Potato Bugs!!!!!!!!
 

well as i was closing up shop yesterday (my garage).... i was tired as ---- and it was like midnight.. and through the corner of my eye i see this thing crawling on the floor?? i was like WTF...... the most hidious looking little bastard ever...... good damn these things are ugly... i know they dont do anything and arent harmfull but they sure are a bunch of scary looking mother fuckers...

i cought it... but dont know what to do with it... kill it, set it free... keep it as a pet.... any suggestions?

http://www.potatobugs.com/pix/images/potatobug_04.jpg in case youve never seen one before...

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that doesn't look like the potato bugs at my house ???

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------- burn it. :-X You guys get any scorpions or sun spiders around there? It's a shitty feeling stepping on something so dangerous. One morning I was going into the bathroom and stepped on something funny feeling. I rolled my foot back without lifting it and BAM! a ------- scorpion rolls out from under my foot. I think I could have had a mild heart attack. Snakes and scorpions scare me more than gun shots. I'd rather get shot in the chest than hold a snake/scorpion. :(
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Damn... i wish my lizard wouldnt have had that heart attack... then he could have eatn this fucker

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I house sit for my grandma alot and one morning when I put my foot in my shoe I felt something in there, I thought it was a leaf or something, so I take off my shoe and reach in there to pull it out and I didn't have my contacts or glasses on so I'm like wtf, something is crawling up my arm. when it got close enough that I could see it I was like "holy ----, that's a ------- scorpion" so I throw that ---- on the floor and then trap it with a cup, then I throw his ass outside and yell "and stay the ---- out, bitch" at which point the neighbors called the cops.

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you didnt kill the fucker?

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I'm glas I live up here, only bugs I ever see are ants and flys, and those damn wasps. kyle, your a nut

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Yep, I would have died from that. I have had sooooo many night mares about ---- like that. That movie "Aracnophobia" is the devil. That movie should not have been made. I have woke up thinking things were crawling on me and freaked out. It looks very weird when your girlfriend is sleeping next to you and you do that. :-[
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haha, that's so damn funny, when I come to visit I'm going to throw fake spiders on you.

this thread has helped me to remember I'm supposed to be house sitting for my grandma during the time I've planned my hmt tour, woops.

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I'll shoot you in the face. :P
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I'll do the asme if you even think about throwing spiders on me. Fake or not, I'll kill you.

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When I lived in El Paso we used to catch vinagerooens(sp?) which are long black insects with a long whip tail, two big ass claws in front, six legs and smell like vinegar when you piss 'em off. They are about as long as a pencil.

It was fun cause we would catch those, and then scorpions and cockroaches when the come out at night and feed them to the vinegarooens. Those badasses would grab the scorpions with their front claws and start munchin' on em'.

I'll have to try and find a pic. I took.

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---- biatch, I live in las cruces, how far are you from el paso now?

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You guys are all a bunch of pusys! :P

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I live up in Utah now but I used to live in El Paso for about a year in a half and I also live in Deming for awhile.

Do you get those vinegarooens there in Cruces?

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what part of utah? you could play a vital role in the kylez hmt tour 2004. I need a stop between seattle and fort collins, salt lake is my planned destination, do you live near there?

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You have to be able to spell "-----" in order to call someone a "-----". :P
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This is partially why I'm soo thankful to live in michigan.

We have snakes and spiders but only one poisioness snake and two poisioness spiders. Snakes and scorpions freak me the ---- out....Spiders I can handle.

Regardless I often want to live in a warmer climate but thinking about those fuckers always make me feel at home here in michgain lol.

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----, i found one of those in my street here in central florida about 7 years ago. Never seen one before, or after, and sure enough, we had it in a coffee can, and it smelled like vinager.

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Yeah, I'm in Ogden which is not far from Salt Lake at all. If you need a place to stay or something I could probably hook you up.
I have never met them, but their are two others on here from Utah..RacerXfear and someone else.

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aight, thanks alot for the lodging, I'll only be there one night because it's a 20 hour drive from seattle to fort collins and I don't feel like driving that much non-stop.
and get some of your rich retarded women together for the meet (check your sig if you don't know what I'm talking about).

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doc.. your a funny bastard

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If their are no rich and mentally challenged girls, we can always hook up with the lean and advanced ones.

Would you be coming on the weekend? If so maybe we could head out to the track (if you really have a desire to race at high altitude)

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---- that ----. we just have sharks here, but if you stay out of the water, you're straight. oh yeah, mosquitoes in the summer time are a beeeeotch here too :P

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I am the other one. If things done work out with anyone else I have a couch you can stay on and I live in the middle of salt lake.

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Back on topic now... I think You should put him next to the fins on ur turbo... Fire it up, and give us some Vid of that....

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Im happy all we have are cougars and bears, no crap ass insects. I havent seen much of the bears, but a mile or two up the street they raise hell.

My dad has seen a couple of cougars while out riding, they tend to stay away at the smell of humans, but every now and then some displaced Califorinan freaks and calls up animal control when they see them walk accross the street

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That thing dosn't look anything like the potato bugs that we have here ??? It's actually a cool looking little fucker compared to the ones we have :-X I'm pretty lucky around here, there isn't much in the way of poisioness insects. We have all kinds of different wildlife, you mostly see raccoons and skunks :-X When I posted some pics of my CRX a while ago, I was gonna take a pic of my shot gun as I just got finished blasting a raccoon off my deck, but I didn't think you guys would want to see that :P

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ya, back to what I was talking about: it will probably be sunday or monday when I go through salt lake, I'll let you guys know for sure.

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---- iv never seen anything like that. looks like a cross between a cricket and wasp :-X

when ever i think theres a bug(spider) on me i have to run around and take off all my clothes just incase theres more on me :-\ i ------ hate spiders >:(

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yeah, i've never even heard of a potato bug until today, and that thing is ------- hideous. i would flip if i saw that little bastard.

you should tear off all his legs except for one, then step on an anthill and throw the son of a bitch on top.

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Not sure if anyone already posted this, but they had to eat those fuckers on Fear Factor a couple weeks back. It was pretty nasty.