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I don't post much, because there are enough opinions/answers to almost anything anyone could ask.
I've found you learn alot more by reading, and going out to the garage/shop (in my case a living room) and busting knuckles on your ride. if you still can't fix the ----, go back and read/search some more.
Although I just "signed" up on HMT yesterday, I've been coming here for a really long time.
All of you HMT old school people kickass /salute
I'm happy to say for my first post I'm not askin a single question about anything, but the time may soon come
that i need to ask one and by this post I'm trying to answer the
"Who the ---- is he?" and the "Did you search everything?"

Long story short my brother blew my d16z in my 94 civic coupe while tryin to score a piece of ass
while I was off in iraq, this following the fact my sorry ass bitch of an ex wife not changing the oil a single time over the course of about 40k miles on an engine that already had 170k.

Car sat for 2 years, just scored a b16a from somebody that owed me money,
got a retarded amount of random aftermarket parts raped and pillaged off of broken ricer cars that are brought to me
to fix by the richbitch kids from the north side of town.

Going to attempt to use a garrett m27 turbo off of a 740 volvo or a garrett T3 .42/.63 a/r i put together (if anyone has any extended info or compressor map for the m27 please feel free to point me in the right direction)
converted to manual p/s
finlanza flywheel
going against my better judgement and gonna try a fukin egay xtd 3 puck clutch
aem cam gears
aem fuel rail
Typhoon intake manifold (freaked when i saw the inside and polished it out with a dremel and some ---- i -------rigged to reach all the way up the runners.) port matched to the head
walboro in-tank pump (havnt decided if im gonna need/use it yet) Stock internals only planing on 7-9 lbs of boost
b&m fuel riser(lmho it doesnt deserve the title regulator)
polished aluminum radiator pulled from a wrecked APC sponsored(with that many stickers it had to be) teg
took the trailing arms off while I was at it to convert to rear disk since it cost me $0.00

Im still up in the air about what direction as far as fuel managment, I know i could get AWAY with an FMU, but I'm leaning toward ecu chipping (only reason this is even an issue is because im fukin broke atm)

I gotta throw this in because i thought it worthy of HMT style engineering.
Painted engine compartment super gloss black single stage urethane cause i got the hookup on it,(yeah yeah effiancy ect,) this car will never see a track a day in it's life.
made a downdraft spraybooth because the car is outside(no garage) with rotting 2x4's. and some plastic dropcloth sheets from home depot.
threw a couple of window fans on top along with a couple of cheap ass 2 dollar A/C filters on top of them.
Words cannot explain on how well this ghetto ass setup worked out and the damn engine compartment looks better than the outside of the car.
Armed with a shitload of stainless 3/16" tubing a buddy broght me from an HVAC warehouse, a vise, and way to much free time at work, i fabricated and replaced every single brake/clutch/fuel line in the car by hand..to make exact oem replicals of the pieces already there. of course this is COMPLETLY unnessicary but like i said...alot of free time and free materials.
(and there is your reason for the OCD in my username)

If you acctually read this far I sincerely thank you, if you live in the atlanta area and ever need any help at all with anything at all honda related, hit me up, i love **teaching** and helpin folks learn how to fix and modify there own ----, trying new idea's and basicly any other excuse to get the hell away from my house. I work as a paramedic in downtown, and fix/build honda's on the side.

I offically have popped my posting cherry on HMT....after 2 years of reading these forums this is significant for me haha.
by the way are the H-T no-tech t shirts still floating around? ;D

P.S. for the 99.999% of you that couldn't give a rats ass about this post, I love you too.
P.S.S. I contract my girlfriend out for sexual favors in exchange for civic parts, PM me for price list.
P.S.S.S. To dave, I know you're here, when i find you im going to ------ rip you're balls off and wear them as ear-rings while i gently rub you're eyeballs with a belt sander for stealing my bike you sorry ass ------.
-DM

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I will be making some HT has no tech shirts for the ---- of it soon. PM me.

Good first post. Need some porn and pics of your ride though.

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good first post, i didn't read all the way through it because my A.D.D was acting up

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Pics of gf? I got spare parts.

haha

Nice to meet you mr ocd.

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coles notes?

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Yes indeed, I need alot more pics, which is coming in the very near future, would have them for you if my cam wouldnt have taken a ---- on me...or well got ---- on..or...my 5 year old dropped it in the toilet after pooping, so however you would define it, none the less its fkin broke. BUT i got the memory card from it, so more to follow.

-dm

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Dave who?

Welcome

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Welcome :6

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+1

but i finished :P ....all by myself ::) .....yay!!! ;D

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Pics of said girlfriend

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my name is hov hov

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Please allow me to introduce my penis to your ex.


Where's the pictures? You seem cool, but you're getting off way too easily for not having posted any porn or anything at all. We don't even get the enjoyment of bashing your stupidity or ricerness :( Give us something

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Thats right.. ^^^^

CivicOCD you will get flamed one day.. I will be there..

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no lies. how much to ship her to 98284 for a week?

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Ok i found a couple older pics of the girlfriend but im not makin a special trip to wal-mart to get the car pics off the memory card, instead im gonna locate a new camera tommorow and then you'll get the car pics :)
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Ok that qualifies for porn and gf shots both right? :4

If you want to see a picture of my ex wife, i direct your attention to my avitar on your left >:D

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the's got DSL. :P

id hit it, im not too picky at this point in time :-*

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Congratulations, you are now a member of the superspecial homemade turbo club. Due to your outsanding merit and accomplishments, you can now proceed to the step for ULTRA ELITE MEMBERSHIPNESS! All you have to do, is send me a 90-91 crx front bumper. There have been kids asking this of the make a wish foundation, and even they weren't able to receive such an honor. ACT NOW AND SEND A BUMPER! Your space is reserved but time is running out!

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Still looking for that damn bumper? unpainted new or UNfucked used one? i got a super secret squirl place i could check....
;)

-DM

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Either one :P DMC1 thinks he knows where one is, if he doesn't come through I'll hit you up! Membership card is waiting... If it's not outta your way though, by all means find out how much, but this guy sounds like he can get one.

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porn would be shots of her cumcatcher. but you're decent in my book.

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now it's official, great first topic, nice looking chic, any shaft play or oil blow by?

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hahaha

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WELL at least im not the only person on this site that has OCD anymore. 8)

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I didn't read the first post cause i'm too lazy right now, but you seem pretty cool CivicOCD.

but just for the hell of it, cause you are a "noob", (i'm still a noob too, so don't take it the wrong way lol) I'm going to call you a ------.

You are a ------.

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------... MORE PICS WITH SOMETHING IN HER DIRTY HOLE!!!!!!


LOL

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OCD that membership is still available if you know where a CRX bumper is!!! Thanks

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Alright fuckers, ask and you shall recieve. new camera, still figuring out settings for cropping, sizing and that bullshit >:D

------ eh....hmm been called worse by better people 8)
Hahah J/k anyways first and formost...picture of something IN the ----.....ok this the only one i had that fit that description:
my tounge biotch!
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aaand as promised pics of the ride...formerly known as "The bloody Tampon"
all the interior ---- was done back when the car was originally running, included so you could have some ricer/flamming ammo for you're replies :)i was in the army and broke most of the time
so budged limited me to a cam, and boltons on the d16z originally in it
mostly to painting and other random crap.

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after first coat of primer

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O0 certified spaybooth almost complete

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b16a shortly after recieved, shortly after pic was taken i discover big ass crack in valve cover.
one of my weak areas of ---- is welding..i suck at is because i know practicly jack ---- about it and have no experience doing it but i reaaaaaaaaally wanna learn...not afraid to try anything or to break ---- doing it.(accepting donations of welding for dummies btw)
got more pics of that but who needs/wants to see an untouched motor anyway?

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Picture of my workbench at the shop....acctually there's a pool table under all that ---- and the shop is my dinning room
i still eat in there so i don't know what the hell my girl is so angry about... ???
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stock b16 intake I was polishing before i decided to try the typhoon...i like making ---- shine, no good reason other than i like doin it.

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APC anodized red plug cover from above mentioned tegra after 20-30 minutes with a grinder and a polishing wheel
120$ retail for those? r u out of your ------- mind?


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Brake lines i mentioned earlier, their wet cuz i rinsed all the damn pollen off of it for the pics.
yes i polished the porportioning valve/clutch line block/brake master cylinder.

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Break time

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Anyone need shitterpaper? i got the mad free hookup by the bagfull

ok back to work
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K thats enough pics of the "looks way to nice to be that slow" and yet-to-be-boosted engine.
alot of random steelbraid lines of sae size from the old man's projects, but good clamps with enough ass behind it, should hold just fine bought the end-fittings...
bout 25bucks total to pretty much have every line in the car steel braid, overkill? yes. but cool none the less

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Angles on the paint job, hasnt been wetsanded or polished, although my knowledge of surface finishing is decent in theory, and i can work ------ magic with a can of spraypaint, this was my first time ever using a real paint sprayer.
although far from "perfect" my patience for cosmetics comes to a screeching halt when the UPS man rolls down the driveway with a new part.

almost done i swear (dont bitch you asked for it and im gonna get my 120 bucks worth out of this ------- camera)
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i upholstered the doors myself with felt (like a dumbass)way back when car was running looked great for about a week, lesson learned and note to self ("buy leather or don't buy anything retard)

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wheels goin on the new project, getting rid of all the white (eventually) that will come last though cause as long as there is somethin to turn a wrench on i'll be busy doin that.

Gotta modify and seal the now ricer blackout tail lights i got for it due to Me, my brother, and Jose Cuervo deciding to use the old ones as a pellet gun target one memorable evening.

alright thas it for now, forgot to get good angle on the engine bay but i'll save that for tommorow/thursday when i drop in the motor. more pics of performance/boost/gofast ---- as i get to the parts worth postin pics of

Jorsher, struck out at place #1 for the bumper, ill keep trying.

as for turbo setup, like i said im still a slight bit undecided on what im going to do with it...got an fmu layin around the house fo free or try to get ---- together to do chip..---- i don't know you guys decide :)
im out for now, took half the fukin day to put the pics together

UPDATE found an old pic of the car back in the day, got the entire body kit from a dumb nig that lived up the street from me when i was stationed in KS, 100 bucks, already same color as my car, i said kk lets do it. (blew his motor tryin to run 20 psi on a bone stock D16y8
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Aight thats it, fo real this time

-DM

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other than the ricey interior, i like this guy :6

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Yup, definite potential here :)

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that last picture of him eating out warmed my soul

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welcome nagger like the ride but the interior belongs in a nopi catalog....

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I own no Civic parts so let's just make it a simple paypal transaction. Please include shipping to 86403. No return shipping necessary. If it weren't for your ricer interior and front bumper I would vote for you to live, but I will save my vote and wait for more pics of your chic. :6

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- A shout-out to the OGs
- Pics of the girfriend / porn double-up
- A soild project in the works...in the driveway
- A ghetto-tastic paint booth setup.
- A pool table / workbench in the living room

I'd say you just set the bar a bit higher for future noobs.

Welcome to HMT, good job avoiding the flames.

Craig

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I know what you mean by polishing everything. i just learned how to do it a little while a go. I polished my turbo, a valve cover, my intake and anything else that is aluminum. a DA sander with some 1400 will take the swirls out of the finish. and of coarse a polish with a dremel and some turtle wax scratch remover to make that bitch shine. only way to learn how to weld is to do it. practice makes perfect. Welcome to HMT you made a way better intro then i did.

OOOO YEA.......------

#Brian

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please allow him to reintroduce himself....his names H to tha O E ...he used to swallow cum by the O Z :P

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So let me add to how bad it COULD have been, as mentioned before i was in iraq, i come home for my 2 weeks R&R
to discover ex wifey had accumulated over 1200 bucks in bounced check FEES (not including check amount), which she pillaged my bank account to cover...
After only barely resisting the urge to mow her down with a ditchwitch, she says "But i used 200 bucks of it on stuff for your car! you said you wouldnt be pissed if i used money to take care of the car"

bewildered as to what this may have been i ask, what might have you aquired for 200 bucks to take care of the ride?
she then proceeds to "close your eyes don't look" routine with
A GOD DAMN NEON UNDERCAR KIT!!! (still in box) :7 :'(

The only words i could manage to muster were....."please tell me you still have the reciept."


aaand of course she doesn't....SO it to this day is in the attic, waiting to be given away free to the first person who vouleenteers to find her, hunt her down like a nig takin off with your rims, and shoving all 12 foot of neon tube up her fat ass, plugging it up to a 12 volt, and kicking her into a swimming pool.
just a little bitter...my bad

Thanks for the welcome, much appreciated, and btw since you got me posting now it's going to be a bit like breakin the seal and taking the first piss on your way through a case of beer.....just do it once, and then they don't stop coming. ;)

untill next time,

-DM

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your best bet would be hook one wire from the transformer to her clit and the other to her nipple and fire that bitch up
low amps+high voltage=tons of fun

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...my name is HOV, H to da Oh Vee, use to push weight by the oh Zees...

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think your in the running for the 2007 noob of the year award