No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

So, I've never grown a beard before and didn't grow up with a dad to get this sort of advice.

The mustache part of my beard is super bushy and the last three days has started to go a little wild. Should I just trim it shorter, or does anyone in this day and age use mustache wax? I'm half tempted to handlebar the ----------er, in this town I'd pick up a ton of sleazy hippie girls with a mustache that screams I'm an unemployable -------.

Your $0.02 is warmly welcome, and ---- the November guys they can STFU.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

There is no right way to grow a beard. Grow it the way you like it. Trim when you think it needs to be trimmed. Trim where you think it needs to be trimmed. My best advice is to get a decent set of scissors and trim a little at a time. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten impatient, trimmed too much, and was dissatisfied with the end result.

I don't use any product in my beard. I probably could use some but I'm of the opinion that I'd rather trim it down a significant amount and let it grow back rather than do daily bullshit maintenance. Some people are into their beards at certain points and are willing to use products. Nothing wrong with that, it just defeats the purpose of having a beard for me.

PS: ---- you no shave for a month faggots. Instead of wasting your time growing facial hair, grow a sack instead.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

pics of said bush or gtfo

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

I guess my picture was moved to some leaching stock photo. Boo.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Come on Joey, this thread is worthless without pics...you're slipping.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

Well I just hit that point again with my beard, where the mustache is starting to go in my mouth, but I think I will trim the whole thing, normally I just trim the mustache part.

If it grows right you can do a really greasy mustache even more so then the handle bar setup. Connect it to your sideburns, shave everything below that line.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

---- you, dvst8r, you were the heart and soul of no shave November. :7 :7 :7







:P

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Just let the stash grow and then just comb it up over the top of your head. :-* Then just cut some holes for your eyes. 8)

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

But I still have the beard, I shaved at the end of Nov. and by the middle of Dec. magically it was back, still haven't shaved it... I would take another pic, but well its the same beard, so it seems kinda redundant. :1

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Agreed.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

I just wish i could grow a mustache.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Grow long beard.

Comb over top of head.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

I last shaved before Xmas, this pic is of me after about 3-4 weeks taken a week before Xmas, I'm the hairy bastard on pic left with HPI shirt.

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Been 5 weeks now, afraid to look in the mirror.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

use conditioner, brush often. train that fucker, threatin it with a razor.

my beard. think im gonna shave soon.

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Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

You are exactly what I don't want to look like. That beard looks suspiciously like it was started in November, sir, and due to your association with Spiker I must tell you that I suspect you for a homosexual. Please exit my thread and never come back.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

I vote for the handlebar stache. It's one of the classier mustaches. You can pick up some of the AIDS-free hippie chicks when rocking the handlebar.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

gotta trim and train that bastard. Actually did that with my goatee i grew for the longest time (---- any goatee haters, its a small beard ok!)

i wanna do the beard thing but i suffer from too much neck beard and what grows on my face comes in a natural inbred joe dirt trailer trash pattern :3

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

So that's why your porn knowledgabilities and collection are enormous!

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

lol I love it



pics or gtfo

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

https://blog.wired.com/photos/uncate...25/gaybeef.jpg

He like...................

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Gay porn BAAANNN!!

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+1 BAN

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

A non nude dude is porn?

I think the way you look at the picture makes it porn...... so ban yourself

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

If even the Frenchie can see it for what it is then there is something wrong with you, sir. Get your gay porn out of my thread!

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

It's completely gay. Furthermore, your avatar displays a baby (possibly male... blue shirt = boy), giving a man fellatio.

Ban x 2.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

Handlebar stache is the win.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

If your gonna do handle bars at least have them come back along the jaw line.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Go with the maurader sp like lemmy from motorhead

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

---- my beard is red.......and my hair in the winter matches,


How about the fivehead me and John share? John Foister is next to me, owner of the tracks and John's BSR Tires, home of the BRL Nationals in April.

Fick look at my jowls................LOOK AT MY JOWLS!!!!!!

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

30 somethin' years old and just now getting around to learning how to grow a beard. You've spent too much time tuning cars and harassing hippies. Just let it grow, trim it with electric hair clippers when it gets too long for ya, and shape it up with a SHARP razor. It's not that hard. And oh yeah, ---- no shave December. It contains gay porn.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

gay avatar.....


instant ban!

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

Ban x 3

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

"you november faggots stay the ---- out" made me post, i havent shaved since november and me being associated with spiker should not instantly make you suspect me of being gay, i mean look at that ------ beard.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out
 

Whatever you say.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Bone, you look nothing like I suspected.

I wish I could stand to grow a beard. I think I went 4 days without shaving before I caved. My face felt horrible.

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

i got a shirtless version of this pic just for you jd if you want it :-*

https://www.t-mobilepictures.com/mya...4c541861c.jpeg

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

hahaha, that shits funny, i remember the first time i let it grow out some. itched like when you dont wipe your ass all the way and get dingle berries and dried ----. it doesnt bother me anymore and i only shave once or twice a week normally

Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Mine itched mildly from day 3 to day 8, after that it's been fine.

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Re: No shave December guys, need advice. (you November faggots stay the fuck out)
 

Thats because youre trying to glue pubes on yer face son.