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that last picture of him eating out warmed my soul

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welcome nagger like the ride but the interior belongs in a nopi catalog....

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I own no Civic parts so let's just make it a simple paypal transaction. Please include shipping to 86403. No return shipping necessary. If it weren't for your ricer interior and front bumper I would vote for you to live, but I will save my vote and wait for more pics of your chic. :6

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- A shout-out to the OGs
- Pics of the girfriend / porn double-up
- A soild project in the works...in the driveway
- A ghetto-tastic paint booth setup.
- A pool table / workbench in the living room

I'd say you just set the bar a bit higher for future noobs.

Welcome to HMT, good job avoiding the flames.

Craig

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I know what you mean by polishing everything. i just learned how to do it a little while a go. I polished my turbo, a valve cover, my intake and anything else that is aluminum. a DA sander with some 1400 will take the swirls out of the finish. and of coarse a polish with a dremel and some turtle wax scratch remover to make that bitch shine. only way to learn how to weld is to do it. practice makes perfect. Welcome to HMT you made a way better intro then i did.

OOOO YEA.......------

#Brian

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please allow him to reintroduce himself....his names H to tha O E ...he used to swallow cum by the O Z :P

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So let me add to how bad it COULD have been, as mentioned before i was in iraq, i come home for my 2 weeks R&R
to discover ex wifey had accumulated over 1200 bucks in bounced check FEES (not including check amount), which she pillaged my bank account to cover...
After only barely resisting the urge to mow her down with a ditchwitch, she says "But i used 200 bucks of it on stuff for your car! you said you wouldnt be pissed if i used money to take care of the car"

bewildered as to what this may have been i ask, what might have you aquired for 200 bucks to take care of the ride?
she then proceeds to "close your eyes don't look" routine with
A GOD DAMN NEON UNDERCAR KIT!!! (still in box) :7 :'(

The only words i could manage to muster were....."please tell me you still have the reciept."


aaand of course she doesn't....SO it to this day is in the attic, waiting to be given away free to the first person who vouleenteers to find her, hunt her down like a nig takin off with your rims, and shoving all 12 foot of neon tube up her fat ass, plugging it up to a 12 volt, and kicking her into a swimming pool.
just a little bitter...my bad

Thanks for the welcome, much appreciated, and btw since you got me posting now it's going to be a bit like breakin the seal and taking the first piss on your way through a case of beer.....just do it once, and then they don't stop coming. ;)

untill next time,

-DM

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your best bet would be hook one wire from the transformer to her clit and the other to her nipple and fire that bitch up
low amps+high voltage=tons of fun

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...my name is HOV, H to da Oh Vee, use to push weight by the oh Zees...

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think your in the running for the 2007 noob of the year award