Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
well as i was closing up shop yesterday (my garage).... i was tired as ---- and it was like midnight.. and through the corner of my eye i see this thing crawling on the floor?? i was like WTF...... the most hidious looking little bastard ever...... good damn these things are ugly... i know they dont do anything and arent harmfull but they sure are a bunch of scary looking mother fuckers...
i cought it... but dont know what to do with it... kill it, set it free... keep it as a pet.... any suggestions? http://www.potatobugs.com/pix/images/potatobug_04.jpg in case youve never seen one before... |
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
that doesn't look like the potato bugs at my house ???
|
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
------- burn it. :-X You guys get any scorpions or sun spiders around there? It's a shitty feeling stepping on something so dangerous. One morning I was going into the bathroom and stepped on something funny feeling. I rolled my foot back without lifting it and BAM! a ------- scorpion rolls out from under my foot. I think I could have had a mild heart attack. Snakes and scorpions scare me more than gun shots. I'd rather get shot in the chest than hold a snake/scorpion. :(
__________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Damn... i wish my lizard wouldnt have had that heart attack... then he could have eatn this fucker
|
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or glasses on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I throw his ass outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
|
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or classes on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I trow his ass outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
|
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
I'm glas I live up here, only bugs I ever see are ants and flys, and those damn wasps. kyle, your a nut
|
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or classes on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I trow his ass outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.
__________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Yep, I would have died from that. I have had sooooo many night mares about ---- like that. That movie "Aracnophobia" is the devil. That movie should not have been made. I have woke up thinking things were crawling on me and freaked out. It looks very weird when your girlfriend is sleeping next to you and you do that. :-[
this thread has helped me to remember I'm supposed to be house sitting for my grandma during the time I've planned my hmt tour, woops. |
Re:Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by kyle
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Yep, I would have died from that. I have had sooooo many night mares about ---- like that. That movie "Aracnophobia" is the devil. That movie should not have been made. I have woke up thinking things were crawling on me and freaked out. It looks very weird when your girlfriend is sleeping next to you and you do that. :-[
this thread has helped me to remember I'm supposed to be house sitting for my grandma during the time I've planned my hmt tour, woops. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:22 AM. |
© 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands