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My name is Ryan, i live in upstate ny. I've trolled around this site for years and finally decided to make a screen name. Feel free to give me lots of ---- as i know its the hmt way O0

The Car..
2003 Volkswagen Jetta GLS 1.8T
Attachment 16242

Engine mods
Revo stg 1 tune (20psi)
Manual boost controller
GFB Hybrid bov
Suspension
Vmaxx coilovers
Wheels
BBS RXII's(not shown)
Exterior
Euro 4-motion front lip
Seat Cupra-R front lip
Smoked bumper and fender lights
votex sideskirts
Kamei badgeless grille(knock off)

Thats it for now. Next mods will be to support more power.
Eyelids

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what type of mascara do you put on your eyelids?

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whatever kind your girlfriend left in my car.

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Oooh, the n00b has teeth.


Sell the gaudy BBS's, your dub looks sweet on the steelies.

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What part of upstate ny are you from?

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Even though it's all black, it's a VW, which is clearly a sign your anus is wider than a 4 lane highway. I'd say you forgot to post porn, but I'm not in the mood for snippets of "Boy Oh Boy".

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Better be good porn to offset the German "IM NOT QUEER"ness of the car...


Ive seen your mom already... SO you have any hot cousins??? Ones your not ------- witth their brothers???


:6 :6 :6

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No hazing needed. You drive a VW, your life sucks as is. CEL lately?

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If by girlfriend, you me skank i ----, then let me tell you ------- your mom is gross, her ------- looks like a head of califlower smashed with a hammer and soaked in aids

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-47 points for you fork. You unoriginal dick biter.

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Ancient quote. I was wondering if anyone esle was going to catch that one.

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i would hope so, that shot was sig'd like 9 times. ever notice how its almost always newer guys bringing up the ol' hhh.

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they are just trying to sound OG

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that's how you know a mkiv is working. if i don't see any lights on my cluster i get scared.

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Where the ---- is your porn?


even if your gay you could put forth the EFFORT to find some girls

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I have heard NY is bad about nailing ppl for tint violations but it would give it a serious murdered out look rolling on the steelies. :6

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Thanks, the bbs's really arnt bad. I also put alot of work into fixing them, They are an oem 2 piece wheel.

yup! all steamed after i blew the gasket between the turbo an manifold out. Didnt like spikes to 23psi. Had to drive with it leaking for awhile, then i kept getting bank 1 rich codes.....now its good to go.just outside of syracuse.interesting.....you know gay porn by name? i have never heard of this? is it your favorite?

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the mascara come-back was decent but this one was just stupid. You have a lot of gay mods but welcome anyway. Get a bigger turbo.

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Its not unoriginal, its nostalgic

So let me get this right, you two are OG I and I am not??

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Yah, I think I had the "say hi to mom's family" convo with you the last time you started a thread.

Alluding to anything hotrex is a form of n00bism, regardless of your join date or post count. Don't know if you noticed or not but most of the people who have been his in real life friends won't even own him now. What's there to talk about?

Let that HHH ---- die.

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damn a solid ms paint wouldnt even count?

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http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...tor7726255.jpg

Bout the most attention this ---- box will get ya.

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i was waiting on that haha

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Its not a joke. I designed it for your personal shirt I made for you. Paypal my $25 bucks over and I will get it out to you.

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$25 what a ------- rip off

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I am only making one for you. If you can get some people from the jetta forums buying these then I will lower it for you some. I even designed that for you, wtf!

Ungrateful

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Welcome noob, now buy something. And post porn.

:)

Craig

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Not for a one off shirt it isn't.

I have three of Elijah's fine tshirts... get with the program!

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jettas are overpriced, yes

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i didn't pay near 25k just because I'm a noob doesn't mean I'm completely retarded.

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damn, $25 for a one off shirt. thats not bad. i might be getting with you to maybe do like 5 shirts or something

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LOOK AT Mah B4LL5...

https://i269.photobucket.com/albums/...4/DSC_0060.jpg

LOOOOOOK!!!!!!