PRIDE
Today I am the proudest father on the planet. I have two little girls. Keyna is 5 and Alex is 2. The 5 year old is the prissiest, girly type girl ever. I was sure that my 2 year old was going to follow in big sisters footsteps but is now the topic of this post. My youngest, a buddy and I were standing in the garage arguing about the usual. He thinks his DSM is gods gift to turbocharged cars. Dumb fucker. Anyway, Im putting her to bed about an hour ago and after her prayer she looks up at me and says, "Daddy? What's a turbocharger?" I have never been so excited. Granted she's only 2 and she only said that because thats what two year olds do when they hear funny words, but all I could think was....12 years from now the boys wont know what hit em, or flew by em. hahaha :4
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nice
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Bad ass man
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youre not very good at math are you?
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if theres grass in the field play ball, if not flip her over and play in the mud... :6 just kidding man
i probably wont have kids till i'm 30. |
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Originally Posted by CoreyR
youre not very good at math are you?
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Originally Posted by CoreyR
youre not very good at math are you?
Originally Posted by 88dx
hahaha :S
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Nice.
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Outstanding. I have a 2 year old son. He now goes brraaaaaaapppppppp PSHHHHHHH
When he was younger when the wife would go to the store or something and i would have him alone, when i would feed him he would cry and freak out, UNTIL i got my laptop out and put on video's of cars dragging. lol |
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The more that I think about it....Im glad she picked up the word turbocharger to ask about. Im certain I called my buddy a dumb cocksucker and a few other unpolite names as well. Gotta watch that kinda thing. I dont need a phone call one night from the ex cause Alex said "Mommy? What's a cocksucker?"
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Originally Posted by donnyboy
Are you saying that my daughter can't have a car when shes 14? There are other places to drive other than the street fucktard. Did daddy not love you enough to take you to the track?
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hell yeah man thats awsome my 2 kids are the same way they are real big on racing and fast cars my 5yr old daughter is always trying to get me to speed and pass people and my 3yr old son will just hang with me and my friends and watch us work on cars, hes just like his old man ---- brings a tear to my eye.. now i just gotta keep them straight on the honda love :6
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My 2 year old girl is daddys little girl. She loves her power wheels jeep with the 18volt drill battery :6
12volts is fun but the 18volts shred the plastic tires |
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Wait till she's 14 and says "daddy I'm pregnant by Tyrone" O0
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Originally Posted by hatchboy
When he was younger when the wife would go to the store or something and i would have him alone, when i would feed him he would cry and freak out, UNTIL i got my laptop out and put on video's of cars dragging. lol
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Originally Posted by CspecRun
That works with my boy as well. If he gets REALLY upset I put him in the car and we ride around a lil bit. He never makes a sound...
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Originally Posted by doug684
Wait till she's 14 and says "daddy I'm pregnant by Tyrone" O0
well in that case they would have to see daddy behind plexi cause i would be killing a nig :6 |
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Originally Posted by CoreyR
around here you need to have a licensce to race on a track.
Originally Posted by doug684
Wait till she's 14 and says "daddy I'm pregnant by Tyrone" O0
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I dont give a ---- if its Tyrone or Bill. or if shes 14 or 18.
Im still gonna kill a mother fucker. |
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Originally Posted by 97EconoBox
I dont give a ---- if its Tyrone or Bill. or if shes 14 or 18.
Im still gonna kill a mother fucker. :p |
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I dont know about you Joseph, didnt you have a ungrown up outburst at one time at a shop with a certain family member, maybe some peoples reaction to ------- with them or their family is totally different when their cognitive brain starts to catch back up and take control after the beast in them went out on the loop to defend themselves. Thats probably a bad example but you know what I mean. And the race part, who cares guys the deed had already been done, be a good time to just kill them both.
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I go to shops to conduct business, I do not bring my family members. Did you hallucenate this encounter?
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Start saving for a jr dragster.
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Originally Posted by brine04
Start saving for a jr dragster.
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You can find Jr dragsters for $2K and under if you try.
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Originally Posted by N/A mike
sorry but that is an expensive toy for a 10 year old
for $2k i could have a 10 sec crx and 2 weeks worth of good hookers. :S |
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Like any man buys a Jr Dragster for their kid. Do you see the fools who elaborately make those things run "for their kid", line them up, basically stop the whole ------- track while their kid goes maybe as fast as a stock Camaro in the hands of a good driver? |
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
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Like any man buys a Jr Dragster for their kid. Do you see the fools who elaborately make those things run "for their kid", line them up, basically stop the whole ------- track while their kid goes maybe as fast as a scottsi's Camaro? |
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
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Like any man buys a Jr Dragster for their kid. Do you see the fools who elaborately make those things run "for their kid", line them up, basically stop the whole ------- track while their kid goes maybe as fast as a stock Camaro in the hands of a good driver? also this is home made turbo, i'll make my daughter a death trap race car before i buy one O0 |
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Originally Posted by N/A mike
also this is home made turbo, i'll make my daughter a death trap race car before i buy one O0
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