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Today I am the proudest father on the planet. I have two little girls. Keyna is 5 and Alex is 2. The 5 year old is the prissiest, girly type girl ever. I was sure that my 2 year old was going to follow in big sisters footsteps but is now the topic of this post. My youngest, a buddy and I were standing in the garage arguing about the usual. He thinks his DSM is gods gift to turbocharged cars. Dumb fucker. Anyway, Im putting her to bed about an hour ago and after her prayer she looks up at me and says, "Daddy? What's a turbocharger?" I have never been so excited. Granted she's only 2 and she only said that because thats what two year olds do when they hear funny words, but all I could think was....12 years from now the boys wont know what hit em, or flew by em. hahaha :4

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nice

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Bad ass man

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youre not very good at math are you?

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if theres grass in the field play ball, if not flip her over and play in the mud... :6 just kidding man
i probably wont have kids till i'm 30.

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hahaha :S

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Are you saying that my daughter can't have a car when shes 14? There are other places to drive other than the street fucktard. Did daddy not love you enough to take you to the track?

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Nice.

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Outstanding. I have a 2 year old son. He now goes brraaaaaaapppppppp PSHHHHHHH

When he was younger when the wife would go to the store or something and i would have him alone, when i would feed him he would cry and freak out, UNTIL i got my laptop out and put on video's of cars dragging. lol

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The more that I think about it....Im glad she picked up the word turbocharger to ask about. Im certain I called my buddy a dumb cocksucker and a few other unpolite names as well. Gotta watch that kinda thing. I dont need a phone call one night from the ex cause Alex said "Mommy? What's a cocksucker?"