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buk9tp 12-18-2007 12:15 AM

Re: piss test
 

Originally Posted by wafflesincars
You have to drink a literal 4+ gallons of water to desalinize the blood ::)

You'd puke drown before hand.

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Schister66 12-18-2007 01:44 AM

Re: piss test
 
drink lsots of watesr and you'll be fine....i'b een drunk and highs ince frday and i'm not woried, bu i dont have to tak a rdug test eihter....good luck guy!

Jorsher 12-18-2007 02:04 AM

Re: piss test
 
Drinking lots of water and niacin are not things I've heard consistent reports on, especially since the alcohol (edit, been drinking) THC sits in your fat and water isn't going to help flush it out.

Best, safest, 100% foolproof way is to go to a local headshop and buy synthetic urine. I always keep a bottle on hand and have passed numerous tests with it. Comes with temperature strip on it and a heating pad.

HondaTuner 12-18-2007 02:32 AM

Re: piss test
 

Originally Posted by wafflesincars
He doesn't smoke pot?


Wtf, how does he explain that gay haircut?!? :l

What haircut? Haven't had one of those in a long ass time :6

BirdmanMD 12-18-2007 04:26 AM

Re: piss test
 
tyler, you dumb ----. Just go to the record shop in frederick right behind gentleman's choice. They have the system flush ---- there.

PS your a ----- for getting a job where you can get tested.

PSS. im bringing some fall out boy and some new york sour deisel back when i come home

Econo-Box 12-18-2007 10:07 AM

Re: piss test
 

Originally Posted by gearbanger67
how long it take to get out of system before u can pass a piss test got new job tomm and dont know if will get one so kinda worried cause i need the job ???

If you needed the job you shouldn't have smoked. Go to GNC and get some ---- Called Omni. its like a 2 oz. bottle and like 5 or 6 pills. Do it like 7 or 8 hours before hand and do your self a favor and start drinking so you can pee like a good 3 or 4 times before. its got a ---- ton of vitamins in it or something cause you pee anti-freeze the first like 3 times. worked like a champ though.

D15Bastard 12-18-2007 01:07 PM

Re: piss test
 
I drugscreen my pre-hires on a weekly basis. I used to screen them suring our safety class, but then they caught on and would know they would have to take a whiz quiz.

Now I just screen them right before I put them to work.


THC lasts about 30+days in your system, depends on frquency of using
AMPETAMINES= 1-2 days
MDMA= 1-5 days
COCAINE= 1-2 days
Opiates= 1-2
PcP= 1-8

Jorsher 12-18-2007 02:51 PM

Re: piss test
 
Telling you, just get the synthetic urine. In a lot of cases it's cheaper than the system flush and it's guaranteed to work. I've heard people saying the flush worked for them, and heard people that said it didn't (reliable sources, family and friends who've tried it themselves).

BigD 12-18-2007 03:10 PM

Re: piss test
 

Originally Posted by Jorsher
Telling you, just get the synthetic urine. In a lot of cases it's cheaper than the system flush and it's guaranteed to work. I've heard people saying the flush worked for them, and heard people that said it didn't (reliable sources, family and friends who've tried it themselves).

Yeah I knew someone who had to retake his test because he took the flush crap and drank a ton of water and his pee was too clean. Just get synthetic, 100% fail proof.

Jorsher 12-18-2007 03:17 PM

Re: piss test
 
www.quickfixurine.com <- same stuff I use except I get it cheaper at the headshops here...

Scientific Uses
Instead of using expensive urine controls, Quick Fix Synthetic Urine provides a non toxic testing medium that mimics the characteristics of normal human urine. This lab produced synthetic urine can also be used for the calibration of urine testing equipment. Unlike natural urine Quick Fix can be heated up unlimited times.

Urine Therapy
Although not recommended for internal use, promoters of urine therapy believe urine to have many curative powers. Some cultures, especially Indian, have traditionally used urine as a medicine. In Ayurveda its practice is called Amaroli. Urine has been prescribed in India for over 5,000 years for health benefits, as written in the Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi. :l

Fetish
Believe it or not, another popular use for Quick Fix is by the fetish community. Quick Fix Synthetic Urine is used instead of regular urine because of health concerns. Regular urine contains impurities; our synthetic urine mimics the look of regular urine and provides a healthy way to play. :l

Pranks
What could be funnier than dousing your roommate’s bed with urine? Not much! Doing it with fake urine will reduce the chance of getting your ass beat! This synthetic urine is healthy and doesn’t contain the nasty toxins human urine does. :l


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