonna explain he hit a parked car.. but its relief on his end cause the guy who took off waas prolly drunk off his ass :1 yay! one even to liven up my night which is very rare, just thought id share... ive always wanted to set up my webcam to record off the surveilence of the cop cars cruising pitcch black and dub the jaws theme over it :1 |
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Buk go take pics of the hookers. Make them hold a HMT owns hookerssign :6
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http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8145/jayzswapei9.jpg
Kinda pointless, like this thread without pics O0 |
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Haha pimpin that's great.
Buk you get that psp yet |
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Originally Posted by jagojon3
Haha pimpin that's great.
Buk you get that psp yet got to wait for him to pay my ebay fee's then well be pimpin again 8) |
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3000+ posts from this ------- idiot and every single one of them are pointless bullshit on a turbo forum when this faggot has never owned a ------- honda let alone a turbo GET A ------- LIFE what did you do stumble across this place and think everyones gonna be your friends because your life sucks? im sick of seeing your ------- name everytime i get on here, i wish you liv ed closer so i could kill you.
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Buk gave me a free bj so he's cool with me.
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jago you shoulda kicked him in the mouth with steel toe boots when you had the chance,this guy is ------- stupid, acts like a little kid in a candy store grow the ---- up faggot stop popping boners over hmt, your really need to get a ------- life, but im sure youll come back with some stupid ---- to say and blah blah in the end go ---- yourself i dont know you and i ------- hate you thats saying something, please just ------- die arleady, delete your account you are ------- stupid and you like to suck little kids dicks, arabs are piles of steaming camel ----, ---- i wouldnt even smoke a camel cig because it reminds me of sand------s, ---- that ---- and ---- you. ----!!!!!! :8
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Buk needs a swift kick in his ass sometimes, but he contributes more to HMT than mycrx.
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Originally Posted by buk9tp
so today im like da dan da dan da dan da dan
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Buk needs a swift kick in his ass sometimes, but he contributes more to HMT than mycrx.
I contribute less than Buk but much more than mycrx, you gotta give me that :-* |
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Originally Posted by mycrx
3000+ posts from this ------- idiot and every single one of them are pointless bullshit on a turbo forum when this faggot has never owned a ------- honda let alone a turbo GET A ------- LIFE what did you do stumble across this place and think everyones gonna be your friends because your life sucks? im sick of seeing your ------- name everytime i get on here, i wish you liv ed closer so i could kill you.
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o jesus stfu, anyway y the ---- would i contribute to a bunch of morons and dumbfucks who just get their answers from other dumbfucks?? theres only a handful of people on here i respect, stealthmode,abaz,fook,turbohf,colton,beerbongskick ass,bd, mostly nw guys but a few others, really only people whove been here and ive come to know, i could give a ---- less about you -----s and all your lame ----, naw get fukkked O0
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Originally Posted by rawr
If you lived closer I'm sure you would get a pretty good idea about what the bottom of lake huron looks like :7
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:3 you're stupid ---- isn't even worth replying to because you cant comprehend a decent rebuttal.
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bluuuuuururuurrrrrrrrrrraaaa ruuuuuaaaaawwwwwwww duurr :1
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Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I contribute less than Buk but much more than mycrx, you gotta give me that :-*
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wtf is there to contribute to this place??
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Porn
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sry while you guys r jerking off to porn online, real men are out getting laid.
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Go get laid. Don't come back.
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wish i could say the same for you guys, but your all homos who cant get bitches, broke dick white trash dumbfucks who spend way too much time online.
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Personally, I'm e-scared of mycrx. He's an e-thug and talks e----- and might e-slit my e-throat to boost his own e-go. But his e-go is already nearing its e-limits because his e-cock is huge. mycrx is a testament to Internet Gangsters world-(wide-web) wide..
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Originally Posted by mycrx
white trash dumbfucks
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Originally Posted by mycrx
wish i could say the same for you guys, but your all homos who cant get bitches, broke dick white trash dumbfucks who spend way too much time online.
Swallow your tounge and DIE!!! |
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mycrx needs to
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your names in my sig for a reason...enough said
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Originally Posted by mycrx
dumbfucks who spend way too much time online.
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considering ive been here for 3 years or more, your faggots are going by my chart, now get a ------- life onwed again huh:) ------- fags just dont know when to quite
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Originally Posted by ryan89crx
lol, this coming from a guy that lives in Yakima... :S
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You suck at life.
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you ladys crack me up, i pretty much sign on here to talk ---- and watch all your little bitches get ----, makes my days more complete and gives me a laugh :8
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Originally Posted by mycrx
considering ive been here for 3 years or more, your faggots are going by my chart, now get a ------- life onwed again huh:) ------- fags just dont know when to quite
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wow your just rambled for 5 minutes about nothing, i compared my active chart, to my 3 years of being here, now go ---- yourself for being a complete idiot.
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Originally Posted by mycrx
wow your just rambled for 5 minutes about nothing, i compared my active chart, to my 3 years of being here, now go ---- yourself for being a complete idiot.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Porn
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I was just about to say that mycrx is one of the most entertaining people on the site, but now he went ahead and said:
Originally Posted by mycrx
i respect, stealthmode.....
His rants are filled with four letter words, and they go off like terrets. I love it. |
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lol thanks steve these douchebags just dont get it, they get to caught up in being butt hurt :y god i love it, seeing nerds just trip the ---- out hahahahahhah
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I'd like to nominate buKaKKee "hotel california" bin laden for your Dumbfucks signature.
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APPROVED ;D
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Steve, can you get this fool to post some porn? I helped the fuckstick steal wireless from his neighbor and he can't even show appreciation.
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