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just registered so i figured id introduce myself. yes i drive a vw, let the ---- show begin
project 1:

1984 VW rabbit

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...4151846000.jpg

started this build with full intensions of turning it into a boosted 1.8l 16v.

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After we ripped out the peice of ---- 1.7l 8v. we had some cleanup to do, we cut out the rain tray, and wire wheeled all the seam sealant, so it could be welded to stiffen up the front end.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...4192009000.jpg

next day my buddy picked up the 16v and we tossed her in that night

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...4242200002.jpg

after a long pull, of chasing burnt wires and redirecting fuel lines, we couldnt get the ------- thing to fire. after a couple of days of ------- around she saw her first sign of life. We directed our attention to volkswagens best ever invention CIS, we couldnt get the car to idle for more then 5 minutes. we put a wideband on it and scratched our heads while it leaned the ---- out after a couple minutes of running time, after the neighbors came over and bitched us out for working late and making to much noise, me in all my rage wanted to try and get a ripper out of it, i didnt care how shitty it was running, i ended up getting egged while i was ripping down a street and then the car died as i turned into a mall parking lot

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we pushed her home and i immediately ordered the following parts.

-All new controll arms, ball joints, tie rod ends, steering rack, rotors, brake pads, callipers, drums and shoes
-Stress bars, rear and front top mount and a subframe mount
-Strut towers and H&R ultra low coil overs
-034efi engine management
-Polly engine mounts and bushings

annnd this is how she looks today

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...99/rabbit1.jpg

lost interest during the spring, and picked up a new ride

http://galleries.xnxx.com/Totem/one_...ti/image20.htm

http://www.sweet-tits.com/021-peach/...abe/babe10.jpg

http://galleries.xnxx.com/21sextury/...2df/image9.htm


1981 VW Scirocco

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...ccocorner4.jpg

it has a 2.0L 16v swap, and tons of wiring issues. not to mention sloppy shift linkage. since its the same engine and chasis all ordered parts fit and bolt on. I had it run 15.2 at 98mph. im getting my head off the 1.8l ported and polished and getting a mannifold made. I need a turbo, intercooler, and piping. Im ordering new shift linkage from USRT.

as for the rabbit, its now a diesel project...

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the names kris.

fuckers

http://www.wannawatch.com/hosted/see...ges/pic013.jpg

http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/e...s/image011.jpg

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Welcome to HMT... Good 1st post.

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hot girls there, decent car

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were in bc are you faggot?

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Hes in Prince George :3 His mom is hot though :-*

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I kinda thought that when I saw the front end loader/engine crane. Lovin the 13x7reverse wires :P

Did some panty ripers in the tprc today, 11psi in a foot of snow :6

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vids nig

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For real, why are you holding out?

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I dont know how to post vids :-[

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photobucket

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Jesus christ i need footage asap.Can you get the vid from the camera to the computer?What kind of camera?Oh and that is how you pull motors in the north :6

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I have a normal cannon digi but I think it takes about a 15 second video :1

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This guy is a serious faggot doesn't even do the swaps outside in the snow. Just sold him my 90si. We damn near got a PG crew now. Plus tprc panty ripper vids need to be viewed.

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The tprc needs a front bumper bad :P

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bumpers just get hung up in the snow. I ripped the lip and inner fender off my old si while chewing it through a mudhole. Then got stuck in some ruts and the bobcat almost got stuck pulling it out.

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Right now it has no exhaust, front bumper or headlights, I was doing pantyrippers with my repairmans plate today. The people shoveling snow and playing with thier kids were not impressed with its lovelyness :P

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Repairman plates FTMFW :y We use to go rip it up in harsh hoopties and when we got pulled over we just pointed to the plate and pretty much the cop knew he was owned.Get some punk to film some clips of blowing nuts or romping snowdrifts.

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---- those chumps. All those parts are optional anyway. get some princess auto 6" and double sided tape them to the hood.

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cleans ass roco

welcome to HMT

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his mom is hot actually, And took you ------- long enough to make your first post nig nog.

I made his gay VW go a 15.24 @ 94 or some bullshit like that. :y

more pics of his V Dub on one trip to go racing

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSC04073.jpg

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s...n/DSC04079.jpg

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+1 on his mom :-*

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wow i was expecting a gay ass noob thread about i wanna be handfed information about how to turbo my car. you seem to know the deal already. good job.

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watch your mouth dick tree

thanks to the others.

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nice ---- lickage

98 mph and 94 mph HA, that kinda mph is good for 13's. I piloted it to the 15.2 and broke a motor mount doing it. I'm pretty sure it was more like 89mph or so, maybe.... find the slip i know you kept it

i still like the rabbit better

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Sweet VWs.

Post pics of your mom.

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Daytons on dah Rabbit FTW! :D

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back into any doors lately? :1

cant wait to see the 'rock turbo'd

and i'm gonna show higholler how to host vids this weekend so you all can see the awsomeness that is the tprc

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at least you got the least gay vw's. if i was going to build one i would go with one of those old boxy ones.


i gotta see your mom now too. quit holding out on us nog

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nope not lately


here you go fuckers.....names kelli


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^^^only if you guys could be as lucky as knob gobbeling urban indian...

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Your mom is hot, and you're an awesome n00b. Thanks, bro, you keep the standards high.

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finally some worthy noobs poppin up welcome bitch and yo moms issss oooweeeee fine nukka

need a shower cam hhah :8

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i HATE VW, but i like teh Rocco, O0

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i puke on vws

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i'm gay

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whats up with the dude holding the dildo in the back right of the pic



i know its a flask sideways...im bored so being a smartass happens to be fun atm

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ironically this is the night Kris got his first Blowjob

and coincidentally while he was making out on my couch upstairs i was tounging his mom :6

Its how I roll

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I think thats the first nog of all are members to acually post a pic of his mom when asked. Good noob :y

I'd hit that ----
















































trice O0

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get in line

its already a rather long one

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haha O0

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holy ----. i never thought i would see the day. can we push the envelope and see the sister or cousin? c'mon, go for the hat trick