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Old 10-05-2005, 04:45 PM
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u were smoking camomile :P
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by chris
Ok explain to me then how I have done this twice smoking within 2 days of a test just wondering and at the time I was smoking atleast 3-4 times a week.
either a. you did a shitty *** rapid test, b. it wasnt a reputable lab, or c. they used the dip sticks....
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Old 10-05-2005, 04:55 PM
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It's gotta be magic! It just comes down to metabolism and knowing what is necessary to get the results you want. Someone who has very little body fat and a high metabolism is at an obvious advantage because there is little fat for the THC to bind to, and barely any being created to prolong the time it takes to cleanse your system. The idea that it takes a predetermined amount of time(usually 2 weeks+) is just foolish because it doesn't, nor should it try, to account for certain types of metabolism+water ingestion. It's just some stand-by someone created that unfortunately tricks people into believing we aren't all that different. No replacement for experience, that's all we can say.

To the poster... unless you're a giant who ate 20 lbs. of MJ those few times, you'll be fine.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by G2turbo_terror
You're screwed! You can't clean it out, you have to dillute it by drinking ****!
hes right, its the only way
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:23 PM
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you should eat your ---- too that will make your breath smell bad and they wont care about the test
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by youdontknowmeee
you should eat your ---- too that will make your breath smell bad and they wont care about the test
thats fucked up
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by AbaZ
for some reason I thought it stays in your system longer than that?
it does, just not detectable through ****.

They can do some more intense and expensive tests, but noone does for jobs and stuff. They just wanna make sure you are not floating into work on a cloud of chronic.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:32 AM
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ya, ya, THC tends to stay in your fat cells and gets released over time, whatever-- that doesnt matter because 2-4 weeks after smoking ----, the THC levels are going to be real low that they'll pass you because you could have gotten it by second hand smoke, or ate some kind of food that contains THC.

I should start selling sugar water as a "cleanser" and advertise it as "Pass your **** test or Money Back Guaranteed!" even with a few refunds, I'd still make more with people that pass/or that dont claim their refund.
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by tukinnam
I should start selling sugar water as a "cleanser" and advertise it as "Pass your **** test or Money Back Guaranteed!" even with a few refunds, I'd still make more with people that pass/or that dont claim their refund.
Well they would have to prove that they took the cleanser in the proper manner. Also how many people are gonna get a refund if they go to jail for violating parole/probation regulations. Just make it a 30-day $ back.
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Old 10-06-2005, 07:53 AM
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it should be out in 30 days. but if you were blunting everyday, your screwed for 40 days.
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