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Old 09-02-2008, 01:33 AM
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So, I'm taking a political science class. I'm sitting here reading this text, and it's comparing the basic difference in viewpoint between conservatives and liberals. Here:

The chief difference between conservatism and liberalism is the view each takes of human nature. Where the conservative is at best cautiously hopeful that the ordinary person will, in a well-ordered state, manifest the admirable characteristics of loyalty, patriotism, and piety, the liberal takes a much more egalitarian view. The liberal believes that human beings - all human beings - are capable of reason and rational action
All I keep thinking is that, according to liberals, Johnny Bliss is capable of reason and rational thought. This defies the obvious truth of the matter... and brings me back around to Johnny being a liberal-bashing conservative.


Guys, the whole system is irrevokably fucked.
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Thanks, Moe.
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Mr. Yoseph,

You must understand that all of these people are out of their damn minds. While Republicans "Conservatives" (as they call themselves) claim we're all FREE (see: cumbaya mufukaz), don't realize that being free to dick your boyfriend in the *** as far as next door and doesn't effect your household should be a crime. Liberals claim that the government stealing your paycheck before you see it (see: federal withholding) and giving it to any other person (working, not working, another country, etc...) is all fine and dandy, while any private citizen doing the same thing would land them in the clink for robbery.

In the end, your teacher must realize that she'd be honored to have me speak to the class, and after you whippersnappers went home, she'd bow down to these nuuuutz.
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She's about 60. I daresay she'd love your bowzack, Steve, but only if you indoctrinate her lyrically.
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"Oh ----, I forgot my lyrics were so explicit"


She might be 60, but my cutoff is 6-2 ziggen. Clear that up then I'll swing by.
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You know what Davis.
Maybe its just that im high or that i ate some really really old ranch.
But YOU SUCK AT POLLS!

do you love me?
will you play my love games?
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My poly sci professor was a retired judge. He explained to the class why he was a republican. He was God loving,self righteous and proclaimed wealthy man. I showed up to the class maybe 10 times and on the final he asked if I was even in the class. Had 3 tests that was the whole grading of the course walked out with a B and joy that I didnt have to hear the bullshit a 65 year old white man proclaims is the logical choices regarding government/life.
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the funny thing about politics is that the left wing and the right wing end up connecting after awhile....almost like a circle....


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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Thanks, Moe.
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