The Official (Show off your tools and your big breasted girlfriends) Thread.
 

My girlfriend and I were at one of the Canadian Tire stores because I had to get a caulking gun, then I found all this cool ---- on sale and well, I didnt want to dish out all the money now but I really wanted it, it was all between 50-75% off, and she's like, "well I can always get it now but you cant have it till christmas" so I'm like ;D

So basically we walk along the isles and I keep picking up ---- I need/dont really need and put it in to the cart and we ended up with this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...3/DSCN2622.jpg
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Fluffy decided to come by and check out the new toys, he always bugs me when I'm doig car stuff, just the other day he was crawling around where I'm working on my engine, the only thing he forgot is that engines leak oil, so I had to wash the stupid cat after.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...3/DSCN2625.jpg

She said I can only have the tools if she gets to have a Hamster, I dont like rodents but I thought to myself, Meh, he'll only live for another year anyway and I get to keep the tools forever, sounds like a deal to me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...DSCN2608-1.jpg

EDIT: Well some of you thought they were B's this is proof that they are not ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...3/DSCN2634.jpg

WITH THESE, CHRISTMAS COMES EVERY DAY :y

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

ratchet wrench's ftw !!!!!

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

Post more of her boob

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

Nice, I'm getting something similar for christmas from the rents (craftsman tool set)

And I think my gf is buying me power tools for xmas :y

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

nice, gotta love it when girlfriend buy you stuff.

oh an Jago, sorry man I am not whoring my girlfriend out to HMT, all you need to know is that she is a 36DD

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

Pics! :y

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics inside.
 

love the gear wrenchs and cat, those wannabe vise grips need to go though. :P

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics inside.
 

that boob in the pic does not look like dd

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics inside.
 

if its the same ones as he posted before then they are ;)

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics inside.
 

i may be wrong but, that boob looks like B to me

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

Honestly, I once had the vice grip brand and mastercraft brand, and the mastercraft brand outlived the vice grip brand.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

Edited for you non believers.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I'm gonna need a nude waste up, or you're a ---- cock.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

Doesn't quite look DD, more cleavage is necessary to assess ;)

jk martin LOL

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics ins
 

Where's the HMT love? One pic of your girl's rack without the shirt doesn't mean she's a Hoe.....Send me a wallet size....Shipped to Hamilton, Ontario. LMK :y

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics inside.
 

You're wrong.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

those real titties?

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

They're as real as they get my friend.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

They're real if I can feel em.

And posting your girl's boobs isn't whoring her out, ---- I've done it many times. She just wasn't my girl at the time :P I'm sure her ass is in many pics though.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

Matress on the floor ? ghetto.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

btw, no face pics? Prove to us that she ain't no butterface O0

Because it looks like you're hidin something.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

decent tools though. :P

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I call C cup.

http://www.picturehosting.org/images...ater/weld1.jpg
http://www.picturehosting.org/images...er/weld2_1.jpg
http://www.picturehosting.org/images...ater/weld3.jpg
http://www.picturehosting.org/images...ater/tools.jpg Thats stuffed with Craftsman tools

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I find lincoln welders are junk unless they have the nascar logo on them.


"Beer, beef jerky, sweaty sex...........nascar!!"

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

Trust me I tried, she wont let me, she's no butterface, she has a really nice and delicate face actually.

As for matress on the floor, well we're renovating and I just put that laminate together, we're going out to Ikea this week sometime to get a bed frame for it, I used to have a box spring but I didnt like it and got rid of it.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

there is no such thing as fake titties. they're just real expensive.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

i stand corrected, they arent B's. but i think the only way they are double D's is because there are 2 of them

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I dont care if they are B's C's or D's i just want to see more of them.........

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I got some free oil lines on me jackhammering that ----. >:D

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

those don't look like double D's :P

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

I seen that ---- on sale yesterday to and i was thinking about getting that tap and dye set

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

Unless you buy an $8600 tig machine of theirs

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

Like I said they have to be C cups or small Ds

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

I would, consider this guys, this year I went out and purchased 3 seperate taps, in total now that I think about it I could of bought a whole set with that money, its not something you use every day but damn does it ever come handy when the time comes to actually thread something.

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

Wrong, she wears DD bras

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

take a pic of her bra for the haters then ;)

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS
 

or a side shot. no depth perseption in that pic

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

Um, are we gonna get more pictures, or is Stealthmode gonna havta stalk a bitch? :1

Re: Christmas came early today, well sort of, I got me some new tools w/pics + B
 

As you wish Steve, I took some pictures just for you.

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Now that half of HMT is masturbating to a picture of my Girlfriend becaue of you (and dont tell me you guys wouldnt tap that) I would at least like an oil return line :6

Re: I got me some new tools w/pics + BOOBS and more pics for Steve!!!
 

You are a brave man martin, you know half the guys on here that thte only thing they are pounding is their keys on the keyboard are gonna rip on you.
So before anyone says ---- if you are gonna critisize....you have to put up a pic of your bitch and not some girl that you just broke up with or slept with on some vaction.

good ---- mannin up like an OG