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AgentMurdoc 10-05-2006 09:51 PM

OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
*WARNING* don't get in trouble. haha.

So I get a package from the creator himself a week or two ago, and just barely opened it.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/396/mvc008spx2.jpg

Open it up... hooray for a wiring harness!

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4990/mvc009sxh2.jpg

Take out the harness and.... hruh!? Foam padding!!! Excellent!!! I could reuse that for future shipping!

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6750/mvc010sob4.jpg

Took it out and double hruh!?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/277/mvc011soz4.jpg

PORN!!!!

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4586/mvc012stm2.jpg

Brittany Fucks.... I mean Fuchs

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/333/mvc015shv9.jpg

How I yearn for that mouth

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4250/mvc020swz1.jpg

Suhhwheeet

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5672/mvc018smz4.jpg

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4766/mvc017sko7.jpg


Thanks Jeff I loved my packaging material!

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3101/mvc022sdz1.jpg


You Sir, gets one... errrr ummm... yeah.... UP!!! For your shipping practices!!!


Haha.



HMT-Admin 10-05-2006 09:53 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Thats how I do it 8)

con 10-05-2006 09:54 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
lol, nice. I would love to bring that across the canadian boarder. "Thats how it was shipped sir" hahaha

AgentMurdoc 10-05-2006 09:55 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
haha... you had me crackin' up in the garage. When I first saw the page, I seriously said.... "what the ----!?" Took it out and examined it, and just died in laughter

buk9tp 10-05-2006 10:00 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
did hotrex ever really drop a log onto something he shipped someone :1

78NOVA 10-05-2006 10:00 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
thats great. all mail sent from one HMT member to another HMT member should contain porn. that would be like the ultimate package. :6

AgentMurdoc 10-05-2006 10:02 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by buk9tp
did hotrex ever really drop a log onto something he shipped someone :1

i know he sent some soiled tighty whiteys before

spoon fed 10-05-2006 10:37 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I started this!! i gave Whitey porn when i shipped him a turbo. So don't go thinkin Jeff is the king :8

HMT-Admin 10-05-2006 10:50 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I use to do this all the time, but at one point I thought it was very wasteful use of porn... But now I'm stocked up again haha


90dx 10-05-2006 10:53 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
The new HMT shipping standards have been sent. :6

SkunT 10-05-2006 10:57 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
hahaha.

btw, thanks for the nsfw. my supervisor was standing right there. ::)
She doesnt mind me looking at forums at work, she does mind porn.

AgentMurdoc 10-05-2006 11:08 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by junkyard racer
hahaha.

btw, thanks for the nsfw. my supervisor was standing right there. ::)
She doesnt mind me looking at forums at work, she does mind porn.

hahaha sorry frank, but the warning was up top. haha... sorry I didn't put NSFW, it woulda killed the surprise :P

88dx 10-05-2006 11:20 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I thought Jeff Frank didnt ship anything ???

RENR 10-05-2006 11:36 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
so what your saying is that he shipped you porn using a wiring harness. what a waste of a harness. :6

SkunT 10-05-2006 11:36 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Missed the point of that. ohh well. She was just like uhh...you need to X. :l

rprznt 10-05-2006 11:57 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
awesome


thanks for the new standards in HMT love Jeff! :)

Tom-Guy 10-06-2006 12:24 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Frank, I'm not trying to be a dick... but I don't even attempt to surf HMT from a public place. If it's not porn, it's a cascade of the word ------ all over the screen. This is not the best way to get the girl at the coffee shop to make sex with me.

USS 10-06-2006 12:35 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Frank, I'm not trying to be a dick... but I don't even attempt to surf HMT from a public place. If it's not porn, it's a cascade of the word ------ all over the screen. This is not the best way to get the girl at the coffee shop to make sex with me.

That, and what's the difference between a naked pair of tits to an Asian girl fondling her covered tits to a passer-by?

All I got was a nig-nog or two when I got some injectors from Steve :(


kain 10-06-2006 01:37 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
i shipped my safc wrapped in an old shirt, stuffed in some olf undies, threw it in a box, and stuffed it with porn mag pages akll crumpled up. they guy gave a great review on ebay and said that packing was superb. ha ha ha!

i got the idea from hotrex. shippin something to someone wrapped in used underpants. lol.

crx2fast 10-06-2006 08:06 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
hahaha thats awesome. gonna have to give that a try next time for sure :y

TurbodEG 10-06-2006 08:24 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
yeah thats how my package was...bad part thought is he put the picture on the top of mine so right when i open the box the picture was there...and my mom was in my office when i opened it lol...i closed it back real fast so she didn't see anything...

Tink2150 10-06-2006 08:31 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
jeff sent my fuel rail to me the same way. nice porn page right on top. i opened it at work and the guys loved it. i thought it was great. nothing like opening that part your lusting and waiting for and then you see some nice tits or snatch right on top... Jeff's shipping is the best by far.

HMTguy 10-06-2006 08:34 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Good ---- :)

I usually do some goofy ---- when shipping stuff. I think cray has a set of scottsi the gook injectors.

Zeniceguycrx 10-06-2006 09:28 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
that was a insperation, for now on all the ---- I ship out I will put porn in the bottem

Forty04 10-06-2006 09:46 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I can't wait to order stuff from HMT'ers ;D

d0nfry 10-06-2006 11:08 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
k home now haha

Chris Harris 10-06-2006 03:04 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by 90dx
The new HMT shipping standards have been sent. :6

Seriously, I should start doing this too...great idea.

leed 10-06-2006 03:26 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Last year I think, I ordered some stuff from Projekteg and got this....

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5...jekteg1ot2.jpg

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6...jekteg2kh0.jpg

So I gave him the appropriate Ebay feedback, hahaha (on the bottom of the page)

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...&iid=-1&de=off

Tom-Guy 10-06-2006 11:08 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I can't see what you got, images aren't linking, sir.

Kevin is a good egg, I can see him sending something rank.

juli0_bustamante 10-07-2006 03:58 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
i now know how to safely ship a big ass head to henry. hes gonna have a ---- load of pron for padding whenever i get around to shipping his stuff. sorry holmes just been busy with the 4 door.

AgentMurdoc 10-07-2006 04:09 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
i now know how to safely ship a big ass head to henry. hes gonna have a ---- load of pron for padding whenever i get around to shipping his stuff. sorry holmes just been busy with the 4 door.

pay me and I'll package it for you. Ask Matt [90dx] how i packaged his head shipped to Canada. Check this out, just packaged it tonight for tomorrow's shipping, can you believe it's only a resistor box?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5229/mvc025sxy8.jpg

juli0_bustamante 10-07-2006 04:14 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by AgentMurdoc
pay me and I'll package it for you. Ask Matt [90dx] how i packaged his head shipped to Canada. Check this out, just packaged it tonight for tomorrow's shipping, can you believe it's only a resistor box?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5229/mvc025sxy8.jpg

pay me??? nigga please....

AgentMurdoc 10-07-2006 04:15 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
pay me??? nigga please....

yeah pay me.... with kisses darling :-*


fag :-*. haha.

MikeJ-2009 10-07-2006 10:19 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
Jeff Frank set the standard long ago. Once he lagged on shipping to the point that he dropped off the part in my barbeque while I was at work. Still have yet to meet him.

Another time he shipped me a part, and it had some assembly lube, a half a bag of cookies (still good too), and a bunch of other ----. What I'm saying is, it doesn't HAVE to be porn, it just has to be a little bonus surprise. :y



JD, are you really that guy who transports his whole office to the coffee shop? lol. How safisticated, you ----. :4

Tom-Guy 10-07-2006 10:24 AM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
A laptop, a textbook, a pen is my limit, Stevemode.

EG-prince 10-09-2006 06:22 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Stealthmode


JD, are you really that guy who transports his whole office to the coffee shop? lol. How safisticated, you ----. :4

Sophisticated ;)

MikeJ-2009 10-09-2006 07:58 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
I was fully aware of the mispelling at the time, but not aware of the correct spelling, so I had to wing it. :'(

RENR 10-09-2006 10:59 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 

Originally Posted by leed
Last year I think, I ordered some stuff from Projekteg and got this....

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5...jekteg1ot2.jpg

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6...jekteg2kh0.jpg

So I gave him the appropriate Ebay feedback, hahaha (on the bottom of the page)

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAP...&iid=-1&de=off

teg has a crapload of negative feedback....

HondaTuner 10-09-2006 11:05 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
yup, a whopping 10 out of 275 transactions :S

mike94se 10-09-2006 11:15 PM

Re: OMFG!!! Sir Jeff Frank (ABAZ) is the best shipper EVER!!!!
 
It took a ---- in august :X


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