nooB NSFW
 

wutsup...im new (not new to cars) and i need to turbo my d16 <shes gonna be my track ----- so it has to be a beast.im goin Dseries cuz they're cheaper motors to start with but manage to have good #'s. problem is, i donno ---- about turbo x-cept that its gotta B low comp. im hoping that u guys will hook me up with everything i need to know to get this on track.
well this is my car...im swappin the the D16 into a EG shell i got an puttin an N/A Kseries into the EF
EF9
D16Y8
Short Ram Intake
? ? ? 4-1 Headers
2½ Greddy Cat Back...strait pipe
2½ Drop On Skunk2's (some one Find Me a Camber Kit)

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Judging by this post and the fact that you have "JDM" in your name, your not going to last long here. Good luck...

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y0, dis b my projek. I gotz ta go vroom vroom with some 4-1 headerS on my turbo single bank motor.

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It looks like i should have gone to Honda Tech if i was gonna deal with flaming fags like yourselves. i dont mean to diss the site but im sure there's alot of u people that feel COOL b/c ur cars are "done" an my car is a stock d16 with bolt ons, all i asked for is how to get my project started and look what i got. people make the site & 2 people so far did NOT answer my question which makes this site suck 100% so far, which is a damn shame cuz im sure ther is good info on the site, which is obviously why i came. However Suck my Dick and Ban me, u can talk all the ---- u want if it makes u feel better.
(BTW-i dont believe in internet thugs, so dont judge me as one y0...fagot)

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Dude, you just ------- came onto this site and told us to build a kit for you.... do you honestly think people are going to do that for everybody that comes on here? You're got to realize that there is a whole forum dedicated to these questions you're asking, and there's even a sticky that says "LOOK HERE IF YOU WANT TO BUILD A TURBO KIT."

Maybe you should read that instead of be'n a honda-tech loving e-thug. :-\

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Well we flame you because you are no different the 80% of the noobs out ther. You come here looking for a hand out. Ask some intellegent qustion once you gotten a feel for things and you'll be fine. There is basically nothing that your going to do that others haven't done before. SEARCH, READ, EDUCATE yourself off the wisdom that other have posted before.

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i never wanted a hand out...what i ment by u guys teach me everything i need to now is the site...u guys=homemadeturbo.com i have found the nooB info thread

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well. at least i wasn't this bad O0

Re: nooB
 

Post porn.
Post a pic of your girlfriend (or mom, whoever is hotter).
Post porn pics of your girlfriend (or mom).
Don't be a douchebag.
Welcome to HMT.

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::) :-\

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haha i love this place

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All your questions were already answered before you made this thread, I guess your just not smart enough to look in a thread titled: "noobs look here if you want to build a turbo kit" ::)

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I read every detail of that noob crap and I'm still a noob and unless I post porn or something entertaining of the sorts I will get some ------- answers. :'( I don't mind that much, this is someone else's home that I walked into, so I will at least take my shoes off and act courteous until my mom gives in to me asking to put pictures on the internet of her. >:D

I must say that you have to be a retard to ask for everything to be given to you when it is all here on the website. Just look around first, let some of it absorb. Buy ----, put it on, and when the ------ motor blows then come back and asked what went wrong. That's what everyone else does. :-*

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it seems that, instead of posting a link to--noobs look here if you want to build a turbo kit--u would rather flaim my UN and tell me i wont last (your a mod!?)
i know im in "someone else's house" which is why my first thread was a "hello, this is what i got and this is what i wanna do" and not stupid ignorant comments with no meaning.
When the hell did i ask anyone to build me a Turbo Kit?
Of all u Douche Bags that had something to say,it seem bumblezc is the only one that has a functional brain.

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Yes, I would rather call you a ------- idiot than post a link to that thread because you are a ------- idiot if couldn't find that thread by yourself. ::) And I was right about you not going to last becuase your already whining and complaining calling us fags becuase we didn't spoon feed info to you. Yes I'm a mod, I set the standard for calling out noob ignorance. Welcome to HMT fuckface...

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ok selective reader/\
read the other ½ smart guy

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Where are these people coming from?!?

I read, searched, and researched turbo systems and homemade kits for 6 months before I had a good question to ask, and that was because I couldn't find the answer after searching a ton...

I don't understand why others don't do the same?

To the poster... yes, this site has more good information about DIY turbo kits than any other site. But, you are going to have to do your due dilligence too. Get used to searching and reading through long lists of threads to find what you are looking for. Just be patient and learn everything you can. Part of making your own kit is learning how everything functions and then figuring out a way to make it work on your car. It's much more satisfying than just buying a kit or having someone else do all the work for you.

That being said, welcome to HMT.

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oh ---- BIG TIME MODERATOR now u have a reason not to kill yourself Ban me Bitch!!!

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believe me i got no problem with that. Great site i also agree but a bunch of internet tough guys is what kills it...what ever makes them feel better ::)

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you'll get that wherever you go, especially if you ask dumb questions

all noobs get flamed, you pretty much asked for it by making yourself known as a noob it'll wear off if you dont piss of the wrong people

welcome and read up

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Alot of people say they don't come to this site anymore because they get answers like this, but if you ask me, it's for the better.

We should rename the site to "turbo's for dummies". The information is so basic, and so right in front of your face that it's hard to feel sorry for you. We don't get into super technical stuff, we don't have threads that reach beyond our junkyard way of life, ect.... It's too easy to find the basic information you're asking for, and so you get flamed. Now post porn already. ;D

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u tha man now dawg. 8)

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ok i get it...does anyone know where i can find a turbo kit?






















j/p
i think this one should be thrown in the shitter

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one thing first
















https://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a...gsix/BS/16.jpg

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you need to post more pics like that to get the correct answers >:D

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was that the best picture you could find. I couldnt affend my mom with that. if you dont like the site dont fukin post here. I dont post on here because i dont want to be flammed because im new. I made an exception here though because I to get tired of seeing the same old post."Im new please explain what a turbo is.

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do u have paypal? if u do whats u address? i'll send u .99 to buy a razor, hopefully u can figure out the rest.

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Toss an NSFW in your title, this thread is pretty much over because you found the Noob sticky so we can expect better posts in the future.

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is that the best you can do. if so. you suck.

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all i can say is, u called ur self a nooB and didn't expect this? u got enough so ill jus say welcome to hmt haha. post more porn and when u do add NSFW in the title and keep ur questions to a minimal stupidity. most dumb questions are answered in the faq's and noobs look here fags... enjoy the site n call us fags again n you will rot in hell of burning eternity. >:D die now.

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well i guess i'll take the welcome...not everyone is a fag i ment to direct that to the first two that replied.

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i guess i'll take the welcome...not everyone is a fag i only directed that to the first two that replied. didnt like my joke s2kdave? u must get that one a lot...eh mabe nex time

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i remember when i was a noob,they treated me the same way,one thing i learned is do all the research u can then ask questions later



p.s. im still a noob!

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yep
but iam the hmt offical noob ;D

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all you guys are faggots, keep it real like an OG.

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>:( u got room to talk..
go hide in your corner.
:P ;)

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welcome to HMT and you can find all your answer in the force induction forum. Look at the stickies shorty and Teg have on there you'll be find.

Oh yeah post more pron of hot bitchez with phat azz too

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honda-tech is the opposite of HMT. HT is for flaming fags

the only fags here are the newbs :o

i didn't even register for an account before lurking for a few months and learned the basics of turbo how-to by reading and being patient. if you have a question, make sure its not something you can just search on google and find your answer on the first page it comes up with.

examples:
LEGIT;
- How does a wastegate work?
- Where do I plug X into?
- How do i fix my X?

STUPID;
- What's the best turbo for my car?
- Is SSAutoChrome on ebay any good?
- How much will I spend on a turbo kit?

even then, most simple questions you can search for and find.

Re: nooB NSFW
 

I clicked a "NSFW" thread to find this bullshit? :-\ WTF?
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