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Re:New York babbbbbyyyy
Oh word. I have a sweet joke also.
Roger Clemens died. When he got to heaven, he came to a little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity," God said. Roger felt very special, and walked into his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner, a three-story mansion with a bright red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with a Red Sox flag flying on it, and a Red Sox logo in every window. In the front yard was a sign reading 'Welcome To Beantown.' Clemens looked at God and said, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I won 3 world series rings and 300 games. Why does Pedro get a better house than me?" God laughed and said "Roger, that's not Pedro's house, its mine."
Roger Clemens died. When he got to heaven, he came to a little house with a faded Yankee flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity," God said. Roger felt very special, and walked into his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner, a three-story mansion with a bright red and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with a Red Sox flag flying on it, and a Red Sox logo in every window. In the front yard was a sign reading 'Welcome To Beantown.' Clemens looked at God and said, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I won 3 world series rings and 300 games. Why does Pedro get a better house than me?" God laughed and said "Roger, that's not Pedro's house, its mine."
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