Today I am the proudest father on the planet. I have two little girls. Keyna is 5 and Alex is 2. The 5 year old is the prissiest, girly type girl ever. I was sure that my 2 year old was going to follow in big sisters footsteps but is now the topic of this post. My youngest, a buddy and I were standing in the garage arguing about the usual. He thinks his DSM is gods gift to turbocharged cars. Dumb ******. Anyway, Im putting her to bed about an hour ago and after her prayer she looks up at me and says, "Daddy? What's a turbocharger?" I have never been so excited. Granted she's only 2 and she only said that because thats what two year olds do when they hear funny words, but all I could think was....12 years from now the boys wont know what hit em, or flew by em. hahaha

 

nice

 

Bad *** man

 

youre not very good at math are you?

 

if theres grass in the field play ball, if not flip her over and play in the mud... just kidding man
i probably wont have kids till i'm 30.

 

hahaha

 

Are you saying that my daughter can't have a car when shes 14? There are other places to drive other than the street fucktard. Did daddy not love you enough to take you to the track?

 

Nice.

 

Outstanding. I have a 2 year old son. He now goes brraaaaaaapppppppp PSHHHHHHH

When he was younger when the wife would go to the store or something and i would have him alone, when i would feed him he would cry and freak out, UNTIL i got my laptop out and put on video's of cars dragging. lol

 

The more that I think about it....Im glad she picked up the word turbocharger to ask about. Im certain I called my buddy a dumb ********** and a few other unpolite names as well. Gotta watch that kinda thing. I dont need a phone call one night from the ex cause Alex said "Mommy? What's a **********?"